Brentford 1:1 Manchester United

simonhch · Mar 30, 2024

We genuinely look like a team that has nothing to play for, their season over, manager has been fired, youth coach is interim, half the squad are leaving due to expiring contracts, and the few who are staying are trying to avoid injury in a World Cup year.

That’s the level of intensity, desire, drive, cohesion, and intent I am seeing on the pitch. Ten Hag is a goner in the summer. There’s no other way.

Bondi77 · Mar 30, 2024

I have never seen a Manchester United side get outplayed so regularly as this one and we have one of the highest wage bills in world football.
It is outrageous!

United Hobbit · Mar 30, 2024

Still we show no urgency

Escobar · Mar 30, 2024

bdspeedy said:
Rashford's been more shit than Garnacho but won't get subbed. Owners pets are going to be responsible for us ending up in 8th

Garnacho jet legged never made sense to start him

FireballXL5 · Mar 30, 2024

Seems like Brentford are having an attempt every 2 minutes. We're all over the place.

Hester_manc · Mar 30, 2024

We have to stop Mathias Jensen. He creates one chance after an other for them

Chairman Steve · Mar 30, 2024

Verminator said:
Anyone else keep getting "You've won air pods" popup?

No need to show off

Jazz · Mar 30, 2024

T_Model101 said:
This is going to be one of those games where we are battered all game and Casemiro will score a 93rd min winner isn't it?

That would be nice!

klayton88 · Mar 30, 2024

United Hobbit said:
Where is MC T?? Is he on the pitch??

He'll be about 15 yards from where you'd expect him to be, half jogging. I'll give anybody an Easter egg if they can find me a clip of Mctomminay at full sprint.

Ayoba · Mar 30, 2024

I don't think we've kept possession for more than 10 seconds this half. Shockingly bad

Bastian · Mar 30, 2024

mav_9me said:
We don't win this, we are done in the top 5 race

Yes.

Escobar · Mar 30, 2024

Hoof United

Redfrog · Mar 30, 2024

Appart from the game against Pool, I can’t remember last time I was entertained by this team.
ETH has to go. We are horrible. There is no excuse being this bad this often.

2 man midfield · Mar 30, 2024

Lindelof has done well tonight

Who's Kissing Cameras? · Mar 30, 2024

I’m tired of getting dominated in every game. Watch Coventry create against us at all at Wembley.

DJ_21 · Mar 30, 2024

DWelbz19 said:
Because Onana is a very good goalkeeper. Pretty sure he is outperforming his expected saves or whatever the stat is.

Ye he’s been solid since his rocky start at the beginning

E-mal · Mar 30, 2024

Hojlund has been shamelessly badddd!!!! God guy is just running and losing the ball

CasaStreets · Mar 30, 2024

You think the boys are aware this is a must-win game?

cj_sparky · Mar 30, 2024

United Hobbit said:
Still we show no urgency

Saving ourselves for Coventry.

hobbers · Mar 30, 2024

Hester_manc said:
We have to stop Mathias Jensen. He creates one chance after an other for them

That should be easy. All we have to do is sign him and he'll be ruined within a few months.

kaku06 · Mar 30, 2024

We are game raising cnuts and when we win against a big side we fall back as if we have achieved something. Our mediocrity is complete.

Nicolarra90 · Mar 30, 2024

Bruno

Superunknown · Mar 30, 2024

We get dominated so much we probably have our own category on P0rnhub.

Pickle85 · Mar 30, 2024

Why is every game we play so frantic? We never seem to have any kind of control.

Stookie · Mar 30, 2024

United gonna pinch this. Hit and run.

Ish · Mar 30, 2024

Bruno’s gone from one of my favorite players to one of my least liked players in the last 12 months or so.

thisisnottaken1 · Mar 30, 2024

CasaStreets said:
You think the boys are aware this is a must-win game?

Yes and no. They probably are, but can’t be arsed.

Escobar · Mar 30, 2024

ETH changes things but not midfield. He will get the sack at the end of the season for these kind of blindness

Rightnr · Mar 30, 2024

Mbeumo coming on to seal the deal

GledTheRed · Mar 30, 2024

20 odd shots conceded once again to dross, utterly embarrassing.

MDFC Manager · Mar 30, 2024

This is fecking shite

ha_rooney · Mar 30, 2024

Rashy & Bruno are useless.

Mike Smalling · Mar 30, 2024

Lindelof just pulled a hammy. When it rains, it pours.

Wheato · Mar 30, 2024

Literally cannot string two passes together. We can't keep the ball for 5 seconds. This is the worst I've seen. We are getting schooled by Brentford. They are just knocking it around like we are children playing adults.

ManRed · Mar 30, 2024

mav_9me said:
We don't win this, we are done in the top 5 race

On the plus side Erik gets the sack tonight

DomesticTadpole · Mar 30, 2024

kaku06 said:
We are game raising cnuts and when we win against a big side we fall back as if we have achieved something. Our mediocrity is complete.

So next weekend we will stall Liverpool's title challenge.

Walters_19_MuFc · Mar 30, 2024

Our defenders getting run ragged

ken11 · Mar 30, 2024

And Lindelof's done.

DJ_21 · Mar 30, 2024

This as got a 1-0 written all over it. They look most likely but we could just aswell nick it

Lu Tze · Mar 30, 2024

Has any united player had a good game? Perhaps Onana.

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