FC Porto 3:3 Manchester United

Grand Vizier · Oct 3, 2024

Licha the ball playing centre back that spends 2 minutes every time he has the ball. feck off!

pseudo_canadian · Oct 3, 2024

Bruno’s whining drives me crazy

Martial'sEmergingSmile · Oct 3, 2024

I know he can't run, can't win a header, defends like a suicidal maniac etc.

But when he spends 35 seconds shuffling around on the ball before passing it sideways to De Ligt I forgive it all. What a ball player!

ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA

DarkLord1984 · Oct 3, 2024

Carolina Red said:
I drove 20 minutes to find a place that’s had power + wifi restored post hurricane for this

Goddamnit

We suck again

Let's put this embarrassing travesty of a match behind us for a moment - how are you? are you ok with all that's been going on?

My friend in Lyman was telling me a chunk of his roof has been torn off and he's looking at minimum 10K to repair it. By all accounts he got off lightly compared to many others.

Superunknown · Oct 3, 2024

Mad how we bought 3 defenders and a defensive midfielder and still look defensively shite. I know two of those aren't playing in this game, but the other two are. We need a huge mentality change.

mitchmouse · Oct 3, 2024

can you imagine how embarrassed we'd be in the champions league?

Oscar Bonavena · Oct 3, 2024

Andersons Dietician said:
Watching Casemiro, Bruno and Eriksen barely breaking in to a jog to get back is something I see too often. All 3 need to be replaced.

They're not capable of running. Our midfield 3 have no legs and our central defence are slow as f**k.

Jock Steins Boots · Oct 3, 2024

Smores said:
There's something to be said that the reason our defence gets outpaced and outnumbered is often the midfield doesn't protect them.

Ten Hag has so little interest in solving it.

100%. Been saying this for years.

Why leave Ugarte out in this tie? Makes no sense.

DavelinaJolie · Oct 3, 2024

Anyone want to move to a ball? Hold possession?

No?

Terrible.

90 + 5min · Oct 3, 2024

Mentality of newborn babies.

How fragile this team is.

Wing Attack Plan R · Oct 3, 2024

Porto are as much a bunch of whinging moaning divers as is our dear captain.

santeria13 · Oct 3, 2024

devilish said:
Good bye erik

Fairly sure they won't sack him and a draw at Villa is probably enough to keep his job

Pughnichi · Oct 3, 2024

I’d hate Bruno as a team mate. Eriksen cross finds the keeper…and Bruno is throwing his arms around for ages. This way. That way. Pulling at his own shorts.

Because Bruno’s pass success rate is of course amazing….oh no wait

cj_sparky · Oct 3, 2024

Toshey said:
Why nobody scouted and tried to sign Porto's number 9?

Seems a beast, should be easily spottable by any average scout....

Chelsea tried to sign him in the Gallagher deal, but it fell through.

Andycoleno9 · Oct 3, 2024

Toshey said:
Why nobody scouted and tried to sign Porto's number 9?
Seems a beast, should be easily spottable by any average scout....

15 mil price

Gopher Brown · Oct 3, 2024

DarkLord1984 said:
Ten Hag has to go now. This is just beyond a joke.

Ruud for interim until they can find a permanent manager who knows how to coach a fecking team, and knows how to stop us conceding 73 goals every single fecking game.

Just go on and lose now already please so that we can be released from this nightmare.

It would be fine if we could score 74 goals every game, but we rarely even make it to 30.

Amsterdam Devil · Oct 3, 2024

We are still 24th in the Europa League table. :lol:

SteveCoppellFan · Oct 3, 2024

When you have no shape or structure to your play things can unravel at the seams way too often.

Third year and still not sorted this out.

Sly · Oct 3, 2024

Ace of Spades said:
How have Porto been in the league, and is this their usual level or are they raising their level ??

Porto has been subpar this year. They got vulgarized by us when we met in the league and just last week they lost against 10 man Bodo Glimt. United is bloody awful.

You're losing to a Porto team managed by the portuguese Mike Phelan

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48 hours · Oct 3, 2024

90 + 5min said:
Mentality of newborn babies.

How fragile this team is.

Newborn babies at least show hunger

Withnail · Oct 3, 2024

Really poor final ball straight to the keeper both times we got into the box.

These lads don't give a shit. They've given up on Ten Hag and all.

Ceteris · Oct 3, 2024

To be this open away from home is scandalous. Pull the full backs deeper

kidbob · Oct 3, 2024

Unless it’s the system exposing him, injury has ruined Martinez which would make sense with our luck.

Marcelinho87 · Oct 3, 2024

Dominos said:
Gabriel and Saliba don't concede that goal in the same scenario. Neither do VVD and Konate.

Obviously we want to protect our centre backs better but sometimes they have to run.

We aren’t protecting them that’s the point.

De Ligt doesn’t concede this goals in a Bayern or Juve team.

The Cat · Oct 3, 2024

santeria13 said:
Fairly sure they won't sack him and a draw at Villa is probably enough to keep his job

We are not getting a draw.

Redderp · Oct 3, 2024

How can we at the same time not pressure at all, but also not be compact. It’s like our frontline don’t know what to do and gets stuck in no mans land…

United Hobbit · Oct 3, 2024

That stat of away goals conceded in Europe is absolutely disgusting

Yet we backed this manager

El Zoido · Oct 3, 2024

santeria13 said:
Fairly sure they won't sack him and a draw at Villa is probably enough to keep his job

We’re more likely to get pumped by Villa than draw against them.

Wing Attack Plan R · Oct 3, 2024

ForeverRed1 said:
We give the ball away so cheaply my god.

There's a ticking time bomb inside the ball, we don't want to hang onto it too long or else!

RopersReturn · Oct 3, 2024

Casemiro jogging back like a big pudding. There’s literally no protection between our forward and back line when we lose possession.

Leonzo1 · Oct 3, 2024

mitchmouse said:
can you imagine how embarrassed we'd be in the champions league?

Don't think we have to imagine. We finished bottom of a piss easy group just last season.

Art · Oct 3, 2024

I really hate that first time Casemiro cross every game

JJ12 · Oct 3, 2024

Toshey said:
Why nobody scouted and tried to sign Porto's number 9?
Seems a beast, should be easily spottable by any average scout....

Chelsea tried signing him, fell through for whatever reason

the_cliff · Oct 3, 2024

Sly said:
Porto has been subpar this year. They got vulgarized by us when we met in the league and just last week they lost against 10 man Bodo Glimt. United is bloody awful.

You're losing to a Porto team managed by the portuguese Mike Phelan

Thanks. Thought as much.

This Porto side doesn't look anywhere near the side that faced Arsenal in the ucl last season.

PoTMS · Oct 3, 2024

INEOS deserve this. No wonder the Glazers' picked them.

Escobar · Oct 3, 2024

Start Bruno, lose the game. Simple

spwd · Oct 3, 2024

But I thought once Martinez was back we'd be unstoppable?

Hester_manc · Oct 3, 2024

United is a mad house

mitchmouse · Oct 3, 2024

santeria13 said:
Fairly sure they won't sack him and a draw at Villa is probably enough to keep his job

won't come close to getting a draw

cj_sparky · Oct 3, 2024

We cannot keep playing without a midfield.

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