I am surprised that no-one seems to have come up with a "115 charges'" song/chant for special occasions like this.
Get the United fans singing this at Wembley for 30-90 mins and someone has to take notice.
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody on the take, nowhere to hide
To the prison around the corner
City tried to keep it secret
But the judge really don't wanna
Be a bust like we never seen
I must stay deep because talk is cheap
A little bit of fraud in my life
A little bit of tax evasion by my side
A little bit of misdirection all I need
A little bit of litigation what I see
A little bit of stalling in the sun
A little bit of cheating all night long
A little bit of panic, here I am
A little bit of jail time makes me your man (ah)