Chelsea 1:0 Manchester United

prateik · Apr 18, 2015

Obi Wank coming on.. The ultimate insult.

Well played Jose... well played.

ha_rooney · Apr 18, 2015

Jose just making sure the bus is well and truly parked. cnut.

hbgreg · Apr 18, 2015

Good game from us, think we'll be picking up at least 13 from the next 15.

There'sOnlyOne · Apr 18, 2015

Oh get on with it

saivet · Apr 18, 2015

Keeps It tidy · Apr 18, 2015

Mikel coming on to completely kill this game.

Phil · Apr 18, 2015

summit said:
tbf he just did receive a knee in the back of the head.

Very quickly edited.

Raw · Apr 18, 2015

Almost felt like stopping watching this but after the last game against Chelsea, you never know.

Bocca9978 · Apr 18, 2015

ItsEssexRob said:
Why are newbies allowed in matchday threads? Was there a legit reason?

4 likes and you're in. I was surprised as well.

Dunk · Apr 18, 2015

Falcao and Januzaj are not gonna cut it here. Blackett neither.

BringNaniBack · Apr 18, 2015

Januzaj is always awful when we bring him on to try and win a game.

Lawman · Apr 18, 2015

I know it a sub appearance but Adnan looks a mile of any time he plays nowadays.

Summit · Apr 18, 2015

I'm pleased with our performance today regardless of the result.

Sid234 · Apr 18, 2015

Aaargh! This is so frustrating.. ffs

justboy68 · Apr 18, 2015

I really hate Chelsea. Honestly more than our 'real' rivals most of the time.

Annihilate Now! · Apr 18, 2015

Poor substitutions again from LVG today. Definitely his biggest weakness.

pierrethesnack · Apr 18, 2015

ItsEssexRob said:
Why are newbies allowed in matchday threads? Was there a legit reason?

Great comeback ,there.

SqueakyWeasel · Apr 18, 2015

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ha_rooney · Apr 18, 2015

My god what's happened to Di Maria?

JonDahl · Apr 18, 2015

feck off Ivanovic. What a despicable cnut

Revan · Apr 18, 2015

Stan Jefferson said:
This is a pretty pathetic performance from chelsea. To play like this at home is embarrassing.

I am sure they will be very emberrased for winning the league this season.

Baxter · Apr 18, 2015

Cheating cnuts :lol:

saivet · Apr 18, 2015

Chelsea have done a job on us. Ugly as feck but they've done a job.

hbgreg · Apr 18, 2015

Yellow card for simulation lol, nope!

YzWayne · Apr 18, 2015

I blame the weird substitutions

Damien · Apr 18, 2015

RetroStu said:
One thing that we don't do under Van Gaal that we did under SAF is score late goals, especially late goals that rescue us points.
Its predictable as hell that we won't get anything out of this game.

West Brom 2:2 Man Utd (Blind scores equaliser 87')
Man Utd 1:1 Chelsea (RVP scores equaliser 90')
Arsenal 1:2 Man Utd (Rooney scores 85')
Yeovil 0:2 Man Utd (Di Maria scores 90')
QPR 0:2 Man Utd (Wilson scores 90')
West Ham 1:1 Man Utd (Blind scores equaliser 90')
Man Utd 3:1 Burnley (RVP scores pen 82')
Preston 1:3 Man Utd (Rooney scores pen 88')
Man Utd 2:0 Sunderland (Rooney scores 84')
Newcastle 0:1 Man Utd (Young scores the winner 89')

Probably won't score a late goal today, but we've done it a fair bit this season.

Spoony · Apr 18, 2015

sunama said:
Mourinho is a master tactician.
He analyses the strengths/weaknesses of his team and his opponents.
Then creates a plan to beat the opponent.
After that, its upto the players on the pitch to implement that plan.
This is why he is arguably the best football manager in the World.

Indeed, he parks the bus.

Phil · Apr 18, 2015

Sniper in the stands.

Mojo_ · Apr 18, 2015

Man this going to ground stuff is embarrassing

Señor · Apr 18, 2015

Subs have pretty much ruined any chance of us getting anything in this game.

Ballache · Apr 18, 2015

Somehow I'm not even that disappointed, was expecting it to be like this.

charleysurf · Apr 18, 2015

prateik said:
Obi Wank coming on.. The ultimate insult.

Well played Jose... well played.

we should all love Obi Wank. He paid for Carrick!

prateik · Apr 18, 2015

Lawman said:
I know it a sub appearance but Adnan looks a mile of any time he plays nowadays.

He really needs to go out on loan and get plenty of game time.

2 Neville's · Apr 18, 2015

Ivanovic, for a supposed hard man, is one of the biggest divers about.

SqueakyWeasel · Apr 18, 2015

Dive all fecking day long :lol:

Flying_Heckfish · Apr 18, 2015

Iavnovic.. every game :lol:

NotoriousISSY · Apr 18, 2015

The moment Blackett slotted in at left back was the moment we had no chance. Di Maria has been left alone against 2 or 3 at every opportunity.

minoo-utd · Apr 18, 2015

Do Maria is not even helping him self.

ivaldo · Apr 18, 2015

Drifter said:
Redcafe seem to be turning against Adnan.

This really wasn't a game to throw him in on.

DatIrishFella · Apr 18, 2015

This Chelsea team is so despicable! :lol:

Berbaclass · Apr 18, 2015

Just a shit Ander Herrera....

Mciahel Goodman · Apr 18, 2015

Also, as great as he is (was), Di Maria always seems like he's playing for himself. Having said that, minor gripes. Expected this result, not a bad showing.

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