Celta Vigo 0:1 Manchester United

montpelier · May 4, 2017

SqueakyWeasel said:
Commentator cliché bingo:

Do not underestimate this Celta Vigo side
The crowd is like a 12th man
If they didn't know before, United know they're in a game now
The road to Sweden starts here
You couldn't write a script like this
This isn't a must win game …
… but it's a must not lose game
Mind games
Any sentence that starts "no disrespect to …"
Manchester United haven't given the keeper much to do so far tonight
Any percentage over 100
A wonder goal
Against the run of play
Any mention of the Pogba fee in any form
United's are set to play 64 games this season (65 if they reach the final)
The ref is letting the game flow
The ref is letting a lot go
The ref has decided Fellaini has used his elbow once too often
Any mention of the winter break
Describing someone or something as unplayable
United have one foot in the final

Feel free to play along or add your own

'away goals' - scoring, not scoring, explanation of rule, a 2nd away goal...

Jazz · May 4, 2017

Just heard our fans there!

fellaini's barber · May 4, 2017

Summit said:
neither do i

Let's hope it doesn't backfire

Fracture90 · May 4, 2017

Rashford needs to learn some dribble moves ASAP, atm he seems to be just running in straight lines. Like Charlise Theron in Prometheus, and well all know how that turned out.

AltiUn · May 4, 2017

Red Katie said:
Celta will play like someone lit a fire in their butts.

Let's hope our lot can do the same!

Fracture90 · May 4, 2017

Still daylight in Vigo.

VeevaVee · May 4, 2017

please don't be shit

McLovin · May 4, 2017

Something tells me I'm into something good....

JPRouve · May 4, 2017

Fracture90 said:
Rashford needs to learn some dribble moves ASAP, atm he seems to be just running in straight lines. Like Charlise Theron in Prometheus, and well all know how that turned out.

What happens, what happens?!?

Hammerfell · May 4, 2017

Fracture90 said:
Still daylight in Vigo.

Daylight in the UK too.

FireballXL5 · May 4, 2017

Why can't Owen...Hargreaves speak......in sentences that.....aren't broken into....staccato blocks of....two or three......words? fecking annoying.

Paxi · May 4, 2017

Fracture90 said:
Still daylight in Vigo.

Still daylight in Ireland too, mate!

Summit · May 4, 2017

Fracture90 said:
Still daylight in Vigo.

tis in england too

Vato · May 4, 2017

Is Mata on the bench?

Paxi · May 4, 2017

Vato said:
Is Mata on the bench?

Yup

Fracture90 · May 4, 2017

Ander Herrera aka. The Octopus.

Summit · May 4, 2017

Vato said:
Is Mata on the bench?

ya

VeevaVee · May 4, 2017

Did this American commentator just say 'the jerseys aren't going to play for them?'

DomesticTadpole · May 4, 2017

Vato said:
Is Mata on the bench?

Yes.

pauldyson1uk · May 4, 2017

FireballXL5 said:
Why can't Owen...Hargreaves speak......in sentences that.....aren't broken into....staccato blocks of....two or three......words? fecking annoying.

Hargreaves is just fecking annoying full stop.

DomesticTadpole · May 4, 2017

pauldyson1uk said:
Hargreaves is just fecking annoying full stop.

I think it's more that he can't work out which dialect to speak in.

Smores · May 4, 2017

VeevaVee said:
Did this American commentator just say 'the jerseys aren't going to play for them?'

He did indeed. Anymore injuries and they might have to!

Fracture90 · May 4, 2017

JPRouve said:
What happens, what happens?!?

Nothing buddy, relax

MaxiPaxi said:
Still daylight in Ireland too, mate!

Summit said:
tis in england too

Buahh that's cheating! Pitch black over here since an hour ago.

sglowrider · May 4, 2017

montpelier said:
'away goals' - scoring, not scoring, explanation of rule, a 2nd away goal...

There are plenty of goals in the United side.

EverReddy · May 4, 2017

pauldyson1uk said:
Hargreaves is just fecking annoying full stop.

lovely curly hair though

Sassy Colin · May 4, 2017

Has Tony V been Captain before?

Fracture90 · May 4, 2017

Hammerfell said:
Daylight in the UK too.

Pitch black here since an hour ago!

Paxi · May 4, 2017

EverReddy said:
lovely curly hair though

I sang that once.

SwansonsTache · May 4, 2017

Aspas has such a punchable face.

Fracture90 · May 4, 2017

Sassy Colin said:
Has Tony V been Captain before?

Don't think he has.

DatGuyRich · May 4, 2017

fecking hate Guidetti cnut.

Oaencha · May 4, 2017

JPRouve said:
What happens, what happens?!?

Squished by a massive spaceship-station thingy all because she forgot that she was allowed to run in more than one direction.

Danillaco · May 4, 2017

MaxiPaxi said:
I sang that once.

And to think I once would've let him shag my wife...

The Stain · May 4, 2017

Is that John Hartson they've got up front?

JinnerJamie · May 4, 2017

Sassy Colin said:
Has Tony V been Captain before?

Almost certain he has, under LVG...

Catt · May 4, 2017

We need to rise to the occasion

Hammerfell said:
Daylight in the UK too.

Norway as well.

tomaldinho1 · May 4, 2017

Danillaco said:
This. Why is he always there to break my heart?

already lost the ball a couple of times

AltiUn · May 4, 2017

Rashford's a good player but so easy to physically control as a defender.

Fracture90 · May 4, 2017

Wow great through ball from Blind.

McLovin · May 4, 2017

Good start by United

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