Brighton & Hove Albion 3:2 Manchester United

LeftyBlaster · Aug 19, 2018

cyberman said:
When. Jose says we need CBs, get the fecking CBs

These two ARE Jose's CBs ffs.

Shark · Aug 19, 2018

DomesticTadpole said:
We have big problems.

We all knew that coming into the season, everyone and their dog knew aside from our diabolical board.

Isotope · Aug 19, 2018

kouroux said:
and I am not even saying we should consider him but I laugh at the idea that he wouldn't be good enough.

I'd love Zidane here. But then, that's what I said when we were linked with Jose. :lol:

Sigma · Aug 19, 2018

Champ said:
Please come back to me when you've got a sensible answer.
How can Jose be responsible for Baillys performance??

We have created 1 chance the whole game (the goal was a complete fluke, I'm not counting that). The manager is responsible for that.

DomesticTadpole · Aug 19, 2018

If it stays like this MUTV's post match phone- in will be interesting.

Raw · Aug 19, 2018

mav_9me said:
Am I the only who actually saw a conscious effort to play with the ball on the floor? I was very encouraged by this approach. While we haven't created much I liked our simple short passing quite a bit.

Unfortunately we have not been good defensively, so I fear we will regress to hoofing it and defending in our box.

I love how far standards have dropped when a few nice little short passes on the ground excites us :lol:

kouroux · Aug 19, 2018

.Rossi said:
We're chasing a game...There are 62 minutes gone...We haven't created one chance.

And our goal was lucky.

KirkDuyt · Aug 19, 2018

To be fair to Mou he has the best Im very annoyed face of all mankind

Vidyoyo · Aug 19, 2018

Dec9003 said:
3-1 down and Fellaini replaces Martial, I'm no big fan of the Frenchman but it's a bit embarrassing.

Yep.
It reflects that Martial is poor.*
It reflects that we have no depth for our wingers.
It reflects nothing about Fellaini.

Edit: In our team at least.

OverratedOpinion · Aug 19, 2018

Have we had a shot on target this half?

bosnian_red · Aug 19, 2018

Football has moved on past Mourinho I think. It's what makes Sir Alex so great. Was able to dominate over 20 years. Incredibly rare to see. Mourinho could boast to be a top manager for 10 years or so, but football has moved on since and left him behind

PoTMS · Aug 19, 2018

Pogba has been tragic.

FireballXL5 · Aug 19, 2018

Christ Almighty....Pogba.

Crashoutcassius · Aug 19, 2018

Martial small mentality is a disgrace. Didn't challenge for a thing. Should move back to France for a zero stress league

Sandyman · Aug 19, 2018

WTF Pogba

Dobba · Aug 19, 2018

AndyJ1985 said:
Is it any wonder Martial wants to leave? We're 3-1 down and he gets taken off to be replaced by a fecking toilet brush

Just tell him leaving would require him putting in the effort of finding a new place to live and packing up his old stuff and he'll soon forget about the whole thing.

izec · Aug 19, 2018

Pogba has reached Sevilla level of sloppiness

mariachi-19 · Aug 19, 2018

Rash Decision said:
That's the end of Martial.

how anybody can side with him over Mourinho is beyond me. fecking pathetic performance from a nothing player. Zaha MkII

extincti fugax hominum · Aug 19, 2018

Dont worry guys, our saviour is here now.

Kevin · Aug 19, 2018

cyberman said:
When. Jose says we need CBs, get the fecking CBs

Jose says we needed Bailly and Lindelof. He got them. I can see why the board having doubts now.

pjaya · Aug 19, 2018

Irrational. said:
Second game in and we have half an hour to score three goals to keep pace with City. Wow.

Yup next week against spurs and if lose again that’s 6 points adrift to city with 3 games played

minoo-utd · Aug 19, 2018

My God. Players don't know what they are really doing. That is so fecked upm

LeftyBlaster · Aug 19, 2018

Sigma said:
We have created 1 chance the whole game (the goal was a complete fluke, I'm not counting that). The manager is responsible for that.

Don't bother pointing that simple fact out on this forum. People are too stupid to see that. Most of them anyway.

Minimalist · Aug 19, 2018

Players don't know what they're doing.

That's shite coaching, end of story. Whatever system or training Mourinho is giving them, it ain't working.

altodevil · Aug 19, 2018

Massive Spanner said:
I'm honestly not sure how much more convincing he could be? Literally a 100% record domestically and in Europe? Because he basically had 5 in 6. Yes it's not proven he can do it without those players but it wasn't proven with Guardiola either and look at City now. Why not take a chance at least? It can't be worse than this muck.

If you read my original post that's exactly what I said in the next sentence. Take a chance on someone fresh with a bit of tactical nous, including Zidane. 3 CL's is great, but that's the only team he has managed.

pseudo_canadian · Aug 19, 2018

If this gets worse over the next couple months do we actually expect the board to do anything about it until at least the end of the season?

They're more useless than the sack of shit players we have who somewhat resemble a "team."

Toad · Aug 19, 2018

This is not a captains performance.

paulscholes18 · Aug 19, 2018

0le said:
Stokechester United.

He really is Pulis with money

Bocca9978 · Aug 19, 2018

Rash Decision said:
That's the end of Martial.

If I had my way that would be the end of most of them. They can take Mourinho with them.

Fecking depressing.

Offside · Aug 19, 2018

bosnian_red said:
Football has moved on past Mourinho I think. It's what makes Sir Alex so great. Was able to dominate over 20 years. Incredibly rare to see. Mourinho could boast to be a top manager for 10 years or so, but football has moved on since and left him behind

I think he’s just lost his head a bit. Stubbornness and bitterness taken over.

crossy1686 · Aug 19, 2018

JohnnyKills said:
Nah i feel the same. Just watch dispassionately.

Feels a hell of a lot like LVG's second season this.

Sara125 · Aug 19, 2018

DomesticTadpole said:
Wonder if he knows a lot of blokes called Sara?

I made sure to include my name in my username for this very reason yet a couple of people on here have still referred to me using male pronouns

iam_kramer · Aug 19, 2018

Still no chances made this half.

Loublaze · Aug 19, 2018

.Rossi said:
We're chasing a game...There are 62 minutes gone...We haven't created one chance.

Not a single one! I feel embarrassed about laughing at Arsenal now

Berbaclass · Aug 19, 2018

Pogba

Red Viking · Aug 19, 2018

Pogba is such a joke today.

prateik · Aug 19, 2018

KirkDuyt said:
Fellarz for Martial. Time for some good ol hoofball.

Anyone for Martial would be an upgrade.

kouroux · Aug 19, 2018

Isotope said:
I'd love Zidane here. But then, that's what I said when we were linked with Jose.

Honesty I have no idea. I don't know what to want anymore, don't enjoy this fecking team anymore.
Cannot wait for Jose to feck off

izec · Aug 19, 2018

Pogba is doing it on purpose now

JohnnyKills · Aug 19, 2018

Dobba said:
Just tell him leaving would require him putting in the effort of finding a new place to live and packing up his old stuff and he'll soon forget about the whole thing.

Woodenlung · Aug 19, 2018

Mourinho's plan to get United out of the hole he created is to remove a passer and play hoofball.

podurban2 · Aug 19, 2018

iam_kramer said:
Still no chances made this half.

Impressive...

Giggsyking · Aug 19, 2018

Mourinho spent more than 400 million, yet cant win a shitty team like Brighton

LInkash · Aug 19, 2018

LeftyBlaster said:
These two ARE Jose's CBs ffs.

Are they? Doesn't Jose only sign 29 year olds?

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