Manchester United 0:3 Bournemouth

PoTMS · Dec 9, 2023

Bruno with the pointless Hollywood ball. I've had enough of him. He's just a shite version of Stevie Me.

Hughie77 · Dec 9, 2023

There waiting for the Mistake ..then jumping all over it.. and this side makes mistakes.. I don't know how fit Evans is , Shaw would give us much more going forward.. Reguilon off ... Hojlund on and Rashford..

DavelinaJolie · Dec 9, 2023

Maguire, you monster.

Cathy Ferguson · Dec 9, 2023

Antony is a joke. Totally useless player.

amolbhatia50k · Dec 9, 2023

Martial is shocking. Just shocking.

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Dec 9, 2023

4 mins added time. Thatll get eaten up by how long it takes Bournemouth to take a throw in

Desert Eagle · Dec 9, 2023

Best half of football I've seen Maguire play for us. Bruno costing us another goal

Rockets Redglare · Dec 9, 2023

tothetop96 said:
Garnacho is so average

He isn’t at all. He’s young and has on and off games.

mu4c_20le · Dec 9, 2023

KeanoMagicHat said:
Garnacho has been very poor here.

Was just thinking what the responses were if rashy did that. fair enough

Big Ben Foster · Dec 9, 2023

Why don't we try a strikerless formation instead of having to accommodate Martial? Sure it's not ideal, but it's better than playing with 10 men.

InfiniteBoredom · Dec 9, 2023

Martial is in the absolute pits, nothing he attempted comes off.

Eplel · Dec 9, 2023

Antony and Antony Martial out now. McT too.

ClassOf'99 · Dec 9, 2023

McTominay and Martial are ruining every chance one after another

Red Rash · Dec 9, 2023

Maguire doing great and then McT and Martial messing it up between them. Story of the half.

Ayoba · Dec 9, 2023

I knew we'd struggle. Any half decent team and we have no clue

SAFMUTD · Dec 9, 2023

Jazz said:
I don't care how we do it but cannot afford to lose today.

Specially with Bayern and Liverpool coming on next.

Superunknown · Dec 9, 2023

One thing I keep finding is that our players have so many limitations. We've got Martial who has an appalling fitness/injury record, with a bad attitude and poor work rate. We've got Antony who is terribly one-footed, and usually gives nothing greater than a 6/10 performance when he does play. McTominay scores goals, but also offers very little in the central midfield position. Just seems to be the case that our players have too many downsides, which I find bizarre seeing as they're professional footballers. Is this really the best that we can do?

TheGodsInRed · Dec 9, 2023

Martial just stands there expecting everything to his feet

sdb4884 · Dec 9, 2023

This is why ETH should be sacked his team selection is fkn pathetic. Hugill should be ahead of Martial.

Mmm-Qatarian · Dec 9, 2023

If I were Maguire and I'd just bust a gut to start that play only for Martial to go and half-ass it like that, I'd want to swing for him at half time.

LARulz · Dec 9, 2023

Martial needs to come off

dannyrhinos89 · Dec 9, 2023

Maguire our best player yet again.

What a turnaround

Hughie77 · Dec 9, 2023

That was some tackle Harry... now get a goal..

Yanited__ · Dec 9, 2023

Maguire has been huge for us

Lay · Dec 9, 2023

Our wingers are a bit slow. I’d love some sheer pace on the wings.

Also Martial and McTominay are fecking shite

FrenchRed · Dec 9, 2023

Martial is just shocking.

MiceOnMeth · Dec 9, 2023

We're not playing bad but just can't create a chance to save our lives.

amolbhatia50k · Dec 9, 2023

Cathy Ferguson said:
Antony is a joke. Totally useless player.

He's not been great but had some good moments. The likes of Martial and Mctominay though have been a complete joke.

Amira · Dec 9, 2023

I remember the dark days when De Gea was always our best player. We are in the Maguire era now.

That said, he has been outstanding!

Heinzesight · Dec 9, 2023

Martial is one brainless bastard.

bdspeedy · Dec 9, 2023

Martial ends two promising attacks in less than a minute. No where near good enough.

laughtersassassin · Dec 9, 2023

What a great decision to play Martial

What you doing ETH

DutchSerb · Dec 9, 2023

I'll 100% skip the 2nd half if Martial is still on. What an absolute fraud.

NewGlory · Dec 9, 2023

E-mal said:
MCTominay scores the occassional goal but he contributes nothing to our play.

He is hiding even upfront in this game, probably not gonna score anything today.

Either way, we are going to concede on counter if we keep playing like this, and then it is game over. Erik needs to bring on Mainoo to strengthen defense in midfield, and replace useless Martial with Hojlund ASAP. Reguilon playing in attack + Bruno, Hojlund, Garnacho, and Antony should be enough of attack to score without McT and if not - then we deserve to not win.

lex talionis · Dec 9, 2023

Anthony Martial plays football like a baby lamb looking for his mum.

Offside · Dec 9, 2023

dannyrhinos89 said:
Maguire our best player yet again.

What a turnaround

Will soon go back the other way.

Raven · Dec 9, 2023

Had to turn it off as I'm in work but Christ McTominay was shite while I was watching.

1988 · Dec 9, 2023

This is just one of those games where we'll never score.

sparx99 · Dec 9, 2023

How many stupid little chips will Bruno play aimlessly at the box? Even if someone got onto them it wouldn’t be a chance.

SirMattlives · Dec 9, 2023

Maguire turned into Beckenbaur when nobody was looking!!

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