Can’t wait to go to work tomorrow.
Champions League Group A
Manchester United 1:0 FC Copenhagen
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 24 October 2023 @ 8:00pm BST
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Need to get the City game cancelled, it will be embarrassing.This team needs Tony Pulis. Park the bus and kick it long to Rashy.
I think he started his clock at the kick-off, but had Copenhagem players already in pur half, so the game had to be restarted.
He didn't restart his clock, UEFA did, hence this 15-20 seconds.What a pile of shit. Its like 11 strangers playing. I think TH needs to be given a bollocking when Ratcliffe comes in. Picking Bruno Rashford Antony every week he can and its not working.
That cover by the Klaxons is sick. So many amazing memories of that track.
Yes, watching him moan at the end, its annoying, he does nothing all half.
Anyway, we arent losing so its still all good right?They’ve looked the more likely to score when they’ve attacked.
Our best opportunity came through a Højlund press on their GK which sums up our performance thus far.45 mins of Shite.. sorry 44. 45 secs of shite.. it was that bad the ref needed some stimulating from others ..a draw or loss here and its by by European football they've all been Shite..Eriksen will change this game. Around 70th minute of course when he comes inThis is some of the worst football I've seen since post fergie. If he doesn't make changes at half time then theres no hope.This is looking very poor and there are no excuses.
Some changes needed. Too many players are flat footed and not making movement ahead of the ball. Easy for CopenhagenAnyone who says our performances are better than under Ole is wrong. We still play as individuals. There is still no method. We have no midfield creativity tonight. Amrabat is playing sometimes like a central defender. McT is being told to play forward nearer to Hojlund. And Bruno is all over the shop.
Ten Hag was supposed to be a press monster. But there is just nothing there. Nothing.
Pretty much what I saw. The new players were the ones actually trying to do something whereas the same players who have time and again downed tools are moping around and playing in a half arsed manner. I'm surprised so many folk are saying that the poor half was because of the manager, as if we haven't seen this happen two or three times before.Eriksen and Mount will improve our play. Can’t play decent football with Mctominay in there! Ridiculous from ETH team selection.
This is the most concerning bit. We’re pretty much only missing him and Martinez at the mo. Are they both really that instrumental? Hard to see where the improvement is coming from.Absolute dross and discontent in the stands. Defenders have no options to pass to in our midfield they are that static. Amrabat screaming at Dalot to make a run, he stands still. Rashford is back to his 21/22 form. Garnacho and Mount on for Bruno and Rashford at half timeIf we don't win this one we should be looking to finish 4th. Playing Europa again would be too boring at this stage.
Players don't care. They have done this to Mourinho, Solskjaer, Rangnick and now on way to do this to tenHag.Wild theory here but I don’t think Sancho is standing up against a manager who still has the full support of his team. His mates probably told him to not worry because he will be gone soon .Still nobody mentioning Antony. Its all Bruno and Rashford againWow, so bad. Love ETH but I think he's done.
You might not fancy it next Monday.
Scholes has clearly had enough of watching this shit. Sounds fed upScholes even now would probably help our midfield.Scholes looking ready to commit on that sofa.
Can't be patterns of playETH is so out of his depth..
I remember him being called a modern manager.. if this is modern football, I don't want any of it.. give me the old school 4-4-2 or a 4-2-3-1 and I'll be happy..
The dictionary definition of shit on a stick..
Well, his defenders have the same level of fanaticism that Florentines had for Savonarola, but that's where the renaissance ends.
I will discipline him right away.Yep, gonna need Eriksen for McTominay for two deeper midfielders. And probably get Bruno off for Mount, because he can't possibly be worse.The football is shite. But, the biggest plus side is seeing Laura Woods at half time.
Oh my.This team is a jokeCan’t imagine the prospect of what Man City could do to this lot at the weekend. Grim viewing for sure.
That is super generous tbh.Just popped in. Guessing it's the usual dull, aimless, utter shite?
By the way, I wrote the word "t u r g i d" and it appeared on the thread as 'tumescent' or something. Am I missing something?Get Hannibal Garnacho and Eriksen or Mount on I guess.
Take off anyone but Hojlund.
Obviously ETH won't do that though.Monday morning looks exciting.
After a striker a midfielder to rotate with Eriksen should have been our target. Instead we wasted £55m on Mount.
This is what frustrates me. A telling off isn't going to suddenly make them create more chances. Our football is so slow and predictable.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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26%
Harry Maguire
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14%
Christian Eriksen
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2%
Rasmus Hojlund
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 279 ratings.
Score Predictions
159,14,7
- Man Utd win
- FC Copenhagen win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 34% Man Utd 2:0 FC Copenhagen
- 17% Man Utd 2:1 FC Copenhagen
- 14% Man Utd 3:0 FC Copenhagen
- 12% Man Utd 3:1 FC Copenhagen
- 7% Man Utd 1:0 FC Copenhagen
- 3% Man Utd 1:2 FC Copenhagen
- 2% Man Utd 1:1 FC Copenhagen
- 2% Man Utd 0:2 FC Copenhagen
- 2% Man Utd 4:0 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 0:9 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 5:0 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 1:3 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 0:3 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 4:2 FC Copenhagen
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- FC Copenhagen
- Possession
- 50% 50%
- Shots
- 15 16
- Shots on Target
- 5 4
- Corners
- 5 10
- Fouls
- 8 6
Referee
Marco Guida
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
