Manchester United 1:0 Everton

Massive Spanner · Apr 3, 2016

2 Man Midfield said:
We need another midfielder in the summer, it's a must.

Has to be left footed and Dutch though.

Godfather · Apr 3, 2016

WTF is Carrick doing?? Does he ever lookd forward before passing??

Successful · Apr 3, 2016

Blind, Martial and De Gea - our best players so far.

Shark · Apr 3, 2016

Something has got to change at half time. But you just know LVG won't do shit until the 80th minute.

Rajeev · Apr 3, 2016

We are getting overrun in midfield consistently. Bring Herrera on ffs

Stobzilla · Apr 3, 2016

What the feck is Carrick at today ?

C3Pique · Apr 3, 2016

Martial and Rashford the only bright spots so far.

SqueakyWeasel · Apr 3, 2016

Ish said:
Everton seem to just be bullying our midfield off the ball. Lingard, Mata all just being barged off the ball.

Basically the template for winning the league this year that England recently adopted to beat Germany.

JB08 · Apr 3, 2016

Blind's passing range is fantastic

2 man midfield · Apr 3, 2016

Massive Spanner said:
Has to be left footed and Dutch though.

And a defender. Just to balance it up like.

dannyrhinos89 · Apr 3, 2016

Random Task said:
How can an Argentinian international look so drastically out of his depth against such an average team in Everton. The mind boggles.

Because he's crap and Argentina have nobody else to play that position that's why he gets matches for them

Raw · Apr 3, 2016

Stick Schneiderlin back on corners please. Fecking hell Blind.

Amar__ · Apr 3, 2016

What on earth was that from Blind? What a corner!

Ish · Apr 3, 2016

Is Blind our best passer in the team, along with Carrick?

Cooksen · Apr 3, 2016

Can we please stop with the short corners

kouroux · Apr 3, 2016

OMG, what a snoozefest

Mrs Smoker · Apr 3, 2016

Blind on corners, still a failure.

kenny19 · Apr 3, 2016

Martial is tired and everybody can see it. It would be nice if we rested him once in a while. I understand our other options are stressful but the kid needs a rest.

Sp00ks11 · Apr 3, 2016

Carrick useless as usual. Totally anonymous, hope he goes this summer.

Random Task · Apr 3, 2016

Everton look stronger, faster and more technically efficient than our lads.

Rajeev · Apr 3, 2016

Another poor corner. Do we even know how to take a corner anymore?

SqueakyWeasel · Apr 3, 2016

Could have gone down there

Godfather · Apr 3, 2016

We are pretty much playing with 6 defenders the way Carrick and Schneiderlin sit deep

Drifter · Apr 3, 2016

C3Pique said:
Martial and Rashford the only bright spots so far.

And that's not saying much.

The Hungry Surgeon · Apr 3, 2016

We seem to have completely forgotten how to play football over the international break.

Spoony · Apr 3, 2016

If we finish top four.

:vangle stays:

redhoop · Apr 3, 2016

Strange atmosphere, and some strange decision-making too, but it feels like we're getting a bit closer.

AltiUn · Apr 3, 2016

Shark said:
Something has got to change at half time. But you just know LVG won't do shit until the 80th minute.

Giving LvG a bit of credit he usually takes off our shit full back at half time.

Traub · Apr 3, 2016

Not sure if I've just created an expectation of a boring game or whether this game is boring, but I'm fecking bored.

Kostur · Apr 3, 2016

Why are people acting surprised that we are shit? We've been that all season.

Shane88 · Apr 3, 2016

Lingard has great work-rate.

Amethyst · Apr 3, 2016

I can't wait until we have Jones back to fizz those corners in.

Dreadnought · Apr 3, 2016

Michael Carrick is absolutely useless. I really hope he is shipped out in the summer, can't stand the sight of the spineless ****. He's not kidding anyone with his 'I'll pass sideways and put a teammate in trouble because I have no stones to withstand the opposition's pressing, and I will then spread my arms pretending to ask for the ball so that everybody thinks I am not a coward that I am and that I am willing to receive the ball in a tight situation'. Also, Rojo is so below the United quality it is laughable. He's a CB who should be playing in Segunda.

Ventura · Apr 3, 2016

Is CBJ still injured?

Taxx · Apr 3, 2016

This isn't a good game, and no, it's not surprising.

peridigm · Apr 3, 2016

Godfather said:
We are pretty much playing with 6 defenders the way Carrick and Schneiderlin sit deep

Philosophy

kouroux · Apr 3, 2016

redhoop said:
Strange atmosphere, and some strange decision-making too, but it feels like we're getting a bit closer.

Closer to what ? Nothing is happening.

2 man midfield · Apr 3, 2016

Has Blind ever taken a corner that wasn't a complete and utter disaster?

dannyrhinos89 · Apr 3, 2016

Traub said:
Not sure if I've just created an expectation of a boring game or whether this game is boring, but I'm fecking bored.

Nah it's boring both teams scrappy wouldn't surprise me if this was a 0-0

J-Stander · Apr 3, 2016

It's as if we're not actually playing a striker. Mata is nowhere to be seen and Rashford keeps ending up on the right.

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