You big fecking baby, get up!
FA Premier League
Crystal Palace 2:3 Manchester United
Selhurst Park
- Kick-off
- Mon, 5 March 2018 @ 8:00pm GMT
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Shit like really makes you hate football at times.
Fannies crying and getting medical attention for a finger brushing their face. Twat.Boxing hero van ArnholdtHit the gym fellaYou big fecking baby, get up!
Sad init.Gary Neville: I really, really don't like seeing Sanchez on the right..
Sanchez starts on the left..Can't stand all this play acting and cheating. Wish there was a zero tolerance policy towards itPogba can be very suspect defensively at times.Is it FA law that a loan player can’t play against their actual club or is it contractual?Couple of tasty crosses from Crystal Palace.
Agreed.Pogba might need to change bootsWell, that's another team full of beans starting against us. Need to be careful here.Pogba forget how to football? What the feck is he doing?Wait. Are we playing in a white kit or is my TV broken?Smalling distributing from the back, really?That was poor header by Lindelof.SmallingOur defending is amateur level at times
We can’t control the ball.We're being fecking Newcastle'd. Its going to be a tough one. CP well up for this. Where was this energy against Spurs?!Can't they take retrospective action against players that do that (like diving) it wastes so much time and gees up the home crowdSmallingThat was a mistake by Smalling.
Welcome.This is gonna be a good game.
It was.The legend of chuckle continues.Lindelöf is starting to look the part...
...the part being looking as clumsy as Smalling.de Gea could collect that, no?
Law.What am I watching?It's like Smalling is genuinely afraid of the ball every time it comes near him.Mistake number one by Smalling.Only Connect is on BBC2 lads.Mikey Smalling loves to hold onto shirts!Lindelof sort it out ffs.
Sanchez should scoreOooo.. Sanchez almost!
To be fair they kept us at bay a lot of the game.Where is Martial ?Man, this kit is a real eyesore. Should have made the shorts grey too at least.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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18%
Romelu Lukaku
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12%
David de Gea
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9%
Juan Mata
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6%
Chris Smalling
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3%
Marcus Rashford
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1%
Jesse Lingard
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1%
Alexis Sanchez
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1%
Paul Pogba
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1%
Antonio Valencia
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 486 ratings.
Score Predictions
533,21,38
- Man Utd win
- Crystal Palace win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 37% Crystal Palace 0:2 Man Utd
- 18% Crystal Palace 0:3 Man Utd
- 12% Crystal Palace 1:2 Man Utd
- 9% Crystal Palace 0:1 Man Utd
- 6% Crystal Palace 1:3 Man Utd
- 4% Crystal Palace 1:1 Man Utd
- 4% Crystal Palace 0:4 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 0:0 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 0:5 Man Utd
- 2% Crystal Palace 1:0 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 2:0 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Crystal Palace 5:0 Man Utd
- 0% Crystal Palace 2:2 Man Utd
- 0% Crystal Palace 2:1 Man Utd
- 0% Crystal Palace 3:1 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Crystal Palace
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 30% 70%
- Shots
- 10 17
- Shots on Target
- 4 8
- Corners
- 3 7
- Fouls
- 10 8
Referee
Neil Swarbrick
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Juan Mata
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replaced by Luke Shaw
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replaced by Marcus Rashford
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