[r0663664]

Every game is almost the same, there is zero improvement. Hoijund is a non impact player, it is playing with a man down (he thinks he is Messi today so many back flick with no one to receive). Zirkzee is way off pace, he looks like a luxury player. Eriksen, nobody expects Eriksen to contribute anything meaning. Nothing from Dalot or Mazrouai as wing back. I am beginning to feel Amorim will be sack next season.

 

[gaffs]

If you were a PL defender, would you be worried about Hojlund or Zirkzee ?

They pair of them couldn't score in a Thai brothel with a million Baht in their pockets.

Make a change Amorim.

 

[JakeC]

Why VAR didn't check for the corner?

Wasn't var gonna be available from round 5?

Can't check for anything other than red cards or goals

 

[BuzzKillington]

I've missed the last two matches due to life for the first time since 2008 as I didn't even feel bothered to watch a replay.

I can watch this one and I don't even want to, am I just getting old? I feel like football in general is really just not interesting anymore.

Watching us for the last couple of years has totally crushed the enjoyment of football out of me.

 

[90 + 5min]

Football isn't rocket science. The way to score goals hasn't changed in 100 years. Fecking sort it out.

I said this some years ago when people talked about tactic and innovation. Football is easy. Pass and move. Show some passion, determination and be wise.

 

[PoTMS]

Fulham allowing Dalot to have the ball knowing he will do absolutely nothing.

 

[thisisnottaken1]

Bayern fans actually warned us this is what he'd be like, 2 good games then 6/7 average to poor

He was actually really good for the first four months though. Then the usual happened and he caught the virus.

 

[Crimson King]

There's absolutely nothing in attack. Horrible to watch, especially at home

 

[Withnail]

I'm not saying I'm happy with him but the fact that people are seriously trying to pin THAT goal on Onana tells me that people will blame any goal we concede on him.

Yeah I mean criticism is fine where it's deserved, but that was on the defence.

It's becoming a bit of a habit that they never seem to be alive to a runner on the second ball after a set piece.

 

[MAC T.R.A]

Really inept performances apart from Yoro just before half time, there wasn’t much going forward with determination. No use in playing defenders and expecting them to play in advanced wing positions, when they can’t, or won’t beat a man.

The play all coming backwards.
Stupid decision making too.

 

[jamesjimmybyrondean]

We were never this toothless in attack under Ten Hag. Awful system. Too many defensive players and nobody seems to know their role positionally. What we're seeing is slow, disjointed football due to a defensive minded manager.

We were

 

[Handsome Devil]

I'm now convinced the players have all been severed. Whatever the outies have been doing on the training pitch, the innies out there have no recollection.

 

[NewGlory]

We don't defend back post during corners and concede stupid amount of corners. This is so simple and so dumb. Why do we have set piece coaches who can't fix something so simple

 

[Insanity]

Expecting our attack to score is like expecting to get pregnant with a zero sperm count.

Zirkzee & Holjund are beyond useless. I watched Zirkzee closely & he hasn't done anything besides run like an oaf the entire half.

The game needs Garnacho, his speed and tenacity. Fulham are there for the taking but we haven't been able to land a single punch. We are VG's United on steroids, playing with zero pace in attack.

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

Its not the manager.

Our two strikers have no business being on the pitch at this level and between them, couldn;t hit a barn door with a banjo.

IF the manager can't change that stat (scoring twice in the first half of the last 18 matches) then the manager/coach is the problem. It's kinda why you have one in the first place.

Our strikers are woeful, no question. So it's up to the head coach to come up with some kind of fecking plan that uses whatever tools he has at his disposal to win the match.

 

[Ollie Derbyshire]

Zirkzee and Eriksen are both not good enough in general, they simply don’t create enough.

Dalot has had lots of the ball in plenty of space but he does nothing with it as always.

Maguire looks like he has a mistake in him and he’s so slow when he’s building up from the back.

