FC Rostov 1:1 Manchester United

SwansonsTache · Mar 9, 2017

Take off Pogba as well, he looks traumatized out there. This isn't a dabbable ground.

Ban · Mar 9, 2017

Good sub.

prtk0811 · Mar 9, 2017

Come on martial do the deadly damage and score 2 goals to be comfortable in the tie early on.

Annihilate Now! · Mar 9, 2017

Mockney said:
This game is so bad, and so aesthetically early 90s, that I can't seem to get myself worked up over anything. It's like watching a terrible classic game on Sky Sports 4 at midday on a hungover Wednesday. It doesn't feel real.

The pitch and weather and standard of opposition are so terrible that I'm just discarding this game and everything in it as a weird football apparition.

Marcelinho87 · Mar 9, 2017

Smalling is too easily drawn to it of position he strays all over.

RedSky · Mar 9, 2017

AndyJ1985 said:
Would you prefer to see us getting battered by Barca or Bayern in the CL, or struggling to beat Rostov in the EL? I can't decide.

It's depressing.

pseudo_canadian · Mar 9, 2017

Don't think I've heard a whistle blown so much in one game before.

Ref is taking the piss.

Adisa · Mar 9, 2017

Was going to turn off before Tony M came on. Don't let me regret it.

MadMike · Mar 9, 2017

SwansonsTache said:
Take off Pogba as well, he looks traumatized out there. This isn't a dabbable ground.

sunama · Mar 9, 2017

Hang on. I read a lot of about the Iranian Messi.
What's this guy's actual name and has he done anything of note?

Schmiznurf · Mar 9, 2017

@GifLord the redhead was between 29 and 34 minutes

ManUchosenbosslvg · Mar 9, 2017

Moonred said:
Yes and we don't stop calling them cnuts.

I'm sure they don't care if they're winning. Mourinho wouldn't care how he or our team are viewed once we're winning, Ander has just changed his game to suit the beliefs of his manager.

Ban · Mar 9, 2017

I'd like to see that redhead eating a pirog.

prtk0811 · Mar 9, 2017

Man our passing has been sloppy when we win the ball and try to counter.

Sassy Colin · Mar 9, 2017

This is like the World Cup, with the camera shots of cute women in the crowd.

LoSpritz · Mar 9, 2017

Fellaini MOTM so far?!

sammsky1 · Mar 9, 2017

Great defence cover from Rojo

MadMike · Mar 9, 2017

Jesus Rojo

Mockney · Mar 9, 2017

Carolina Red said:
Respect

Tuesday is the new Friday bruv.

Even their kit seems like something imported from 1991. Either that or they've borrowed it from a nearby proper teams's discarded training wardrobe.

Sassy Colin · Mar 9, 2017

prtk0811 said:
Man our passing has been sloppy when we win the ball and try to counter.

I would say that is the fault of the pitch

Schmiznurf · Mar 9, 2017

LoSpritz said:
Fellaini MOTM so far?!

Blasphemy

Janson · Mar 9, 2017

SwansonsTache said:
Not if we hold them to a draw, these guys are notoriously terrible away.

GDaly95 said:
It is a tough game under the circumstances. This would be a good result and we'll make light work of them at OT.

Maybe it will be easy but it just feels uncomfortable for me going in the second game with a draw. Thought it would be easier to put a couple of goals past them over there.

Yagami · Mar 9, 2017

LoSpritz said:
Fellaini MOTM so far?!

Either him or Mkhi for me.

SwansonsTache · Mar 9, 2017

Fascinating how easily they find the space between our FB's and our midfield.

We most def. need a proper #6, people might argue that we are on the front foot for 80% of our matches and we need ball players in there in CM, but feck me do we ever get easily undone in CM.

Dec9003 · Mar 9, 2017

We're playing atrociously now. Completely lost it in this second half, just hoofing to Ibra who never wins it.

sammsky1 · Mar 9, 2017

Feels like Ibra isn't even playing. Very quiet performance

LazyRed-Ninja · Mar 9, 2017

sunama said:
Hang on. I read a lot of about the Iranian Messi.
What's this guy's actual name and has he done anything of note?

Sardar Azmoun 22 .. scored 16 national goals for Iran in 22 matches. 4 in 15 this season.

whatwha · Mar 9, 2017

Carolina Red said:
I was thinking more of putting this at the feet of Rooney personally.

He didn't even bother with traveling with the squad, did he? Lazy!

Scarecrow · Mar 9, 2017

Sassy Colin said:
This is like the World Cup, with the camera shots of cute women in the crowd.

The russian camera guys are training for next summer.

Woodzy · Mar 9, 2017

I think we are just trying to see out the game with as little effort as possible. We certainly don't have he intention of playing football, and I don't really blame them.

pseudo_canadian · Mar 9, 2017

Diving cnuts

Mockney · Mar 9, 2017

Annihilate Now! said:
The pitch and weather and standard of opposition are so terrible that I'm just discarding this game and everything in it as a weird football apparition.

It's like a feature length showcase for https://twitter.com/Crap90sFootball

Unmutual · Mar 9, 2017

Daym this is an ugly game to watch.

pauldyson1uk · Mar 9, 2017

LoSpritz said:
Fellaini MOTM so far?!

I would agree with that, have a very decent game.

sammsky1 · Mar 9, 2017

Dec9003 said:
We're playing atrociously now. Completely lost it in this second half, just hoofing to Ibra who never wins it.

We've been awful all game. Think the mindset has been totally wrong ever since Mourinho complaint about the pitch.
We lack belief that we can win

LazyRed-Ninja · Mar 9, 2017

2 starting players missing the next match for Rostov, including the assist maker.

Ban · Mar 9, 2017

How many fouls till now, 65?

SwansonsTache · Mar 9, 2017

People getting suspended like feck for the return leg at OT. Captain and one of their best offensive players so far.

Adisa · Mar 9, 2017

That bald fecker just fell down.

Smores · Mar 9, 2017

That pitch is amazing :lol:

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