Now I'd see that movie.
The Human Centipede | Sequel banned by BBFC
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...Exactly. Damn, I could've used far less sentences to make that point.
I just read the synopsis and the BBFC statement....the director is taking the piss! What a wum.
Sheen-Gibson-Gazza Dream Team.
He's definitely joining the list. The question is though, is did Charlie Sheen honestly think that he was the first person to view that film, and if not, then all these other people saw it, and kept their mouths shut about a Japanese snuff film, encase the murderers came over and killed them?
This is true. I just see it all as a bit of a slippery slope.
But that's probably just me getting more reactionary and right-wing the older I get.
I'll be blaming hip hop music and low-slung trousers by this time next year.
The question is though, is did Charlie Sheen honestly think that he was the first person to view that film, and if not, then all these other people saw it, and kept their mouths shut about a Japanese snuff film, encase the murderers came over and killed them?
In fairness that's pretty much Charlie Sheen all over, he's a law unto himself and he probably think unless he's done something or seen something it doesn't exist or happen. Didn't he recently say something like 'it's about time people started treating me as the rockstar I am.' as if that explains and excuses all his actions.
Oh Charlie
He will have been out of his tiny mind on meth, getting sucked off by a porn star at the time, so chances are he didn't really think it through.
To be fair Charlie Sheen is a legend, in an interview this week he said he's given up drugs because he got bored of them. Is that even possible?
Absolutely. Happens to most normal people a good decade or two younger than it (allegedly) happened to Charlie Sheen.
And did these people take us much drugs as mr Sheen? Charlie Sheen is the type of man who makes Pete Doherty jealous..
Keith Richards apparently said he stopped taking drugs because he literally could not get high anymore, he had done so much that he just became immune.
Saw this on Syfy last night, really fecking strange film, the ending was a bit crap though, I mean
Why did the Japanese guy kill himself when he was just about to go one on one with the scientist bloke? It was even more stupider then when he just left the scalpel in the dudes leg and decided to bite him...I mean really, come on!
Or when the chick tried escaping, instead of running to get help she decides to go back on her own for her friend when she clearly didn't have the strength or energy to do so...stupid bitch.
Or when the chick tried escaping, instead of running to get help she decides to go back on her own for her friend when she clearly didn't have the strength or energy to do so...stupid bitch.
I spent most of last night trying to get people to read the synopsis for A Serbian Film. Loads of people are pissed at me now
Apparantly he thought he deserved his fate because of how he had treated his family before he came over here. He saw it as his fate and accepted it etc.
I spent most of last night trying to get people to read the synopsis for A Serbian Film. Loads of people are pissed at me now
I've done the same.
Yeah, but it didn't match with what had been going on prior to that, one second the mentality is lets bite the guys neck, lets break this window open, hey look the mentalist is back lets kill him with this shard of glass and then it's just oh wait, I deserve this, i'm going kill myself because you are a god.
It just felt really stupid and unnecessary
It just felt really stupid and unnecessary
That's fair enough, I've never seen it so don't know, just going from the Wiki page.The Human Centipede sequel just too horrible to show, says BBFC | Film | guardian.co.uk
Sequel has been banned by the BBFC, and no amount of cuts wil suffice to grant it an 18 certificate.
Sequel has been banned by the BBFC, and no amount of cuts wil suffice to grant it an 18 certificate.
Well if it needed promotion they have just done it for them
so where can I download it from?
Why would you want to watch it? Why would anyone want to watch it?
I haven't got a clue and I'm genuinely astonished that a market exists for this sort of thing. As per my posts further up in this thread.
as bad as the first one was I still want to see this one. Just like that megashark thing, the sequel makes me want to watch that
I'm watching this now. I Loved the first one, thought it was really good.
Wow, no wonder they fecking banned it!
Wow, no wonder they fecking banned it!
I think they're disgusting. Horror movies in general are shit. Most awful acting and no plot. Pretty much all the same to be honest. Some are awful which others like this are just disgusting.
I found the first one to be a tough wank but I persevered and got there in the end.
Wait until you see this one! It's an incredible film, weird as hell. Definitely not one for the feint hearted, much more so than the first. Those saps from the Rape thread claiming to have been traumatised long-term from the odd violent assault on TV need steer well clear.
