Licha the ball playing centre back that spends 2 minutes every time he has the ball. feck off!
Europa League Match Day 2
FC Porto 3:3 Manchester United
Estadio do Dragao
- Kick-off
- Thu, 3 October 2024 @ 8:00pm BST
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Bruno’s whining drives me crazyI know he can't run, can't win a header, defends like a suicidal maniac etc.
But when he spends 35 seconds shuffling around on the ball before passing it sideways to De Ligt I forgive it all. What a ball player!
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Let's put this embarrassing travesty of a match behind us for a moment - how are you? are you ok with all that's been going on?
My friend in Lyman was telling me a chunk of his roof has been torn off and he's looking at minimum 10K to repair it. By all accounts he got off lightly compared to many others.Mad how we bought 3 defenders and a defensive midfielder and still look defensively shite. I know two of those aren't playing in this game, but the other two are. We need a huge mentality change.can you imagine how embarrassed we'd be in the champions league?
They're not capable of running. Our midfield 3 have no legs and our central defence are slow as f**k.Anyone want to move to a ball? Hold possession?
No?
Terrible.Mentality of newborn babies.
How fragile this team is.Porto are as much a bunch of whinging moaning divers as is our dear captain.
Fairly sure they won't sack him and a draw at Villa is probably enough to keep his jobI’d hate Bruno as a team mate. Eriksen cross finds the keeper…and Bruno is throwing his arms around for ages. This way. That way. Pulling at his own shorts.
Because Bruno’s pass success rate is of course amazing….oh no wait
Chelsea tried to sign him in the Gallagher deal, but it fell through.
15 mil price
It would be fine if we could score 74 goals every game, but we rarely even make it to 30.We are still 24th in the Europa League table.
When you have no shape or structure to your play things can unravel at the seams way too often.
Third year and still not sorted this out.
Porto has been subpar this year. They got vulgarized by us when we met in the league and just last week they lost against 10 man Bodo Glimt. United is bloody awful.
You're losing to a Porto team managed by the portuguese Mike Phelan
Newborn babies at least show hungerReally poor final ball straight to the keeper both times we got into the box.
These lads don't give a shit. They've given up on Ten Hag and all.To be this open away from home is scandalous. Pull the full backs deeperUnless it’s the system exposing him, injury has ruined Martinez which would make sense with our luck.
We aren’t protecting them that’s the point.
De Ligt doesn’t concede this goals in a Bayern or Juve team.
We are not getting a draw.How can we at the same time not pressure at all, but also not be compact. It’s like our frontline don’t know what to do and gets stuck in no mans land…That stat of away goals conceded in Europe is absolutely disgusting
Yet we backed this manager
We’re more likely to get pumped by Villa than draw against them.
There's a ticking time bomb inside the ball, we don't want to hang onto it too long or else!Casemiro jogging back like a big pudding. There’s literally no protection between our forward and back line when we lose possession.Last edited:
Don't think we have to imagine. We finished bottom of a piss easy group just last season.I really hate that first time Casemiro cross every game
Chelsea tried signing him, fell through for whatever reason
Thanks. Thought as much.Porto has been subpar this year. They got vulgarized by us when we met in the league and just last week they lost against 10 man Bodo Glimt. United is bloody awful.
You're losing to a Porto team managed by the portuguese Mike Phelan
This Porto side doesn't look anywhere near the side that faced Arsenal in the ucl last season.INEOS deserve this. No wonder the Glazers' picked them.Start Bruno, lose the game. SimpleBut I thought once Martinez was back we'd be unstoppable?United is a mad house
won't come close to getting a drawWe cannot keep playing without a midfield.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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29%
Marcus Rashford
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18%
Harry Maguire
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6%
Christian Eriksen
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1%
Rasmus Hojlund
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1%
Casemiro
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1%
Alejandro Garnacho
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 190 ratings.
Score Predictions
67,139,32
- Man Utd win
- FC Porto win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 16% FC Porto 2:0 Man Utd
- 12% FC Porto 2:1 Man Utd
- 12% FC Porto 1:2 Man Utd
- 11% FC Porto 3:1 Man Utd
- 10% FC Porto 1:1 Man Utd
- 8% FC Porto 3:0 Man Utd
- 7% FC Porto 0:2 Man Utd
- 3% FC Porto 4:0 Man Utd
- 3% FC Porto 0:3 Man Utd
- 3% FC Porto 1:0 Man Utd
- 2% FC Porto 0:1 Man Utd
- 2% FC Porto 3:2 Man Utd
- 2% FC Porto 0:0 Man Utd
- 2% FC Porto 2:2 Man Utd
- 2% FC Porto 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% FC Porto 1:3 Man Utd
- 1% FC Porto 9:0 Man Utd
- 0% FC Porto 4:2 Man Utd
- 0% FC Porto 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% FC Porto 6:1 Man Utd
- 0% FC Porto 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% FC Porto 7:2 Man Utd
- 0% FC Porto 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% FC Porto 1:5 Man Utd
- 0% FC Porto 0:9 Man Utd
Match Stats
- FC Porto
- Man Utd
- Overall Possession
- 46.7% 53.3%
- Shots
- 14 29
- Shots on target
- 7 8
- Shots off target
- 4 10
- Blocked shots
- 3 11
- Total touches in the box
- 31 42
- Goalkeeper saves
- 5 5
- Fouls
- 7 7
- Corners
- 5 10
Referee
Tobias Stieler
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Jonny Evans
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replaced by Harry Maguire
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replaced by Joshua Zirkzee
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
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replaced by Antony
