Bournemouth 2:2 Manchester United

lysglimt · Apr 13, 2024

Well at least Bournemouth havent had a shot in 2-3 minutes now - maybe the solution is to stop play as much as possible ?

Gabriel Djemba-Bebe · Apr 13, 2024

JustCoco said:
You guy's are really pathetic, you know that?

I see sarcasm isn't your strong point.

klayton88 · Apr 13, 2024

Reditus said:
feck off

He's not wrong though. Is that what it is going to take to end this shit show before the seasons ended? Give a new manager the pre season and a transfer window.

2 man midfield · Apr 13, 2024

DJ_21 said:
Maguire should have ran to him for that aswell. All that space

Should’ve closed him down. He was blocking the keepers left side of the goal, almost daring him to shoot.

peridigm · Apr 13, 2024

Ayoba said:
It's ok once Martinez is back we'll be fine

Horseshit.

Rightnr · Apr 13, 2024

I had argument with some clown before the season started about not finishing top 6 and him offering a bet on it. Shame I cannot find the post because we might not be top 10 by the end of this disaster season.

r0663664 · Apr 13, 2024

fecking game halted because of mic. Modern football is the best.

ForeverRed1 · Apr 13, 2024

Cassidy said:
And pick who?

Why not try Mason Mount on the left ? He’s pretty decent there. We have 0 threat at the moment.

Wing Attack Plan R · Apr 13, 2024

Alvaro Maestre said:
Casemiro and Mainoo next to each other, no wonder we get bypass so easily.

Is Casemiro playing? Thought we had a man sent off.

lex talionis · Apr 13, 2024

always_hoping said:
Stream I'm watching said the Bournemouth ground staff watered the United end extra 30 minutes before kick off did it play it's part in that slip?

Possibly. The pitch today is a fukking bog.

NewGlory · Apr 13, 2024

NOBODY rushed to help Kambwala out against Solanke. We have senior footballers who just stood there watching a kid going toe-to-toe with a monster of an attacker. This is NOT how you protect the youth coming through. Shame on Maguire and Dalot or whoever could have rushed in assist

Doracle · Apr 13, 2024

Garnacho is having a shocker so far.

Ahmer Baig · Apr 13, 2024

Onana should be saving that.

CloneMC16 · Apr 13, 2024

We're getting so cooked down the right. Dalot and Garnacho are doing a bad job.

DomesticTadpole · Apr 13, 2024

peridigm said:
Horseshit.

Think he is being sarcastic.

FerociousCorgis · Apr 13, 2024

Shit I think Maguire been our best defender today so far

sepulturite · Apr 13, 2024

JustCoco said:
You guy's are really pathetic, you know that?

I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic, making fun of that other poster and their ridiculous take

DJ_21 · Apr 13, 2024

Ayoba said:
It's ok once Martinez is back we'll be fine

And martial.

Oldyella · Apr 13, 2024

DJ_21 said:
Time to face shot after shot now! Same story every single week!! Can we please get someone that can organise a team?!

Dont forget, its fine to face 20 or 30 shots a game apparently as they come from a long way out..

2 man midfield · Apr 13, 2024

There’s so much time and space. Bournemouth playing little chips in our box that are allowed to bounce…

how often do you see city and Liverpool allowing that?

lex talionis · Apr 13, 2024

yamo123x said:
Dominated by every single team we play

Every opponent licks their lips when they see United next up on the fixture list.

klayton88 · Apr 13, 2024

PoTMS said:
It makes you think.

Didn't see this stuff happen before the vaccine/5G.

Ten Hag had hair before 5G

Sylar · Apr 13, 2024

Wing Attack Plan R said:
Is Casemiro playing? Thought we had a man sent off.

Forgot he started or was playing

BuzzKillington · Apr 13, 2024

peridigm said:
Would it not affect both teams? Or are Bournemout wearing their flippers?

They’ve only flooded the end we’re attacking so it holds the ball up. Will be interesting to see if they do the same to the other half at half time. At the very least I’d expect they’ll come out and get the pitchforks in the flooded end so it plays quicker for them. Gamesmanship or cheating, you decide.

manichester · Apr 13, 2024

4-1-5 formation never going to work

DomesticTadpole · Apr 13, 2024

Oldyella said:
Dont forget, its fine to face 20 or 30 shots a game apparently as they come from a long way out..

Be nice if the opposition faced 20 or 30 shots for a change.

jamesjimmybyrondean · Apr 13, 2024

It feels like teams enjoy themselves when they play us because of how easy we are to play through. Our set up should make for a fun game for a footballer

GledTheRed · Apr 13, 2024

I've seen better things curl out of the back of a dog.

Gabriel Djemba-Bebe · Apr 13, 2024

sepulturite said:
I'm pretty he's being sarcastic, making fun of that other poster and their ridiculous take

Glad to see someone clocked on.

JPRouve · Apr 13, 2024

Wing Attack Plan R said:
Are those new street names for bath salts?

Put some music on and dance, you junkie!

sepulturite · Apr 13, 2024

klayton88 said:
He's not wrong though. Is that what it is going to take to end this shit show before the seasons ended? Give a new manager the pre season and a transfer window.

He is wrong if he's wishing us to lose and be thrashed, that's absolutely pathetic

PoTMS · Apr 13, 2024

I'd fancy my chances against a Ten Hag set up United defence/midfield.

Roboc7 · Apr 13, 2024

Going exactly as you would expect it to.

the_cliff · Apr 13, 2024

Banana Republic said:
Easy peasy.
Bypass the non-existent Utd midfield at pace and stretch the Utd back 4.
The gaps are then wide open.

No need to bypass mate, we lose it in the middle of the park anyway and Bruno is practically a cf...

Wing Attack Plan R · Apr 13, 2024

lex talionis said:
It's painful to watch that goal. That's a save every other keeper in the prem makes.

Any shot touching the grass goes in. Onana dives weirdly.

git_united · Apr 13, 2024

klayton88 said:
He's not wrong though. Is that what it is going to take to end this shit show before the seasons ended? Give a new manager the pre season and a transfer window.

Embarassing.

RedDevilCanuck · Apr 13, 2024

The average Mount of Chelsea and England is better than Bruno.

FootballAI · Apr 13, 2024

Another Ten Hag type of match.

2 man midfield · Apr 13, 2024

If you’re conceding 25 shots a game, and only getting off a handful yourself, your 4-0-6 formation gamble isn’t working

thisisnottaken1 · Apr 13, 2024

sepulturite said:
He is wrong if he's wishing us to lose and be thrashed, that's absolutely pathetic

And I can’t see him being sacked until the end of the season. There’s nobody good enough available right now.

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