Why the feck can’t they keep the ball
FA Premier League
Everton 0:3 Manchester United
Goodison Park
- Kick-off
- Sun, 26 November 2023 @ 4:30pm GMT
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Up 1-0 so we are in park the bus/ time wasting mode. Everton goal incoming.What /I wouldn't give for a second goal ..Ten Gaag
Doubtful. Martial’s special skill is lying down behind the wall on free kicks.
Assisted by a McT plant.
that little scouse girlWe've lost all momentum for sureSince the goal we're playing some useless side/zombie passing in our own half.
Please stop playing out the back. You are absolutely appalling at it.Been absolutely dire the last 10 minutes. Usual suspects McT, Bruno, Lindelof couldnt keep their cool in a fecking blizzard.That midfield isnt workingJust because Onana can keep the ball at his feet do we have to give it to him to start every bloody attack. We're so slow in possession at the back, it's painful. We literally have no tempoNeed to play forward quickerWe look like we are just waiting to concede.Scrappy Doo.As usual our level drops after scoringEverton fans furiously holding up the Corrupt sign for the most obvious fouls ever
I actually rate it, quite funny. Should hook them all up to the grid when they play City and ChelseaI forgot that Young plays for Everton. Good luck to him (not today though). Always liked the guyBetter from MartialWe have been poor
Definitely. Only positive is that Everton haven’t really created anything with their possession.
Need to regain our composure and get control back in this game.Is Martial injured again?Find it annoying when the keeper has more touches then the forwardsAs usual as an attacking unit we're shiteOnly we know how to lose an initiative after getting an early goal. Very lose passes and Bruno being Bruno off lateMartial took a nut shot.McT is invisible as alwaysBrantwaite is fecking hugeMartial has decided he's injured again so we wont be seeing him run for the rest of the game.I actually rate it, quite funny. Should hook them all up to the grid when they play City and Chelsea
Agreed, it's hilariousOnana this year you'll make a correct pass mateStill unsure why Maguire was turned into global laughing stock while that absolute fraud Lindelof escaped all criticism. What the hell kind of pass was that?
Least he’s now touched the ballGood work from Martial thereWatching us play around the back line should come with a health warning on the screen.
Sometimes hoof itEvertonOnana's kicking has been pretty poor so farJust giving needless balls away playing out from the back- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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14%
Alejandro Garnacho
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5%
Andre Onana
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2%
Harry Maguire
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2%
Anthony Martial
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
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Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 306 ratings.
Score Predictions
98,60,32
- Man Utd win
- Everton win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 21% Everton 1:2 Man Utd
- 15% Everton 0:2 Man Utd
- 14% Everton 1:1 Man Utd
- 12% Everton 2:0 Man Utd
- 9% Everton 0:1 Man Utd
- 8% Everton 2:1 Man Utd
- 6% Everton 1:0 Man Utd
- 4% Everton 3:1 Man Utd
- 3% Everton 2:2 Man Utd
- 3% Everton 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Everton 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 3:0 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 4:1 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 9:0 Man Utd
- 1% Everton 2:4 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Everton
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 51% 49%
- Shots
- 24 9
- Shots on Target
- 6 4
- Corners
- 6 5
- Fouls
- 10 8
Referee
John Brooks
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Aaron Wan-Bissaka
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replaced by Sofyan Amrabat
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replaced by Hannibal Mejbri
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replaced by Facundo Pellistri
