Am almost at a loss for words;
Cant believe
we lost (seemed like one!)
didn't score 3 in first half
Boruc stood on his head
Pogba was so poor
Whole team played like shite in the 2nd half
When Martial, Rashford & Lingard play together they are so awful
Rojo & Jones were so bad
How much we miss Herrera's energy
Ibra missed the pen
Mkhi is still injured
... and so much more
What a shite poem. It doesn't even rhyme.
OK, let's give this a go mate, I'll stick to the original content:
It's not exactly a haiku but …
I'm gobsmacked … at a loss for words.
What a steaming bunch of turds!
I simply can't believe we "lost"
or start to calculate the cost …
… of 14 league points dropped at home.
FFS that's just draws alone!
Another draw? Seems like a loss, but
do our players give a toss?
We started well to tell the truth
I thought we'd put 3 through the roof
of their net, but who'd have guessed
with Zlatan's head the Cherries messed?
The filthy stamp by crafty Minger
got Ibra hotter than a Zinger!
The keeper curse then raised it's head
we should've put the game to bed.
Zlatan had a spot kick saved
while in his head the devil's raved!
Young King Artur blocked the shot
a point went back to Camelot!
And yet again another goalie
has a Worldie day at OT?
Pogba really had a stinker, but
mention fees and you're a
winker (see what I did there)
When he's affected in the head
bring on someone else instead?
We played an awful second half
and Jose's subs were just a laugh.
Has Zlatan really got a clause
that might make Jose take a pause
before he subs the giant off
in any game? If so feck off!
We missed the guile and energy
of Ander and well, feck me …
… we
really missed Mkhitayrian
get well soon mate
('cause not everything has to rhyme)