The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
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Premier League ain’t ready for bald Martial
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) talk about the proposed new stadium, season ticket prices, Sir Jim Ratcliffe and all things INEOS after the first year of their co-ownership.
They also discuss back-to-back victories vs. Real Sociedad and Leicester City - was this the best week for Amorim so far?
The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Oh my Jesus...
Our Theirry Henry
Bald Martial is the first thing i saw upon waking up.
The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Keane went bald, went up a level.
Becks went bald, went up a level.
Rio went bald, went up a level.
Rooney Went bald, went up a level.
Luke went bald, went up level.
Let the season commence.
Didn’t do Bobby Charlton any harm either.
The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Exceedingly high work rate and always playing with a smile on his dial
Is getting your hair bald, a sign of optimal determination?
You getting me excited for new season!
The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
Sell him now
Don't take my opinion on follicle matters seriously, due to personal circumstances my thoughts could be construed as bias. On the other hand, bald Martial does look like he gives a shit.
Let's go!
and Ashley Young grew hair when he moved to a lesser league..
It adds up.
Tony baldtial, he came from France.
English press said he had no chance, all the million hair down the drain,
Tony baldtial scores again
English press said he had no chance, all the million hair down the drain,
Tony baldtial scores again
He's gonna kill it with that bal' ead.
He looks like a nutter. Hopefully Sancho can help bring the best out of him.
The 2nd coming of bald Rooney.
In seriousness, he is back in training.
What is your expectation for Martial this season?
The baldy one says 20 goals this season.
Yeah mate, this ain’t it
Ole to Martial, during training:
I hope you two had a good snuggle
Today, no way Rooney escapes a red for those challenges.
Waiting for Lindelof to do the same
He clearly means business now. I'm even more convinced he will have a good season.
Think of the scene in Walking Dead when Shane shaved his head. He went crazy after that. In a good way.
Think of the scene in Walking Dead when Shane shaved his head. He went crazy after that. In a good way.
He grew his hair after Joining us. So the theory checks out
I woke up and I wasn't ready
He was bald previously before we signed him. Looked like a crazy dude you would not mess around with. He should go bald again - reverse Samson.
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Martial FC 2.0
he looks like a villain
Instantly ‘ard as feck
Looks cool - he'll grow it before the season
This bodes very well
He always goes bald before the season begins or in his holidays I think
It suits him. He looks better than before.
He looks grumpier than normal. Maybe thats a good thing
More aerodynamic. Defenders won't be able to keep up.
I really want to see it - apart from that one purple patch in 2020, so far it's been - Martial ain't ready for the Premier League.