Not saying Ten Hag isn't at fault but this squad will get any manager sacked.
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Manchester United 0:3 Bournemouth
Old Trafford
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Another impressive stat: the last time we scored so few goals at this stage of the season was 31 (!) years ago.I’m just in shock at how wildly inconsistent we are. How is this even possible?The posters who were smug in the EtH thread after the Chelsea game looking like fools already and it’s only taken a few days.As Mrs, Lincoln herself might put it, if ignore our abysmal play and idiotic decisions, we actually haven’t been that horrible tonight.
Bayern and Liverpool incoming I think that could be it.Not watching another United-game until they get rid of ETH - I am about as tired of this side as I was under Mourinho. This is it for me....never ETH againWe suck but 3-0 to Bournemouth... Really?
are you ?
you are joking?
It was amrabat who couldn't be bothered to fecking move
Nothing clear cut at all. Half chances and shots through a pile of bodies are not real chances. At no point did I think we looked like scoring and we're so bad at the back it's unreal.He starts certain players based on pure hopeWe're barely able to get 1 goal in most of our matches. Horrendous stuff again.
For a team that is supposedly playing with the brakes completely off, we look quite toothless and impotent.I hate Luke shaw
Looking grim
Why the hell did you think that?
We know somebody who has gone today, it's his birthday.Bournemouth have made mugs of us. Humiliating and you wouldn't bet against them scoring a 4th, 5th or even 6th. Bayern and Liverpool are going to destroy us.
it’s been an issue ever since Jose was here, this is nothing new.Time for a change of both manager and personnel.
Plenty of players who shouldn't be getting a game ever again for us but Erik has presided over this and let them play and let us down time and time again.
So disappointing - I like Ten Hag's outlook but he's seriously lost this and out of ideas...it's like Ole without the nostalgiaCompletely boycott games until Glazers sellVdB and Rashford warming up, the manager has completely lost it.
Sack him at FTWhat an easy place to play Old Trafford is… for the opposition.You just have to laugh at how shite this is. Bournemouth have looked comfortable ALL game.
Waste of a first half with Martial on. McTominay is WANK and offers nothing in midfield.
Chelsea were horrendous mid-week, that’s why we looked half decent.
Amrabat doesn't challenge for balls in the air, it was a known thing even in Italy.Thank god I have been out all day.
WTF is going on this result , wipes out the good result and play v Chelsea.
I really expected a win todayVan De Beek, surely that's a piss take...Makes the Chelsea result look like an absolute flukeETH has got to go. Absolute fecking moron of a man.
After the vibrancy and energy of midweek how he didn’t start the same team I don’t know. Even if Hojlund had to come off at half time or something. Set the tone. Reward the players for a good performance (even if it had some issues).Ten Hag knows Martial is hopeless.
You and I know Martial is hopeless.
The whole world knows Martial is hopeless.
But Ten Hag starts him.Our crossing, our corners are absolutely woeful. I can't remember one decent cross.
Bruno has been horrible 2nd halfNo mainoo but get dvb. fecking hell I'm outI can see him gone before Xmas - out the CL midweek, a spanking by Liverpool following this embarrassmentDutch managers at United really serve up the worst football we’ve seen post SAF.
Big timeI guess we can only expect one good match every couple of weeks. That's where we are as a club.These lot beat Chelsea and thought they were going somewhere.
I hope the crowd let them have it. Boo the hell out of them.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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15%
Alejandro Garnacho
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8%
Sergio Reguilon
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7%
Antony
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5%
Sofyan Amrabat
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4%
Rasmus Hojlund
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2%
Andre Onana
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2%
Facundo Pellistri
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2%
Luke Shaw
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2%
Diogo Dalot
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2%
Jonny Evans
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1%
Anthony Martial
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Scott McTominay
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
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Compiled from 214 ratings.
Score Predictions
155,14,5
- Man Utd win
- Bournemouth win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 28% Man Utd 2:0 Bournemouth
- 19% Man Utd 2:1 Bournemouth
- 17% Man Utd 3:0 Bournemouth
- 14% Man Utd 3:1 Bournemouth
- 7% Man Utd 1:0 Bournemouth
- 5% Man Utd 1:2 Bournemouth
- 2% Man Utd 0:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 4:0 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 4:1 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 1:1 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 3:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 1:4 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:1 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 0:9 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 4:2 Bournemouth
- 1% Man Utd 5:0 Bournemouth
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Bournemouth
- Possession
- 72% 28%
- Shots
- 13 7
- Shots on Target
- 2 2
- Corners
- 8 2
- Fouls
- 4 6
Referee
Peter Bankes
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Jonny Evans
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replaced by Rasmus Hojlund
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replaced by Marcus Rashford
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
