FC Porto 3:3 Manchester United

thisisnottaken1 · Oct 3, 2024

It was a year ago today that we lost against Galatasaray. And we’re even worse now.

DJ_21 · Oct 3, 2024

We was obvs gonna concede 3+ goals with 2 OAP in midfield

Winrar · Oct 3, 2024

santeria13 said:
Fairly sure they won't sack him and a draw at Villa is probably enough to keep his job

Villa will tear us a new one judging by how this season and our general away form is under ETH.

Alemar · Oct 3, 2024

Where are subs? We need Casemiro off at least or moved to defence

Redfrog · Oct 3, 2024

Toshey said:
Why nobody scouted and tried to sign Porto's number 9?
Seems a beast, should be easily spottable by any average scout....

He runs, scores and bullies the defenders. No chances will ever be in for him. Strikers who score are outdated and overrated.

DarkLord1984 · Oct 3, 2024

Reflecting back on the 2008-09 season when we had the tightest defense in the league. Won the PL and made the CL final.

Feels like a lifetime ago now.

Ayoba · Oct 3, 2024

spwd said:
But I thought once Martinez was back we'd be unstoppable?

Just wait till Shaw comes back. We'll be unstoppable

Giggsy PO · Oct 3, 2024

The usual period will come now.

We will play well for 10-15 minutes and as a result Porto will score fourth.

sixdwarf · Oct 3, 2024

Sir Alex knows. He is at Ibrox.

Superunknown · Oct 3, 2024

Redderp said:
How can we at the same time not pressure at all, but also not be compact. It’s like our frontline don’t know what to do and gets stuck in no mans land…

It's like inputting 3 different lines of programming that all contradict each other, so the program just does nothing and then breaks.

pseudo_canadian · Oct 3, 2024

Ten Hag should be a booking a direct flight from Porto to Amsterdam before the game is over. Just to save himself some time.

spwd · Oct 3, 2024

devilish said:
Good bye erik

Good bye? More like feck off!

Camy89 · Oct 3, 2024

United players are incredibly easy to mark. They just stand in a general area waiting for it.

There’s never any ‘I’ll make this run to drag my marker away to open a gap for ____ to bolt into’

It’s always ‘well, I’m here? No? Oh well.’

GledTheRed · Oct 3, 2024

Cannot wait till he's sacked.

Dazzmondo · Oct 3, 2024

Never was particularly keen on De Ligt. Always argued Licha and Yoro should be our starters. I didn't bank on Martinez being this terrible though. Hoping he'll look a bit better when Yoro comes into the team. Frankly the shape (full backs too high, midfield too far apart) makes it even worse.

doubleohseven · Oct 3, 2024

Come on, lads, switch the brains on!

Jazz · Oct 3, 2024

Our final ball is trash

Heinzesight · Oct 3, 2024

Which of our players will get the inevitable red card to compound the shitshow?

ManUArfa · Oct 3, 2024

Ollie Derbyshire said:
I looked and we had five players in and around the their RFB and RCB area, and only one player apparently left in midfield and I thought uh oh. They then just played the ball forward quickly bypassing our sparse midfield completely, leaving our defenders all running back to their goal in desperation...

Waynne · Oct 3, 2024

Give Roy Keane a cricket bat and lock him in that dressing room with this team and Erik.

Pirlo'sBeard · Oct 3, 2024

When is Yoro back?

pseudo_canadian · Oct 3, 2024

United Hobbit said:
That stat of away goals conceded in Europe is absolutely disgusting

Yet we backed this manager

8th place with a negative goal difference.

And we backed him.

Litch · Oct 3, 2024

Defensively we are struggling but the midfield is nonexistent. I'm not joking but this is worse than McFred....

MDFC Manager · Oct 3, 2024

Jazz said:
Our final ball is trash

Just like the rest of our football then

Jock Steins Boots · Oct 3, 2024

RopersReturn said:
Casemiro jogging back like a big pudding. There’s literally no protection between our forward and back line when we lose of possession.

He's so fekin slow.

GledTheRed · Oct 3, 2024

Giggsy PO said:
The usual period will come now.

We will play well for 10-15 minutes and as a result Porto will score fourth.

Deffo, some bottle job show of defiance.

El Jefe · Oct 3, 2024

Our players maybe overrated and a few of them shite but this team is not this bad. The defence these last two games has legitimately been awful in every aspect.

Ten Hag should be tried for war crimes.

Dec9003 · Oct 3, 2024

Ten Hag and blowing leads in Europe is a match made in heaven. It’s as Jose said ‘Football Heritage’

mitchmouse · Oct 3, 2024

24 times we've conceded three or more goals in ETH's reign. that's reason enough to be be given the boot

afrocentricity · Oct 3, 2024

doubleohseven said:
Need to remove half of these players, too.

Play the kids.

Yes thats what we need another clean out.... and one more after that for luck. Ffs it's clearly the managers tactics

One Night Only · Oct 3, 2024

Another season we can write off before Christmas. feckin hell.

Stig · Oct 3, 2024

I would expect Eric to do the honourable thing and resign.

Offside · Oct 3, 2024

24 times we’ve conceded 3 or more under Ten Hag. I cannot believe some of these stats. Genuinely think he might be the worst United manager in the last 11 years.

whitbyviking · Oct 3, 2024

Even Robbie Savage can see the problems we have, but ETH can't. It's a disgrace.

Walters_19_MuFc · Oct 3, 2024

Our attack has looked limp as feck since Rashy has gone off.

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Oct 3, 2024

Toshey said:
Why nobody scouted and tried to sign Porto's number 9?
Seems a beast, should be easily spottable by any average scout....

Chelsea were an hour away from signing him.

Sly · Oct 3, 2024

the_cliff said:
Thanks. Thought as much.

This Porto side doesn't look anywhere near the side that faced Arsenal in the ucl last season.

Really no excuses for United. Bar the game where Porto beat Guimarães away 3-0, they have been very underwhelming. Even the most ardent Porto fans admit it's year 1 for their rebuild since Sérgio Conceiçao left.

Ranie · Oct 3, 2024

Villa will tear us apart on sunday and that will be enough for EtH to get the sack I think.

Oscar Bonavena · Oct 3, 2024

Bruno's head is gone, he's in shoot from anywhere mode

Wrecking ralf · Oct 3, 2024

Get Bruno off for Zirkzee

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