Atletico Madrid 1:1 Manchester United

mu4c_20le · Feb 23, 2022

Greez man!

Green_Red · Feb 23, 2022

What are the fans singing? Is it "whoa it's Elanga"?

Random Task · Feb 23, 2022

Off the bar.

Shat myself.

criticalanalysis · Feb 23, 2022

kouroux said:
Feels like a decade ago

Rashford's form is genuinely saddening

Erics_Collar · Feb 23, 2022

Probably would have been off anyway.

EtH · Feb 23, 2022

Turnip said:
People here would be so pissed if he scored an important goal like that.

It wouldn’t have been a goal.

Dan_F · Feb 23, 2022

We’re so naive. All the damn time.

Cloud7 · Feb 23, 2022

Turnip said:
People here would be so pissed if he scored an important goal like that.

There's no way he would have scored that. He would have miscontrolled it or passed it to Oblak

Houdini · Feb 23, 2022

Just park the fecking bus for the next 100mins.

TsuWave · Feb 23, 2022

Missmann hit the bar

Ranchero · Feb 23, 2022

Superunknown said:

Love Mitchell and Webb

United Hobbit · Feb 23, 2022

sunama said:
If it goes to penalties at OT, we'll lose.
Ole and RR both thought we stood a chance at penalties and we lost both shoot-outs.
If RR is smart, he won't even entertain the idea of going to penalties.

If it's penalties we lose. We need to win it in the 90 minutes, don't really want extra time either

PoTMS · Feb 23, 2022

Why do these lot try to be so cute? Just play it simple, you dicks.

MiracleInMadrid · Feb 23, 2022

Another sloppy defensive line close to costing us again

calodo2003 · Feb 23, 2022

King Eric 7 said:
Bar saves us, again.

Doesn't really

Offside · Feb 23, 2022

They’re going to get a late winner

hellhunter · Feb 23, 2022

Houdini said:
Just park the fecking bus for the next 100mins.

We're shit at shootouts

Ali Dia · Feb 23, 2022

They don’t look as good without Felix. We look better without Rashford.

Pintu · Feb 23, 2022

Houdini said:
Just park the fecking bus for the next 100mins.

there is no away goal advantage anymore.

NewYorkRed · Feb 23, 2022

What was the set piece coach’s interview like at Utd? “So are you a good coach?” “My grandma says i’m the best ever” “you’re hired” like seriously how are we so shit off them

L1nk · Feb 23, 2022

Griezmann looked a touch offside with his chance there

Kaos · Feb 23, 2022

Houdini said:
Just park the fecking bus for the next 100mins.

Then it goes to extra time. No more away goals rule.

Canagel · Feb 23, 2022

Gandalf said:
That is par for the course when he has a bad game and why you really can't take him off. He has had plenty of stinkers and still somehow at the end of the game winds up with a goal an assist or both and you wonder how on earth it happened.

His "assist" by virtue of being on the pitch as the 10. It doesn't actually mean anything. You would expect Lingard, Mata or any half decent player to pass successfully at least once in 90 minutes. It doesn't cover his actual stinker

cj_sparky · Feb 23, 2022

Houdini said:
Just park the fecking bus for the next 100mins.

For extra time and penalties

RedDevilRoshi · Feb 23, 2022

Lecland07 said:
Atletico also scored from their only shot on target. They haven't actually been all that good.

Offensively they’ve been poor but we’ve been awful all over the park tonight.

Anyways, I said before kick off that I’d take a draw and let’s focus now in these closing stages

Ranchero · Feb 23, 2022

TsuWave said:
Missmann hit the bar

I cant watch. We have been shockingly bad and might get away with it

Vidyoyo · Feb 23, 2022

Why are they all wearing masks? Didn't they see BoJo's announcement

VivaRonaldo85 · Feb 23, 2022

This rendition of Antony Elanga by the United fans is magnificent

Samid · Feb 23, 2022

Wasn't that a back pass to DDG?

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Feb 23, 2022

GDaly95 said:
Really not in the humour to see Griezmann show us his favourite Fortnite dance tonight

Blackface?

edgecutter · Feb 23, 2022

NewYorkRed said:
What was the set piece coach’s interview like at Utd? “So are you a good coach?” “My grandma says i’m the best ever” “you’re hired” like seriously how are we so shit off them

More like "I'm mckennas mate"

jeff_goldblum · Feb 23, 2022

The one consolation of this game, however it ends, is that it must be awful being an Athletic fan - watching your team play like a bunch of cnuts, get the rub of the green with the refereeing and still struggle to beat this United team at home

Adam-Utd · Feb 23, 2022

WOAHHHHHH ITS ELANGA

arnie_ni · Feb 23, 2022

Every loose ball falls to them

DavidDeSchmikes · Feb 23, 2022

Not as much rolling around and shithousery from Atletico now is there

Random Task · Feb 23, 2022

Matic has done well since he came on.

Jazz · Feb 23, 2022

They need to stay concentrated

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Feb 23, 2022

Matic should play every European game.

lex talionis · Feb 23, 2022

We can nick one more off these fukks.

Champ · Feb 23, 2022

Tarrou said:
no it doesn't at all

Yeah it does. The stat is designed to be used over the course of a season, not on a single game, or in this case one fecking half.
What's the score? Does that reflect the stat?

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