Manchester United 3:0 Crystal Palace

DickDastardly · Sep 26, 2023

Onana playing handicapped football.

Does he have arms or what?

Jazz · Sep 26, 2023

krazyrobus said:
Any updates on when that will be?

Apparently he's doing some individual training, so should hopefully start training with the team soon.

RedSky · Sep 26, 2023

Devil_forever said:
I’ve been on this forum for 16 years now, I’ve never seen a poster post any moment or goal from any given match on demand. He’s without a doubt a huge loss to the forum. Just because his opinions or posts rubbed some up the wrong way, isn’t a reason to lose the huge upside he offered. I swear some of you would have needed therapy if you saw the likes of Pert or Weaste post back in the day.

Look, the guy was a cnut. Rightly banned. Feel free to post GIFs yourself if you want.

Devil_forever · Sep 26, 2023

Rado_N said:
Nobody cares what you want.

Your mum does Nick, that’s all I care about.

BarstoolProphet · Sep 26, 2023

krazyrobus said:
What are the crowd chanting everytime Evans touches the ball?

"Epstein didn't kill himself!"

peridigm · Sep 26, 2023

DickDastardly said:
Onana playing handicapped football.

Does he have arms or what?

One of the boys.

Gordon S · Sep 26, 2023

Weird seeing opponents so passive. They are 3-0 down and have been walking around for the last hour

MDFC Manager · Sep 26, 2023

DickDastardly said:
Onana playing handicapped football.

Does he have arms or what?

Showing off

Eric_the_Red99 · Sep 26, 2023

Quite a few times we've got into a promising position at the edge of the box with some nice interplay only for it to end up with Dalot, and it all comes to an end

evil_geko · Sep 26, 2023

suheilsworld said:
Giflord raised the right questions in that Dele Alli thread but offended the “cancel culture” posters.

Stop, he was a terrible poster, one of the worst I have seen on this forum, and I am here for a long time.

calodo2003 · Sep 26, 2023

Nick7 said:
I presume after this we’re going to play like 11 strangers with stroke symptoms against the same team at the weekend.

Stadjer · Sep 26, 2023

Onana wants to keep his gloves clean :lol:

Gycraig · Sep 26, 2023

Maureen-yo said:
The Caf is a weird place.
We have Antony who runs his socks off all game with very little attacking output and gets slammed.
Contrary to this we have Rashford with lots of attacking output but doesn’t work his socks off and gets slammed.
There’s no pleasing everyone.

Can you not ask for both ?

MackRobinson · Sep 26, 2023

Devil_forever said:
Can someone link to the posts that got him banned? We want answers ffs

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/del...and-mental-health-issues.476229/post-30790709

I believe this was the nail in the coffin.

Withnail · Sep 26, 2023

Devil_forever said:
I’ve been on this forum for 16 years now, I’ve never seen a poster post any moment or goal from any given match on demand. He’s without a doubt a huge loss to the forum. Just because his opinions or posts rubbed some up the wrong way, isn’t a reason to lose the huge upside he offered. I swear some of you would have needed therapy if you saw the likes of Pert or Weaste post back in the day.

Don't know about Pert but Weaste was banned, wasn't he?

onemanarmy · Sep 26, 2023

suheilsworld said:
Giflord raised the right questions in that Dele Alli thread but offended the “cancel culture” posters.

Give up. He was a terrible terrible poster mocking people with mental health issues.

MiracleInMadrid · Sep 26, 2023

My god, Eze is a joy to watch on the ball.

leontas · Sep 26, 2023

Onana loves saving a shot and putting the ball back into a dangerous area. Have seen him do that on a number of occasions now.

krazyrobus · Sep 26, 2023

Maureen-yo said:
The Caf is a weird place.
We have Antony who runs his socks off all game with very little attacking output and gets slammed.
Contrary to this we have Rashford with lots of attacking output but doesn’t work his socks off and gets slammed.
There’s no pleasing everyone.

