Standard shit yourself performance at the bridge
FA Premier League
Chelsea 2:2 Manchester United
Stamford Bridge
- Kick-off
- Sat, 20 October 2018 @ 12:30pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
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Our defensive organization is diabolicalWe always play like we are afraid to lose and concede and we lose and concede. Enough playing like cowards.How on earth was Alonso onside there? that could have been game over.Playing Rashford is like playing with 10 men.Wow, wasnt even offside?!Lindelof still jogging when he finally becomes aware of what’s going on there
There's very little to be excited about with this team.
Some posters think people are just moaning for the sake of it but can you honestly name a player in the team, on current form that makes you excited to watch us?
Ashley Young specifically is so well representative of our current plight. Absolute dogshit.So slow at the back. Smalling, Young, Matic, Lindelof. Move the ball quickly ffs.
I saw pairs of players standing like statuesWe aren't looking organised or prepared right now.I can't see any semblance of what we're trying to do. Honestly, I'd just fecking go for it ala 2nd half vs Newcastle. We may as well lose playing somewhat exciting instead of this.That defence line OMG
Exactly. It was 50-50 game until that moment
The worst part is we tend to look like that more often than not under Mourinho.32 min
30 minutes in and Chelsea on top. They haven't lost in the last 10 games they've taken the lead in and our record at Stamford Bridge is so poor. 1 win in the last 16 visits!
Replay makes it look like it was his man and he was after a scapegoat. We'll never know for sure.Absolute scenes when Scholes retweets a gif of Pogba not marking his manRashford plays so much better for england than for usWhat a pass, nearly 2
Anyone can play a forty yard diag, over the full back and straight out of play under zero pressure.
Hazard is the most fouled player in the league. No team has been able to handle him so they just pin someone up his arse and hope he doesn't skin them.What’s the bloody point in even bothering to watch? We are an awful football club at the moment.Do we train how to defend set pieces?
Because we seem to concede at least once every game from a corner or free kickMourinho is ruining Rashford we're toldWe're fecking crapYoung doing his best to cost us more goals.I cant see a toonlike comeback today.
Just a load of players in a kit i i love playing like strangers.Think we will improve a little bit once we put a right winger as Sanchez second half. Rashford is non existent as usual.It's incredible that Lindelof is apparently ball playing CB while Smalling, who is supposed to be terrible with the ball and is criticised for that part of this game constantly, is far calmer than him with the ball.Every time Rashford receives the ball in a promising position he just stops and stands completely still.32 min
A Chelsea high ball into the box and Marcus Alonso springs our off-side trap and is in acres of space but his control lets him down and De Gea gathers. Phew.
This has been the case for quite a while.We're a mid-table club, pure and simple. High mid-table but still.Aimless long ball again. What the feck?
Precisely. He has been in a 1 V 1 about 3 times now and not once has be tried to go to the by line and put in a cross.
He's had 1 good game for England. He's just not a top level player, never will be.We are dire.Anybody else feel as I do each time we go behind - the game is lost? I never feel like we have the character to respond, as we did in the past. I said the same thing the moment we went behind at West Ham after five minutes. It's disheartening.
Dude,it's game-over already.
That's what I thought too. Looked like to me Pogba thought he was marking Luiz.God I dislike so much about our team atm.
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Man of the Match
Runners-up
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17%
Juan Mata
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3%
Paul Pogba
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2%
Ashley Young
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1%
Chris Smalling
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1%
Luke Shaw
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1%
Marcus Rashford
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1%
Victor Lindelof
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 387 ratings.
Score Predictions
137,353,103
- Man Utd win
- Chelsea win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 19% Chelsea 2:0 Man Utd
- 12% Chelsea 3:0 Man Utd
- 10% Chelsea 1:1 Man Utd
- 9% Chelsea 2:1 Man Utd
- 9% Chelsea 3:1 Man Utd
- 9% Chelsea 1:2 Man Utd
- 5% Chelsea 0:1 Man Utd
- 4% Chelsea 1:0 Man Utd
- 4% Chelsea 0:0 Man Utd
- 4% Chelsea 0:2 Man Utd
- 3% Chelsea 2:2 Man Utd
- 2% Chelsea 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Chelsea 5:0 Man Utd
- 2% Chelsea 4:0 Man Utd
- 2% Chelsea 0:5 Man Utd
- 1% Chelsea 4:1 Man Utd
- 1% Chelsea 0:3 Man Utd
- 1% Chelsea 2:3 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 5:1 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 3:5 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 5:2 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 2:4 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 4:2 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 1:4 Man Utd
- 0% Chelsea 4:4 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Chelsea
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 62% 38%
- Shots
- 21 7
- Shots on Target
- 6 4
- Corners
- 5 3
- Fouls
- 9 17
Referee
Mike Dean
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Ander Herrera
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replaced by Andreas Pereira
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replaced by Alexis Sanchez
