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Chelsea 4:3 Manchester United

Stamford Bridge

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Thu, 4 April 2024 @ 8:15pm BST
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    10/11… didn't expect Rashford to be dropped but its a great call. jog about and you get dropped.
    mctominay out too another correct call, another jogger/hider.

    we want fighters with passion those two dont have it.
     
    bet Casemiro gets an early booking which will lead to us being cautious all game.
     
    I can’t even be arsed trying to piece together the lineup from the club tweet. Usually wait for the game to start.
     
    Why is the kickoff time 8:15pm? Not the first time we play our games at unusual times.
    Everyday this week has had a game at that time. Others being at half 7. At least lets you watch one half of 1 game
     
    If we win, 6 points in back of Spurs, potentially 5 points in back of Aston Villa. And we'll be 7 points or more from the pack chasing us from behind.

    Plus both Spurs and Villa have harder schedules than us, at least on paper.
    Liverpool? Arsenal? Everton? CP? BRIGHTON?Newcastle
     
    If I'd never seen him before and someone showed me a picture of a Poch's head and said "finish drawing the rest of him", I would draw the fattest bastard that an A4 page would let me fit.

    Such a fat head but a reasonably average body. It's so strange.
     
    If I'd never seen him before and someone showed me a picture of a Poch's head and said "finish drawing the rest of him", I would draw the fattest bastard that an A4 page would let me fit.

    Such a fat head but a reasonably average body. It's so strange.
    :lol: :lol:
     
    If I'd never seen him before and someone showed me a picture of a Poch's head and said "finish drawing the rest of him", I would draw the fattest bastard that an A4 page would let me fit.

    Such a fat head but a reasonably average body. It's so strange.
    yeah, he’s a bit of a hodge-poch
     
    Chelsea at 52% win probability according to the Google listing for the fixture... have I missed something? I know we're chronic but they've been the absolute pits this season.

    Sure but playing at home has a statistical advantage which is how they build those models.
     
    I can’t even be arsed trying to piece together the lineup from the club tweet. Usually wait for the game to start.

    What was so hard about it?

    AWB has been playing left back recently.
    Antony in for Rashford will play RW, Garnacho switches back to the LW.
     
    If I'd never seen him before and someone showed me a picture of a Poch's head and said "finish drawing the rest of him", I would draw the fattest bastard that an A4 page would let me fit.

    Such a fat head but a reasonably average body. It's so strange.

    feck me that had me in stitches! had to show the missus Poch to prepare her for the comment I was about to read out
     
    What was so hard about it?

    AWB has been playing left back recently.
    Antony in for Rashford will play RW, Garnacho switches back to the LW.
    Didn’t say it was hard, I said I couldn’t be arsed. Why the club can’t format it normally I don’t know. It’s not like it’s even in number order - Onana is first, but then they give up.
     
    At least with Antony he guarantees to offer us work rate. Him and Garnacho work hard.
     
    Rashford on the bench?

    Oh my god, is this an early birthday present?
     
    I think if you press the ball towards Disasi, you can win it back early and punish these cnuts, he ain't great on the ball.

    Jackson needs about 40 shots to score, he'll probably get about 20, so no danger of him scoring today.

    Going to miss the first half.

    Utd will be 3-0 up when I get to turn it on.
     
    I don’t get why the manager keeps switching which right back plays left back. Surely it would be better sticking with one playing left back
     
    I reckon there's goals in this for us but Chelsea will say the same about us, think we'll score first but not confident we can hold on
     
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Man of the Match

Alejandro Garnacho image Alejandro Garnacho 87% of 164 votes

Runners-up

Player Ratings

5.0 Total Average Rating

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Score Predictions

60,60,41
  • Man Utd win
  • Chelsea win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 22% Chelsea 1:2 Man Utd
  • 13% Chelsea 2:2 Man Utd
  • 11% Chelsea 2:1 Man Utd
  • 10% Chelsea 2:0 Man Utd
  • 9% Chelsea 1:1 Man Utd
  • 6% Chelsea 3:1 Man Utd
  • 6% Chelsea 1:3 Man Utd
  • 4% Chelsea 0:2 Man Utd
  • 4% Chelsea 1:0 Man Utd
  • 2% Chelsea 3:0 Man Utd
  • 2% Chelsea 0:1 Man Utd
  • 2% Chelsea 0:0 Man Utd
  • 2% Chelsea 4:0 Man Utd
  • 2% Chelsea 2:3 Man Utd
  • 1% Chelsea 3:3 Man Utd
  • 1% Chelsea 9:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Chelsea 1:4 Man Utd
  • 1% Chelsea 3:2 Man Utd
  • 1% Chelsea 6:2 Man Utd
  • 1% Chelsea 2:4 Man Utd
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Match Stats

  1. Chelsea
  2. Man Utd
Possession
56% 44%
Shots
28 19
Shots on Target
10 5
Corners
12 3
Fouls
7 15

Referee

Jarred Gillett