Let's all Laugh at the Vatican City national football team

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Vatican City coaches Crilly and McGuire

The team played its first match in 1985 against a representative of Austrian journalists.

Top scorer: Alessandro Quarto (1 goal)

Biggest defeat: Palestine 9 Vatican City 1

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Another one for the World Cup Babes thread

In 2006, Vatican City was invited to participate in the Viva World Cup but were unable to do so because they could not assemble a 15-man roster. In total, Vatican City have played only four full international matches against other nations, one draw and three defeats. They once lost to a dog which had invaded the pitch.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_City_national_football_team
 
Hope nobody gets triggered and start crying to modes close this very solid thread. A "lets all laugh" thread about a poor Portugal side losing to Uruguay is shocking imo.
 
Now this is the kind of quality I expect from RedCafe whenever I log in
 
Stunk up the tournament with their holier-than-thou attitude, and lost to a likeable Turkey side, Salt Bae aside.
 
Portugal's Pepe: one different letter and he could've been Pope...
 
They have a good striker in Michael Angelo. He has a pretty high ceiling.

I’ll see myself out
 
I'm busy laughing at the San Marino football team for failing to win a single world cup. Fecking losers :lol:
 
Getting a draw vs the San Marino reserves was the high point of the team. Far to confident since then in the games vs Monaco and have paid for it.
 
Why aren't there more people laughing at this? laugh you feckers! laugh!! :lol:
 
This thread is mean and sad. Don't get it really. I would have understood if you were laughing at McDonald's Mcsomething team team with a squad that had big names like Ronald, Tomato Ketchup, Swirly etc but this just seems weird.
 
Pointless thread, people picking on teams for no reason now other than a cheap laugh.
Did you get owned in a debate yesterday too, steveJ :D
 
Jesus Christ I'd expect more puns. I hear the discapldis in the side is saint like.
 
Is their football team even affiliated with the state?
 
amolbhatia50k said:
This thread is mean and sad. Don't get it really. I would have understood if you were laughing at McDonald's Mcsomething team team with a squad that had big names like Ronald, Tomato Ketchup, Swirly etc but this just seems weird.
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This thread was meant to be a joke, the other "Lets laugh" threads however were meant to offend specific type of fanboys. That's even more sad considering most are actually grown up men. :lol:

please dont ban me for telling the truth.
 
Their fans are hardcore transfer muppets. As soon as January comes around, they're out in full force, waiting for updates.
 
Their official forum is full of those tedious Archbishop Albrecht v Luther threads.
 
tenpoless said:
This thread was meant to be a joke, the other "Lets laugh" threads however were meant to offend specific type of fanboys. That's even more sad considering most are actually grown up men. :lol:

please dont ban me for telling the truth.
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That's precisely why those threads are apt. Those boys aren't boys at all :lol:
 
They could improve by giving Jesus citizenship and then put as many crosses in as possible.
 
OldSchoolManc said:
They could improve by giving Jesus citizenship and then put as many crosses in as possible.
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I'm sorry but I disagree with this in modern day football. Give it to Moses in midfield with his through balls. He splits defences like the Red Sea.
 
They don’t play often, but when they do, their followers turn up on mass.
 
Et venit in domum suam.
 
Watched them once, they were nailed on to win but kept crossing into the keeper's open arms.
 
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