Manchester United 1:0 Aston Villa

iKnowNothing · Apr 16, 2016

This game is so so boring.. Yaaaawwwnnnn

Someone · Apr 16, 2016

You gotta feel for match going fans, it must be like going to work.

DomesticTadpole · Apr 16, 2016

FC Ronaldo said:
I know we're comfortable right now and Villa have been utterly dreadful but there's still only 1 goal in it. All feels like it's done and dry when it isn't yet...

He will be happy with that as well. We should be filling out boots against this lot.

Trizy · Apr 16, 2016

You'd swear we were 3-0 up the way we're playing in the second half.

Annihilate Now! · Apr 16, 2016

A José managed United would put at least 5 past this lot. They're absolutely terrible... The fact that we've only managed to score one is pretty pathetic.

Drifter · Apr 16, 2016

Should get a second now.

DomesticTadpole · Apr 16, 2016

Someone said:
You gotta feel for match going fans, it must be like going to work.

Work is probably more enjoyable for most of them.

Antisocial · Apr 16, 2016

mu4c_20le said:
If Villa had any attacking threat we'd be in trouble. Good thing Agbonlahor has packed on the pounds, he used to always cause problems for us.

I used to hate the way he'd always throw himself into Vidic whilst the referee just stood there doing feck all about it - the fat twat.

dichinero · Apr 16, 2016

hobbers said:
Fellaini is garbage, let's be fair.

As long as we're being fair, yes he is.

Hammerfell · Apr 16, 2016

Sunny Jim said:
Haveva feelinh this game ends 1:1

That'd almost justify sacking him more than anything else this season.

NJM78 · Apr 16, 2016

I just knew this game would disappoint. One shite and one fairly shite team coming together in Fecking snooze fest. Just end season please so this turnip gets the boot.

Spoony · Apr 16, 2016

Someone said:
You gotta feel for match going fans, it must be like going to work.

Yeah but we're winning and that what it's all about.

Or something.

iKnowNothing · Apr 16, 2016

Who the feck is it on commentary saying Roko? Idiot! As if the shitty game wasn't enough of a torture. FFS

2 man midfield · Apr 16, 2016

Like watching paint. Not even as exciting as watching it dry, just paint. In a tin.

togg · Apr 16, 2016

Even if we win I wouldn't blame the crowd for booing. They won't of course and I'm not an advocate of that....but bloody hell, Woody has to get a message.

Di Maria's angel · Apr 16, 2016

A 1-0 win against these lot is probably worse than losing to them.

Aporkalypse · Apr 16, 2016

Amazing how easy it is to imagine an equaliser, followed by panic, followed by them getting a winner.

Esquire · Apr 16, 2016

swooshboy said:
We are so incredibly boring to watch. For me that's the bottom line - it's simply no fun watching us anymore.

How dare you question our philosophy. He's laying down the foundations don't you know. Forget entertainment and the old United ways. He's been saying that for 2 years...

Drifter · Apr 16, 2016

Home fans restless.

Amar__ · Apr 16, 2016

Annihilate Now! said:
A José managed United would put at least 5 past this lot. They're absolutely terrible... The fact that we've only managed to score one is pretty pathetic.

Moyes managed United would put at least 3 past them. Absolutely terrible performance once again.

simonhch · Apr 16, 2016

Aki_United said:
We are so bad at attacking, only 1 goal against the weakest side of the league

The weakest side in the history of the premier league quite possibly.

And it's not even the lack of goals in this game, it's the lack of chances we've created that's alarming.

sunama · Apr 16, 2016

I think it would be better if Villa bought 11 very tall men and told all 11 players to stand in front of goal and just block the goal completely.
This way, they could attempt 0-0 and get 1 point.
How can these Villa players sleep at night. They are stealing a wage.

minoo-utd · Apr 16, 2016

We are pathedic. Against this A.V side and we can't score more goals. Feck off Lvg.

Iron Stove · Apr 16, 2016

Villa are absolutely terrible, they don't give two shits

BennyBlanco · Apr 16, 2016

2 Man Midfield said:
Like watching paint. Not even as exciting as watching it dry, just paint. In a tin.

devil in me · Apr 16, 2016

Chelsea reserves put 4 past these, Everon 3, City 4 over the past few weeks.
This is absolutely patetic.

Esquire · Apr 16, 2016

Di Maria's angel said:
A 1-0 win against these lot is probably worse than losing to them.

Because a loss would ensure an enjoyable meltdown here (and probably get LVG the sack)?

Cathy Ferguson · Apr 16, 2016

Our attacking play is not up to standards, the story of our season.

JTW95 · Apr 16, 2016

This is such a dull game. Looks like both teams don't give a shit.

At least we are winning though. Cannot wait till this game is over and done with.

Crustanoid · Apr 16, 2016

Villa could score 3 or 4 and Van Gaal still wouldn't get sacked.

If there was a remote possibility a loss could get him sacked today, I'd be all for it just to put an end to the shite I'm witnessing

Drifter · Apr 16, 2016

Like an end of season game.

Organic Potatoes · Apr 16, 2016

Why are we playing so many starters in an exhibition match?

Damien · Apr 16, 2016

simonhch said:
The weakest side in the history of the premier league quite possibly.

And it's not even the lack of goals in this game, it's the lack of chances we've created that's alarming.

The Derby side was worse but its close.

togg · Apr 16, 2016

What on earth do LVG and Giggs tell the players...I mean come on, this is just awful against a terrible side......we are at home for goodness sake.

Classical Mechanic · Apr 16, 2016

Lost all creativity since Lingard came on for Rooney.

Jayvin · Apr 16, 2016

devil in me said:
Chelsea reserves put 4 past these, Everon 3, City 4 over the past few weeks.
This is absolutely patetic.

Aston Villa reserves put 3 past this team.

simonhch · Apr 16, 2016

2 Man Midfield said:
Like watching paint. Not even as exciting as watching it dry, just paint. In a tin.

Woodzy · Apr 16, 2016

We are shocking. So pathetic. Top four my arse, if this how we approach a game like this then we don't deserve top half.

Di Maria's angel · Apr 16, 2016

Classical Mechanic said:
Lost all creativity since Lingard came on for Rooney.

There was barely anything before.

Drifter · Apr 16, 2016

Maybe we don't want to embarrass them.Yeah that's it.

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