Everton 0:3 Manchester United

Jeffthered · Nov 26, 2023

We do not have any way, no plan, to keep and pass the ball. You know, retain possession. This Everton side are nothing, and that glorious goal has knocked it out of them.

We just cannot retain possession. Don't we have a training ground and a football coach?

edgecutter · Nov 26, 2023

We are losing the midfield. McTominay once again deciding to be invisible and doing very little along with Bruno

amolbhatia50k · Nov 26, 2023

We play so many back passes

DWelbz19 · Nov 26, 2023

ref has been our side so far :lol:

Pscholes18 · Nov 26, 2023

mu4c_20le said:
that little scouse girl

What was she doing?

No Idea For Nickname · Nov 26, 2023

Vidyoyo said:
Would be -1150 doing some quick math

Surely they'd get relegated at that point

Yes. What is the name of the lowest English league? Pub league? That one they should be relagated to.

arnie_ni · Nov 26, 2023

Is manioo playing rb and dalot cm?

Lay · Nov 26, 2023

The football is dire from both sides.

pauldyson1uk · Nov 26, 2023

Neville just shut the feck up for feck sake

Camy89 · Nov 26, 2023

We drop off, concede, and then suddenly they’ll show some urgency.

It’s like a broken bloody record.

TsuWave · Nov 26, 2023

ponderous football

LDUred · Nov 26, 2023

Everton victim complex going into overdrive. BOOOOO!!!!

BeforeKeanetherewasRobson · Nov 26, 2023

Garnacho should buy a lottery ticket

Jazz · Nov 26, 2023

Every time they fall over they get a free kick. It's not United's fault they got points deducted. No need to take it out on us.

RedDevilRoshi · Nov 26, 2023

DWelbz19 said:
ref has been our side so far

Makes a nice change

DJ_21 · Nov 26, 2023

Mainoo putting in a shift defensively

amolbhatia50k · Nov 26, 2023

Lay said:
Why the feck can’t they keep the ball

McTominay and Bruno don’t do playmaking.

No Idea For Nickname · Nov 26, 2023

calodo2003 said:
And a rather solid hairline.

fecker.

What is next? Erik with hair like David Coverdale?

E-mal · Nov 26, 2023

Christ! we are a bag of nerves out there. What do we do in training?

Anustart89 · Nov 26, 2023

Freddie Ljungberg apoplectic in Swedish TV every time a call goes United’s way despite doucoure hunting the ref down after every decision.

mu4c_20le · Nov 26, 2023

Pscholes18 said:
What was she doing?

Imagine the infamous photo of the little boy holding up his middle finger, only it was a girl this time

r0663664 · Nov 26, 2023

Moron!!! Rubbish after first 5 mins, is this Erik's football? Seriously.

Escobar · Nov 26, 2023

Mainoo the best and most mature player

FerociousCorgis · Nov 26, 2023

Garnacho lucky to not get yellow for kicking ball away

Oscar Bonavena · Nov 26, 2023

Let off

RedSky · Nov 26, 2023

Thanks ref :lol:

Phew, DCL straight at Onana.

RedDevilRoshi · Nov 26, 2023

Free header. Our defenders sleeping. Lucky the header was straight at Onana.

ManRant · Nov 26, 2023

Fellaini, ballboy?

Superunknown · Nov 26, 2023

Amazing, brilliant goal aside, the standard of our play is still, overall, very poor. Not seeing an improvement.

Leftback99 · Nov 26, 2023

Jeffthered said:
We do not have any way, no plan, to keep and pass the ball. You know, retain possession. This Everton side are nothing, and that glorious goal has knocked it out of them.

We just cannot retain possession. Don't we have a training ground and a football coach?

We really don't. Instead of circulating possession we just have Onana stand still with it before booting it.

Cheimoon · Nov 26, 2023

Vidyoyo said:
Would be -1150 doing some quick math

Surely they'd get relegated at that point

You'd have to keep counting. They can only really be penalized with 3 points * 38 games = 114 points this season. Then next season in the Championship it's 3 * 46 = 138 points. That still leaves 898 points to deduct for subsequent seasons. Sounds fair to me.

kiristao · Nov 26, 2023

arnie_ni said:
Is manioo playing rb and dalot cm?

Way too often that is the case

lex talionis · Nov 26, 2023

Rashford needs a new hair stylist.

Withnail · Nov 26, 2023

Mainoo doing very well but we're playing shite.

edgecutter · Nov 26, 2023

Need Hannibal or Amarbat to come on for our midfield. Either Bruno or McTominay needs to be hauled off

Jazz · Nov 26, 2023

We need another goal....

DWelbz19 · Nov 26, 2023

Kobbie doing a one man midfield job ffs

ha_rooney · Nov 26, 2023

My word we’re living dangerously

King Eric 7 · Nov 26, 2023

Mainoo bails us out

pseudo_canadian · Nov 26, 2023

Have lost a bit of control since the goal

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