 

[Wrecking ralf]

No reason to not just bring Obi and Garnacho on at half time

 

[Drainy]

Nothing happened first half. Captain kicking off about a decision that led to a goal. No comment either way or replay

 

[Thom Merrilin]

I thought we started well to be fair. Hojlund just offers nothing right now and Zirkzee isn't much better.

 

[gaffs]

Of course he is, but in this gang of donkeys he looks pretty good.

This is the thing. Our fans see some normal / half decent football from a player and we think we are seeing world class.

 

[Godfather]

Fulham allowing Dalot to have the ball knowing he will do absolutely nothing.

Letting him go outside on his left where he can do zero yes. This Dalot experiment needs to stop. He does nothing

 

[Superden]

Pretty much the same 45 mins we've been putting out for months at home, in terms of lack of attacking intent and cohesiveness.
With pretty much the same players. Rinse and repeat.

 

[Nogbadthebad]

Its not just that our fowards can't score.

Because they can't score, and everyone knows we can;t score, very team we play pushes forwards against us and plays on the front foot. There is minimum risk to do it.

That is why, whoever we play, we look ournumbered everywhere on the pitch.

 

[Catt]

Can we take Ronaldo back? At 50 that guy would still be better than Zirkzee and Hojlund combined

Why Ron? Almost any team in the league has better strikers

 

[jamesjimmybyrondean]

bring on Chido and Garnacho for Hojlund and Zirkzee

 

[joedirt87]

Put Garnacho and Obi on at half time. Get the two giant turds off.

Feck the result, Amorim needs to send a clear message to the board and everyone else that these 2 are dead weights.

Is he gonna include himself in the dead weight category?

 

[ShinjiNinja26]

Same old shite being served up every game, don’t know why I expect something different each time. We’re genuinely the worst team in the league to watch, absolutely horrendous football team right now.

 

[Pscholes18]

If you were a PL defender, would you be worried about Hojlund or Zirkzee ?

They pair of them couldn't score in a Thai brothel with a million Baht in their pockets.

Make a change Amorim.

 

[gaffs]

Can we take Ronaldo back? At 50 that guy would still be better than Zirkzee and Hojlund combined

Apologies need to be made to Ronaldo.

Because, he was the problem, you know?

 

[renatosanches85]

It was a corner or not? It seems Bruno didn't touch it last.

Do you understand VAR?

 

[Stig]

What watch is Micha Richards wearing today ?

 

[Wing Attack Plan R]

We might as well give Højlund and Zirkzee away

Raffle them off to the match going fans, raise money to repair Old Trafford! It's a win-win.

 

[mitchmouse]

Amorim needs to change the bloody one-off tactic... it doesn't work. Period

 

[gerdm07]

Why not bring in Obi and Garnacho, can't be any worse

 

[stu_1992]

Same old story as recently. Very frustrating watch.

 

[Lentwood]

I'm not convinced Leeds or Burnley would take our attack.

Zirzkee has some qualities but seems better suited to a slower pace. Hojlund...not entirely sure what he's suited too...WWE? Golf? Burger King? Bruno and Eriksen have qualities but are frighteningly slow. Dalot...wow...appalling at full back, even worse as a wing back. Mazraoui, has qualities never a wing back.

 

[Gabriel Djemba-Bebe]

We were

I can't be bothered checking the stats but I can guarantee our goals per game stats under Ten Hag were higher than they are under Amorim.

 

[Hughie77]

Nothing off the bench nothing on the pitch . Maguire, Dilgt ,Yoro and Ugarte been great the rest are just normal again.
Amad out pace needed Garnacho needs to come on.
Rashford spat his dummy out, Sancho lazy fecker, Antony deemed not good enough ..
And we got a bench like that. Fulham are pants .

 

[Bertie Wooster]

Same old shit on repeat.

We have injury issues and the squad looks weak and depleted. We can't score in the first half at Old Trafford. We concede with the oppositions first shot on target and, once again, it's from a set piece.

Honestly, our games are like United Bingo. You're just waiting for the full set and we managed to get them all in.

 

[CM]

Fulham were somehow worse than us in that first half and we've still conspired to go in behind. We're such a tough watch