Clubs have absolutely sussed us out, low'ish block and they know we havent got the quality to break them down. Nick one from a set piece and watch us shit ourselves
FA Premier League
Manchester United 0:1 Crystal Palace
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Sat, 30 September 2023 @ 3:00pm BST
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Really? I think they are above us so I guess we suck.
We will have all the excuses about injuries, but there is more than enough on that field to be getting a win here.Has Neville blamed the Glazers yet?I'm going to be pessimistic and say we won't turn this around. I also don't think the players believe they can, which is the important thingIt’s ok to struggle in defense with all the injuries, might lead to conceding 1-2 a game but our offense? Come on. Fecking Lutton Town producing more than our multi millionaires up front. Literally zero. If it continues 2nd half it will be - just as vs Brighton and vs Bayern - a deserved loss again
Who gives a damn about that stat anyway?73% possession
Created nothing bar the Hojland chance. The possession we have had has been pointless. Slow stagnant play in the middle third. Simple to defend against.We got stats only Pep could dream of and we are losing
Its almost like you can’t tell the difference between a player being unable to try anything because he doesn’t get the ball versus one that’s fecking up multiple plays by making the wrong decision almost every time.
Ideally both would be replaced, but if one has to be picked, it’s the one that’s the bigger liability.
Only problem that really is…… is when we fall over we don't get free kicks.
I would hope not!
Its smart play. Feel contact take the foul and relieve the pressure.I'd never think the day would come we're begging for martial to save our bacon... oh how the mighty have fallen.
Even after spending 70m on a brand new strikerDon't look even close to scoring.Sub off casemiro for Hannibal. Pellistri for Evans.
Put Mount on the right. Dalot on left, Lindelof of right and Amrabat with Hannibal in midfield.
Yeah I agree with thisWe ll smash these guys in the second assume EtH makes some subs early. Feels like way too much doom and gloom in here about a half that wasn't near as bad as bad as some folks are presenting it. Entirely imho and ill happily eat my hat if I'm wrong.I'll bet it's very frustrating to play with Rashford in training. He is just that player who makes the wrong decision 80% of the time. I'll always hated playing with players like that. I used to put most of the blame on Martial for the lack of chemistry between Rashford and Martial. I have to rethink that.
He needs to do that and do it after 60 minutes give them 15 then make the changes
We can still win, no doubt.
But, I wouldn’t look at this first half in isolation, win or lose. It’s just another game in which we’re not playing well/playing ok, but not scoring/not controlling the game/controlling the game but not scoring.
again, whats the point if we cant fecking score !73% possession
yes it is, when it is Ayew and he is playing his one game full of shithousery a year at Old Trafford
going by whatever has been said here, it sounds like the plan is “kick the ball and inshallah”
Need to revert to Oleball?Biggest problem is mentality, we always look panicked and sloppy after we concede, if we score first and game is going well, our performance rarely drops.Horrible shit. Get Martial and Hannibal on.
That’s been the playbook on United for years now.We need Bruno's magic this halfWe are playing well and that break will come.Will Hughes looks like what you'd consider a Doctor Who villain.Our right flank contains all the threat of a small kitten.Very high standard of diving in the PL, and a very low standard of refereeing.No changes?
Surprise, no changes at halftime
I think he/she is joking
Rashford is involved a lot because they're deliberately advancing the ball up the left side as much as possible. If he wasn't having a terrible performance we'd have a goal or two by now, but he did nothing with his 12 opportunities with the ball in space on the left, just like every other half. They keep playing long balls to him but if they're contested at all he doesn't even attempt for them.
He just dribbles into crowds, occasionally beating a defender or two then fecking up a pass or more often shooting it off someone's foot.
I'm honestly sick of watching it. He's playing in the style of Ronaldo while on pace for 5 or 6 goals.
Just need to play football then !We were acting like we were back after wins against winless Burnley and second string Palace.
Come up against an orgainsed team and our only hope is a moment of individual brilliance.
It's how we lost the Europa League final.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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18%
Alejandro Garnacho
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16%
Mason Mount
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16%
Raphael Varane
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9%
Sofyan Amrabat
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3%
Rasmus Hojlund
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2%
Victor Lindelof
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2%
Andre Onana
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2%
Harry Maguire
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2%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Donny van de Beek
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1%
Casemiro
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1%
Facundo Pellistri
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 207 ratings.
Score Predictions
188,9,10
- Man Utd win
- Crystal Palace win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 39% Man Utd 2:0 Crystal Palace
- 18% Man Utd 2:1 Crystal Palace
- 13% Man Utd 3:1 Crystal Palace
- 9% Man Utd 3:0 Crystal Palace
- 5% Man Utd 1:0 Crystal Palace
- 3% Man Utd 4:0 Crystal Palace
- 2% Man Utd 1:1 Crystal Palace
- 2% Man Utd 4:1 Crystal Palace
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Crystal Palace
- 1% Man Utd 0:2 Crystal Palace
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Crystal Palace
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Crystal Palace
- 1% Man Utd 9:0 Crystal Palace
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Crystal Palace
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Crystal Palace
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Crystal Palace
- 0% Man Utd 0:9 Crystal Palace
- 0% Man Utd 5:0 Crystal Palace
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Crystal Palace
- Possession
- 77% 23%
- Shots
- 19 8
- Shots on Target
- 4 2
- Corners
- 10 4
- Fouls
- 10 8
Referee
Chris Kavanagh
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Donny van de Beek
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replaced by Harry Maguire
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
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replaced by Christian Eriksen