The lack of one creates problems scoring and the other one creates problems leading to conceding goals. Funny enough, those were our problems this season.

Laurencio · Sep 26, 2023

DickDastardly said:
Onana playing handicapped football.

Does he have arms or what?

I think he was surprised by the slight deflection.

Rado_N · Sep 26, 2023

Devil_forever said:
Your mum does Nick, that’s all I care about.

She’s too nice for her own good that woman.

Seriously though, Giflord was a horror show of a poster.

AlexUTD · Sep 26, 2023

krazyrobus said:
Any updates on when that will be?

He is training, i think he is back next weekend.

ayushreddevil9 · Sep 26, 2023

Look at Lindelof there

RedDevil@84 · Sep 26, 2023

Gordon S said:
Weird seeing opponents so passive. They are 3-0 down and have been walking around for the last hour

Resting for the weekend.

Rightnr · Sep 26, 2023

zaafi said:
He worked three times as hard and scored.

All well and good but he's an attacker. Not much outside the goal.

Not slating him but he's not shown he should start.

MyOnlySolskjaer · Sep 26, 2023

krazyrobus said:
What are the crowd chanting everytime Evans touches the ball?

Jonny Evans is a red?

PoTMS · Sep 26, 2023

Pellistri needs to learn to shoot.

United Hobbit · Sep 26, 2023

Shoot Pellistri

Stadjer · Sep 26, 2023

evil_geko said:
Stop, he was a terrible poster, one of the worst I have seen on this forum, and I am here for a long time.

I didnt agree with many of his opinions but his gifs made up a lot. Now there are still some posters with terrible posts but without the gifs. Rather kept GifLord than some of them

Redplane · Sep 26, 2023

We re so washed. Can't even put 5+ on Palace.

Tarrou · Sep 26, 2023

suheilsworld said:
Giflord raised the right questions in that Dele Alli thread but offended the “cancel culture” posters.

sepulturite · Sep 26, 2023

Devil_forever said:
I’ve been on this forum for 16 years now, I’ve never seen a poster post any moment or goal from any given match on demand. He’s without a doubt a huge loss to the forum. Just because his opinions or posts rubbed some up the wrong way, isn’t a reason to lose the huge upside he offered. I swear some of you would have needed therapy if you saw the likes of Pert or Weaste post back in the day.

Oh give it a rest ffs, look up his posts and you'll see what we're all talking about. Yes we miss his gifs, but he was a truly awful poster with awful views and was rightly banned.

MyOnlySolskjaer · Sep 26, 2023

Not a good 90 from Pellestri.

Reiver · Sep 26, 2023

Dan Gore has really looked the part

Valencia Shin Crosses · Sep 26, 2023

Gycraig said:
Can you not ask for both ?

Yeah apparently OP has never seen a hard working attacker that also produces in the final third :lol:

RedDevil@84 · Sep 26, 2023

Rightnr said:
All well and good but he's an attacker. Not much outside the goal.

Not slating him but he's not shown he should start.

He and Hojlund need to start together to see how it goes.

BarstoolProphet · Sep 26, 2023

Gore is brilliant

Jazz · Sep 26, 2023

Good work from Gore there!

redshaw · Sep 26, 2023

Devil_forever said:
Can someone link to the posts that got him banned? We want answers ffs

Check out the Dele Alli thread
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/del...trauma-and-mental-health-issues.476229/page-3

Nick7 · Sep 26, 2023

Devil_forever said:
I’ve been on this forum for 16 years now, I’ve never seen a poster post any moment or goal from any given match on demand. He’s without a doubt a huge loss to the forum. Just because his opinions or posts rubbed some up the wrong way, isn’t a reason to lose the huge upside he offered. I swear some of you would have needed therapy if you saw the likes of Pert or Weaste post back in the day.

Reddit.com/r/soccer. Everything goes up there.

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