Brentford 1:1 Manchester United

lex talionis · Mar 30, 2024

It there’s managerial genius to ruin a squad with our pedigree.

DJ_21 · Mar 30, 2024

The state of them stats :lol:

cj_sparky · Mar 30, 2024

29 shots ffs :lol:

Godfather · Mar 30, 2024

Can we please for the love of God sack him

Sassy Colin · Mar 30, 2024

JustCoco said:
IIRC, Onana had a meet up and talk with Schmeichel and was given a pep talk and advice and has been making smarter decisions ever since.

Interesting to know

simonhch · Mar 30, 2024

MrMarcello said:
McTominay is that type who would have been a constant first XI for a mid-table side back in the 90s when the league didn't have as much overall quality. Hard worker, manages to nick random goals, has no positional awareness, so forth. Would have been the type that constantly turns up for sides playing to avoid relegation. He has no business playing for a side trying to reach top four.

Hope he scores today though. Or someone for United.

He’s basically Mark Noble but somehow carving out a lifelong career for the biggest club in the country.

George Owen · Mar 30, 2024

Another record for United!!!

194 shots shots on target conceded this year (and counting).

We better win this.

Lu Tze · Mar 30, 2024

Martinez looks nervous.

Walters_19_MuFc · Mar 30, 2024

Brentford has literally dominated the whole game.

Hammondo · Mar 30, 2024

MrMarcello said:
McTominay is that type who would have been a constant first XI for a mid-table side back in the 90s when the league didn't have as much overall quality. Hard worker, manages to nick random goals, has no positional awareness, so forth. Would have been the type that constantly turns up for sides playing to avoid relegation. He has no business playing for a side trying to reach top four.

Hope he scores today though. Or someone for United.

Honestly if he had any idea how to position he would improve his value considerably.

Verminator · Mar 30, 2024

73 touches in our box?!!!!

Escobar · Mar 30, 2024

73 touches in our box. This is unbelievable

thisisnottaken1 · Mar 30, 2024

JustCoco said:
IIRC, Onana had a meet up and talk with Schmeichel and was given a pep talk and advice and has been making smarter decisions ever since.

TIL. He’s definitely improved massively since the start of the calendar year. Just wish that the rest of our players could get a pep talk and improve.

Siorac · Mar 30, 2024

dannyrhinos89 said:
Can we just get rid of all our players.

Sure.

Fortitude · Mar 30, 2024

I think this is the game where ETH loses any outstanding goodwill.

The Liverpool game bought him a new hope, but this has scrubbed that. Nobody will be talking about that game after this where we've reverted not only back to type, but produced one of the worst performances of the season, in a season with a feck load of atrocious to pick from.

Counterfactual · Mar 30, 2024

48 hours said:
Its only Saturday so they have ruined more days for you

At least the clocks go forward, so we miss an hour of ruined weekend.

Irrational. · Mar 30, 2024

Wan-Bissaka never seems completely in control of a ball.

Crimson King · Mar 30, 2024

It's felt more like watching a game of volleyball

United Hobbit · Mar 30, 2024

We aren't even entertaining to watch, so slow and insipid

daveskimufc · Mar 30, 2024

An absolute tanking in all but goals.

Get him out this is every sodding week now

Annihilate Now! · Mar 30, 2024

I kinda want Brentford to beat that touches in the oppo box record at this point...

djembatheking · Mar 30, 2024

Southgate will sort us out.

kouroux · Mar 30, 2024

The number of touches they've had in our box :lol:

DJ_21 · Mar 30, 2024

Brentford could have easily matched last seasons result here

Zlatan 7 · Mar 30, 2024

cj_sparky said:
29 shots ffs

Standards, these are not the standards we want but we must stick to the plan

simonhch · Mar 30, 2024

73 touches to 11 in the respective oppo boxes.

That’s a sackable offence versus Brentford :lol:

Seventy-fecking-three

Rightnr · Mar 30, 2024

George Owen said:
Another record for United!!!

194 shots shots on target conceded this year (and counting).

We better win this.

You'll never sing that

cj_sparky · Mar 30, 2024

Watching this shite and hearing Waisty McWaistcoat is on a managerial shortlist is pure hell.

mu4c_20le · Mar 30, 2024

Dalot

NoLogo · Mar 30, 2024

Verminator said:
73 touches in our box?!!!!

Brentford pretty much lives in our box at this stage. Also feels like they have a corner every 2 minutes.

Hester_manc · Mar 30, 2024

That win over Liverpool has not inspired the team.

DavidDeSchmikes · Mar 30, 2024

this has been a disgrace

kaku06 · Mar 30, 2024

29 shots conceded
14 corners conceded
4 times Brentford hit the post/bar
1 Brentford goal disallowed

The state of us :lol:

Bobski · Mar 30, 2024

Cas is having a disaster cameo so far

Ish · Mar 30, 2024

How did the back of dalots head split open but Maupays face seems alright :lol:

Edit: seems to be getting treatment now as well.

where did 9 mins come from? Brentford missing all their attempts?

2 man midfield · Mar 30, 2024

We haven’t had a decent chance in about an hour

mav_9me · Mar 30, 2024

Terrible performances like this can happen anytime for anyone but to pull this out right after the Liverpool win confirms the defining feature of a mid table side. Game raising.

Leftback99 · Mar 30, 2024

Bobski said:
Utd are hilariously flattered by the league position, we have been no better than Chelsea on performances. Take away hoofing it behind against high lines and there is nothing.

Completely agree. Hence Chelsea are clear favourites on Thursday.

#07 · Mar 30, 2024

This has been a hard watch.

Bastian · Mar 30, 2024

cj_sparky said:
Watching this shite and hearing Waisty McWaistcoat is on a managerial shortlist is pure hell.

Haha. It is.

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