[Ish]

Where’s that second yellow for dissent

 

[Toblerone92]

We’re playing like a League One team. Pathetic stuff.

 

[Counterfactual]

Zombie football again

Send in Rick Grimes!

 

[kouroux]

Been watching Rashford closely. The guy is unreal, pointless jogging in the middle of the park

 

[Zlatan 7]

Rashford.....just get him off. The other 10 players should have balls and tell him to effing challenge.

Never mind that rashford is playing left wing and runs back to right back to cover. No, just have a go at him anyway

 

[jesperjaap]

Who to play instead?
Plus, he is Manc born and bred, academy player, very marketable, Mr Man United.

He has been so bad again this season, I would genuinely start ANtony over him

 

[Member 58925]

Why won’t our players run?

 

[Who's Kissing Cameras?]

Absolutely cluelessly coached team

Fixed it for you!

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

He's straying over to the left far too often, especially as Rashford isn't switching with him so it just leaves the right side completely vacant, yet more positional problems for this team.

Previously, he has kept the width really well, and I feel his lack of discipline, from a positional sense, is killing us.

 

[lonelyred]

Clearly a hang over after Liverpool. It’s been only two weeks

 

[Ish]

The state of us jogging up the pitch on the counter. It’s a joke

Yep I’ve lost count how many times AWB has been exposed

 

[Dominos]

No shots on target, 0-0 is the correct scoreline

Very odd view of football.

They had 1v1 with the keeper which hit the inside of the post.

That's worth far more than a 30 yard pot shot that goes "on target".

 

[Jev]

How have we been? Not watching the game

One of our worst halfs of the season. We should be 3-0 down, can’t string three passes together and we’re givent away chances for fun.

 

[FireballXL5]

Dominated by Brentford. Happy days.

 

[Godfather]

The way we casually stroll up and down the pitch quite cocky considering we are fecking shit at football too

 

[Fortitude]

We survived. Reset for second half.

 

[Red00012]

Is McTominay playing ??

 

[Escobar]

Mainoo alone, McT positioning piss poor. Zero control. We need changes already

 

[Eplel]

Our players can't be bothered to attack or run with the ball.

 

[Hester_manc]

What are our tactics today? I can not see any plan at all. Nothing.

 

[kouroux]

First half so shit that they give 1 min added time

 

[Ollie Derbyshire]

It’s like we think we play in one of those over 50’s walking leagues. Everyone just gets the ball and slows it right down, lets the opposition get back and in position and then we slowly pass it around a bit.

 

[48 hours]

Send in Rick Grimes!

We perform like Rick when he first meets Negan

 

[thisisnottaken1]

If Liverpool get Amorim and we stick with EtH, or even worse get Southgate or Potter, I will be angry.

 

[Jazz]

Half time finally

 

[King Eric 7]

I keep thinking this is the worst half of football I've seen us play this season, forgetting about the other 20 odd games where we've been just as bad

 

[CasaStreets]

Really wouldn’t mind Mount or Eriksen at half time - anyone who can inject a little more pace into our passing tempo

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Garbage half.

 

[cj_sparky]

When we do gain possession of the ball, we hold onto it too long, move it too slowly, with a lack of movement off the ball and Brentford get set in the defensive shape. Rinse and repeat.

 

[mav_9me]

These are the performances that make it difficult to support ETH. Nothing football

 

[bosnian_red]

Atrocious half. Why should we expect almost our full strength side to play well against a relegation candidate though?

 

[manichester]

Walking boring pathetic football.

 

[lysglimt]

Worst garbage I have ever seen from United under ETH - we are lucky not to be 4-5 goals behind. It's matches like this that makes it impossible to believe he is the right man forward. We play slow lethargic football in the buildup against a team that is one of the best at counter-attacking.

 

[Nicolarra90]

Bruno walking like we are winning 5-0

 

[thisisnottaken1]

It’s like we think we play in one of those over 50’s walking leagues. Everyone just gets the ball and slows it right down, lets the opposition get back in and position and then we slowly pass it around a bit.

My dad’s going to be 58 next month and I genuinely believe he could play better than our lot.

 

[Rozay]

Incredibly slow tempo. Don’t think any player has received the ball on the run, and it’s been all three touch passing to standing targets.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

So many players need selling. Where to start?

Fixed

 

[evil_geko]

Reckon they should be 5-0 up at this stage

With what shots on target?

0:0 is a fair score so far.

 

[#07]

The lack of ambition to score in this United team is horrific. All the go for it spirit we saw in the Liverpool game has been tucked away in the drawer. We are back to pass, pass, pass, do nothing, turnover, panic.

 

[United Hobbit]

Absolute shite

It's such a familiar pattern, manager should be sacked, gets a couple of paper over the cracks wins, rinse and repeat