I actually enjoyed The HC I, but The HC II was terrible. It was strange, you knew what was going to happen and it was digusting. Wrrrrrrrr.
The first one was really good. This one's just beyond.
That was mental.
It makes Human Centipede 1 look like a Disney movie.
This from the director Tom Six's Wiki page:
The guy's tapped.
It makes Human Centipede 1 look like a Disney movie.
This from the director Tom Six's Wiki page:
The guy's tapped.Judging by Relevated's posts, this guy must be his dad.
How bad is HC 2 then? I've seen a fair share of thee types of films through curiosity and haven't really been effected. Had the odd "da fuq" moment though. Is it bad all the way through or fairly bad with massive bad bits?
How bad is HC 2 then? I've seen a fair share of thee types of films through curiosity and haven't really been effected. Had the odd "da fuq" moment though. Is it bad all the way through or fairly bad with massive bad bits?
I plan to watch these at some point along with A Serbian film, should be a cracking film night.
It's boring, you know what is going to happen, because you have probably already watched HC I. It's in black&white and, in my opinion, it makes the film more disgusting. And I mean disgusting, not 'an interesting horror'.
Just watch the last 15 minutes or so.
The comments from Rotten Tomatoes:
It's bad. It's by far the worst.
I didn't find it boring, more so fascinatingly insane. The black&white really suits it and the baddy is on par with, if not better than, the bloke from HC1 (and he himself was awesome). The whole thing's just amazingly mental.
The action is boring. The black&white suits it, but I'm not a fan of such mental films (but I really liked HC I).
Can someone explain the point of these types of films? I just don't get the fascination with and popularity of gore porn. It doesn't offer anything artistically or story. Just people being tortured or mutilated. I'm not saying it should be banned, but why does it exist?
Said that myself. Standard horror films are just always the same, while ones that are different are generally disgusting and horrible. Anyone who genuinely enjoys a film such as this has to be checked in the head.
Watch Shatner in "The Horror at 37,000 Feet" on Youtube. It's amazing!
They're the natural progression from the now dated concept of the slasher movie. People got bored with the old Chase/Kill formula of the Halloween or Scream style movies when movies such as Saw and Hostel showed audiences more personal and psychological violence in the form of protracted torture and mutilation; it was no longer just Chase/Kill, now it would be Chase/Torture/Kill. The entertainment aspect comes in seeing all the original, graphic and gruesome forms of torture that each subsequent movie depicts, each trying to outdo the last just like the slashers did time and time again - and then thinking to yourself, "feck, now that'd fecking hurt!"
The filmmakers are kind of goading you into watching the latest instalment. "I liked Saw, some of the torture scenes were really sick!" - "You fecking baby, you think that was sick?! You don't know what sick is... watch THIS if you want sick!" It's not that the people enjoying these films are all perspective serial killers either, rather, the audience is invited to put themselves in place of the victim; we want to know our pain threshold, we want to know how we'd react to such an extreme and violent situation as being relentlessly tortured, and through such films one can almost imagine oneself in such a traumatic situation.
Movie audiences love extremes of emotion, and how much more extreme can you get than having your body mutilated by some cnut whilst you hang helpless from a meat-hook stabbed unceremoniously into the skin of your back? Again, just like the slasher movies, these films have a kind of audience participation aspect to them, in that, the viewer is constantly asking themselves, "Hmm what would I do?" - "I'd grab that wrench and try and hit him with it... yeah but my arm's broke innit... I know, I'd go in that door and hide in a cupboard..." that kind of shit that just keeps the viewer involved. There're are always fit birds with their tits out knocking about too, which is never a bad thing.
Couldn't agree more. Scream a load, look horrified, job done. Saw V was probably the worst film I've seen in my life. Laughable plot.
Christ, if that's what I'm thinking of (baby rape?) that should just never have been made.
I don't quite get THC series. Let's stitch people up and have them eat each other's shit, then vomit it back into their arsehole? Just typing that sentence out felt wrong, at what point does someone concoct such an idea, and make it into a film? If a film could go viral, that's almost the perfect example of it.
By the way Cider, can we have some more reviews please? Don't think I've got a good enough gauge on the film.