Crystal Palace 1:2 Manchester United

Moriarty · May 9, 2015

FC Ronaldo said:
Any news on why ADM and RVP aren't in the squad?

ADM injured and RVP with some virus or other.

DomesticTadpole · May 9, 2015

FC Ronaldo said:
Any news on why ADM and RVP aren't in the squad?

Aaaaaaaaaaargh!

JonDahl · May 9, 2015

Their team is shite. We'll win this 0-4.

Damien · May 9, 2015

Cina said:
It's basically the best team we could have possibly put out. Such bizarre moaning.

Its the caf.

Irrational. · May 9, 2015

Jedinak, Murray, Dann, Ledley... that team is full of hard b*stards.

Hope we manage to put up a fight than fold under the physicality and counter.

SirBobbysCombover · May 9, 2015

I hope this won't turn out to be a tricky one, should have had 4th sewn up long before this game.I pray wilf doesn't turn up today and haunt us. fecking come on lads, let's get the 3 so I can rest easy for the night.

Attila · May 9, 2015

marlowe78 said:
I'm not either. Chelsea will be playing for SFA tomorrow, Liverpool have everything to get.

If we mess up again today then Liverpool will have extra motivation tomorrow. Big game this

holyland red · May 9, 2015

Moriarty said:
It's Palace not Real Madrid we're playing. That XI is more than good enough to get three points (just like they were at Goodison and at home to WBA).

This is Crystanbul. Anything's possible.

LARulz · May 9, 2015

I'm bricking it about this game

Laphroaig · May 9, 2015

Palace should be ducked points for animal abuse.

marlowe78 · May 9, 2015

Attila said:
If we mess up again today then Liverpool will have extra motivation tomorrow. Big game this

Funny Liverpool's undoing last year against this side. Now here we are

Summit · May 9, 2015

You just know Zaha will rip us a new one.

sunama · May 9, 2015

So RVP has a virus.
You miss a penalty. LVG says, "this player must now be infected with a virus".

BringNaniBack · May 9, 2015

Not confident but you never know how this side is going to perform, we could obliterate Palace or we could just as easily take a narrow loss. Please just get the win.

Randall Flagg · May 9, 2015

Kill 'em all said:
If we don't win today I'm afraid top 4 would be all but gone.

It would be shit, but how would it be all but gone?

RetroStu · May 9, 2015

Liverpools form is nearly as bad as ours, i'd still expect an understrength Chelsea to beat them.

Moriarty · May 9, 2015

holyland red said:
This is Crystanbul. Anything's possible.

I wouldn't be too unhappy with the draw today but I hate having to depend on Chelsea to get a result.

Classical Mechanic · May 9, 2015

Irrational. said:
Jedinak, Murray, Dann, Ledley... that team is full of hard b*stards.

Hope we manage to put up a fight than fold under the physicality and counter.

And we have Blind!

Attila · May 9, 2015

Summit said:
You just know Zaha will rip us a new one.

Wouldn't be surprising. At least Shaw is back and shouldn't get outpaced

Beachryan · May 9, 2015

Come on boys. Chance to show we don't have a team of bottlers. Show up fast and aggressive and hopefully Palace will remember there's nothing for them to play for.

minoo-utd · May 9, 2015

Finger crossed.

pacifictheme · May 9, 2015

Moriarty said:
Bit of a bloody come-down is that. WC finalist, MOTM in the European Cup final to bit-part player at United. I wonder how many mirrors he's broken?

Quite a few and i don't blame him the poor ugly bastard.

Disappointed that hes out today. Biggest muppet signing since Veron.

Irrational. · May 9, 2015

Here we go... expecting a rollercoaster game.

RetroStu · May 9, 2015

We should never of let Zaha go imo.

sizzling sausages · May 9, 2015

Summit said:
You just know Zaha will rip us a new one.

I don't think he will, speed is his main asset and Shaw and Valencia don't exactly lack in that department themselves.

Sammyjunn · May 9, 2015

4141 again, oh God.

Sassy Colin · May 9, 2015

Mata's beard's gone

Raw · May 9, 2015

Here we fecking go, just win!

RetroStu · May 9, 2015

Whoever does the match text bits needs to get a grip, talk about tempting fate.

mu4c_20le · May 9, 2015

Zaha already looking livlier than when he played for us.

Drifter · May 9, 2015

Should be a comfortable win . 3-0

Bloxy · May 9, 2015

c'mon got to score early

Organic Potatoes · May 9, 2015

Tosicsleftpeg said:
I have a feeling di maria is off....it just seems to coincidental that he was awful last game and now isn't included.

The crutches were a dead giveaway...

humdinger · May 9, 2015

Palace are in crap form too and we are due an improved performance. I expect a win today.

Damien · May 9, 2015

RetroStu said:
Whoever does the match text bits needs to get a grip, talk about tempting fate.

At least they didn't say we've not conceded a goal against Palace in the last four league fixtures either.

marlowe78 · May 9, 2015

That offside was closer than it first looked.

hbgreg · May 9, 2015

Don't think we've won much wearing white kits.

El Zoido · May 9, 2015

Booking for kicking the ball away, surely?

Art Vandelay · May 9, 2015

Should have been a booking for kicking the ball away. He knew it was a freekick and booted it across the pitch anyway.

Irrational. · May 9, 2015

mu4c_20le said:
Zaha already looking livlier than when he played for us.

Zaha's best appearance for us was in bed with Moyes' daughter.

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