If this happens, I am sure Mourinho's post match interview will be as follows.
Reporter: "Jose, where do Manchester United go on from here?"
Jose: " We were defeated 4-0 2 years ago. We scored a goal today. We have improved."
Reporter: "Why is the defence so poor this season?"
Jose: " You have to ask Mr. Woodward."
Reporter: " Paul Pogba posted on Instagram yesterday..."
Jose: "Hey Mike, what did Paul post on Instagram yesterday?"
Reporter: "Sarri said that he would never play football like you.."
Jose(angry): "How many titles does he have? I have 3 premier league titles. Until someone wins 4, I am still number one."
Reporter: "Jose, you have the champions league match against Juventus next. How will you approach it?"
Jose: "They have more european heritage than United. We have to defend,defend,defend."
Reporter: "One Last question. There are rumours that you will be getting sacked. Is it true?"
Jose: " There is a massive manhunt for my head. This club will not get a better manager than me. If it rains in London, it's my fault. Brexit is my fault.
Reporter: " Pretty sure Brexit is not your fault. It's May's and Boris's...(Jose interrupts)
Jose: "I have to go prepare to get my ass whooped by Juventus. Have a good day".