Seriously. Which team in the PL is aesthetically worse to watch? Luton is one. Maybe Palace?
Champions League Group A
Manchester United 1:0 FC Copenhagen
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 24 October 2023 @ 8:00pm BST
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He'll be here well into the new year because we're patheticI really miss Luke Shaw.Ten Hag talks the talk about standards and living it every day but every single week we see the same shit. It's like he doesn't have a clue what to change or how to change it except starting the latest flavour of the month i.e McTominay until he realises he's shit again and then its back to Mount/Casemiro. I'm Losing faith rapidly at this point....Copenhagen better in every single department. It's actually embarrassing.
Their hit and hope clearances find a teammate every time.The referee needs a new watch.
Not good enough, too slow. We need to up the tempo. Bring on Eriksen and Garnacho.has Bruno been sent off with a red card? Haven’t seen him at all.
He was never hyped hence why he is playing for usactually thankful the ref said enough and sent them to the break early. my lordETH now fighting for his job…..if he brings the same lot out then I fear for him……
Rashford & Bruno for starters - completely anonymous again.
If they come out then there is no hope for Eric.Absolutely fecking woeful. Clueless.
Get to feck Ten Hag….what exactly do you do with them during training? Play Uno? Shockingly shite. Again.
He made it through the Galatasaray - Palace fixtures, what makes you think he'll get sacked now? We strung a few lucky wins vs shite opposition and will probably win this one 1-0 with a deflection goal, so his job looks pretty safe.
Should only come on as a sub...
Thankful for his goals, but there is no way you can expect to play good football or even anything passable with him on for 90 mins.
He'll always play. Can never be dropped like Rashford and Antony.MEN (phoned this one in)…
Onana
Made a needless save and his passing has gone to pot. 5
Dalot
Sloppy. 5
Varane
Sluggish. 5
Maguire
Error led to a chance. 5
Reguilon
Okay at best. 5
Amrabat
Ponderous. 5
McTominay
Caught between two stools. 5
Antony
Not good enough again. 5
Fernandes
Bad form continuing. 5
Rashford
Little to write home about. 5
Hojlund
Done little. 5Copenhagen playing a practice match against us. It's way too easy for them to just stand and watch us do nothing. Their defense could literally read a book while playing and they still wouldn't concede.Against the rules to not play full 45 minutes, ain't it?Should be down 0-1
45min for our CL lives nowThat just flew by, felt like it wasn’t even 45 minutes…Don't win this and ETH should be out of a job by all rights. Won't happen of course but there is no excuses for building and managing the worst United team post Ferguson.
We are in the delaying the inevitable stage and it's clear as day. I'm not even that bothered about firing him but from purely analytical standpoint he'd be fired if we weren't on like our 5th manager post Fergie.Just a horrible horrible performance. If they can't get up for a game like this, on a night like this then I have no hope left for this team.
God help us on Sunday. City will tear us to pieces.
Copenhagen are flooding the CM and Amrabat is having to cover it all almost on his own, with no help from Bruno or McTominey.
It’s the same as in previous games when Casemiro was left isolated and we were overrun in CM.
.Bruno has fallen off a cliff for us.City are going to mash us out of it.We need another wave of 'you're not fit to wear the shirt' directed straight at Bruno and Rashford.
Most of the rest would deserve it as well to be fair.Referee having mercy.
Can you blame him though? I would have after half an hour if I had to watch more of that.Tell you what if they lose tonight I'd say there is a good chance we will lose all six games in this group. We're that bad!!
We have been terrible all half and have no pressing whatsoever. What game have you been watching?That was dreadful, I don't see a plan that can work from the shape the team takes up when in possession. Not good enough from Ten Hag.Another 45 minutes - well, 44:43; thanks for the extra 17 seconds, ref - of my life I'm never getting back.Amrabat is a nothing playerWe are shitWhat I would give for new owners to come in, hire someone with testicular fortitude who would just tell everyone of these cowards, apart from Rasmus, to pack up their shit and find a new club.It is just the typical Utd performance , no tempo , no life , no passion just listless stuff with everyone waiting for someone else to do something.
Both teams of a similar standard which tells a lot pf where we are as a club right now.Maybe we should just go out of Europe all together and concentrate of something else.Any other big club would have sacked the manager already. We are too patient. The entire season bar Palace in the League Cup has been terrible. Why are we so patient with managers?Why don't we have someone who can carry the ball in the midfield? Like EriksenBrutal watch. No wonder the ref blew for half time early.- Status
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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26%
Harry Maguire
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14%
Christian Eriksen
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2%
Rasmus Hojlund
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 279 ratings.
Score Predictions
159,14,7
- Man Utd win
- FC Copenhagen win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 34% Man Utd 2:0 FC Copenhagen
- 17% Man Utd 2:1 FC Copenhagen
- 14% Man Utd 3:0 FC Copenhagen
- 12% Man Utd 3:1 FC Copenhagen
- 7% Man Utd 1:0 FC Copenhagen
- 3% Man Utd 1:2 FC Copenhagen
- 2% Man Utd 1:1 FC Copenhagen
- 2% Man Utd 0:2 FC Copenhagen
- 2% Man Utd 4:0 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 0:9 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 5:0 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 1:3 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 0:3 FC Copenhagen
- 1% Man Utd 4:2 FC Copenhagen
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- FC Copenhagen
- Possession
- 50% 50%
- Shots
- 15 16
- Shots on Target
- 5 4
- Corners
- 5 10
- Fouls
- 8 6
Referee
Marco Guida
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
