One of my personal favourites from that Blue Moon thread...
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Jamie (@Vault Dweller) are here to talk about United's dreadful home defeat at the hands of Big Ange's Tottenham Hotspur. Should this have been the end of Ten Hag? How long does he actually have left? And does Nik finally want ETH out?!
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Nearly got to page 600, I didn't think we'd make 500. If nothing is mentioned today I see us getting near the 1000.
This was the first saga that got me hooked. I was on holiday checking the thread constantly and my girlfriend got really annoyed.
The bitter Bertie’s strike again!
It’s gonna be fun watching the toys fly out of the pram over the next couple days.
Boom
I'll probably get the pink away shirt next season with Alexis on the back, last kit I bought had Anderson on the back so it's been awhile.
600
'Announce yourself'.The replies are so salty
Welcome to page 600 
That Bluemoon thread reminds me of a tweet I saw last night. It was something like:
"Sanchez joins van Dijk, Bailly, Alves, Mbappe, *a few other names I forget* who cant wait to play under Guardiola"
"Sanchez joins van Dijk, Bailly, Alves, Mbappe, *a few other names I forget* who cant wait to play under Guardiola"
"The red devils are ready to announce the deal when the caf reaches 666 pages according to an unknown source close to a non-exsisting circle of reliable sources"
Happy sanchezter day guys!
P.s 600
P.s 600
600th page achievement complete.
It has been a long road.
It has been a long road.
I reckon we will get to page 648!
Brilliant mate lol. Love the cat in the background haha.
Wouldn't it be great if somehow City stumbled and Sanchez propelled us to the league? fecking hell, the meltdown across the planet would be insane.
600. Just 2/3 days ago we were on 500. Brilliant work guys.
I think we can get to 700 with a bit of effort
http://news.arseblog.com/2018/01/jens-lehmanns-sport-bild-interview-full-transcript-translation/
Jens Lehman:
'The German-speaking players: Mesut Ozil, Shkodran Mustafi, Sead Kolasinac, Granit Xhaka, Per Mertesacker usually train together (when we are) in the small groups, often with Alexis Sanchez.'
Sometime back in the thread people were talking about languages in the team and how Alexis would fit in. I thought that comment was mildly interesting.
Jens Lehman:
'The German-speaking players: Mesut Ozil, Shkodran Mustafi, Sead Kolasinac, Granit Xhaka, Per Mertesacker usually train together (when we are) in the small groups, often with Alexis Sanchez.'
Sometime back in the thread people were talking about languages in the team and how Alexis would fit in. I thought that comment was mildly interesting.
Apparently, it takes 48 hours to approve the documents for the work permit.
I’m going to work in a minute so won’t be able to contribute for much longer. It will probably be closed by the time I finish work. It’s been good fellow muppets
Found it
Happy page ...
At this rate, we might even break Pogba’s record of 1091 pages. Then Pogba will have a transfer saga pretending to goto Madrid to regain the record
We've reached the holy grail, announce it already you feckers.
Joining the 600 club!
The replies are so salty
"Thanks for your service, Alexis. Great player and we failed to build adequately around you. However I’ll never be able to accept you going to United - so you’re dead to me. Adios
Happy Sanchezester Day!
I'd be more interested to know why a new work permit is needed when they've both been working here for some time. Plus why this is being done as the last job instead of while everything else was ongoing.
Enjoy work see you soon for your next undercover missionI’m going to work in a minute so won’t be able to contribute for much longer. It will probably be closed by the time I finish work. It’s been good fellow muppets
Been posted?
Wow 600 pages, and totally worth it.
It's impressive the thread reached 600 in 12 days only, imagine the saga being in the summer, the thread would've reached 2000+ maybe.
I reckon we'll get to a 1000 pages. We'll get another 100 until he signs and then 300 when he does sign and everyone has that wank they promised they would. The topic will be filled with people telling us what a relief it was.
Holy crap this is gold. They really do think they're something. Now we just need to wrap this up with him scoring the goal that knocks them out of the champions leagueBluemoon comments;
Nice try United.
As if he would choose Maureen over Pep
You know its a done deal when these stories start to emerge pmsl.
You can always count on the rags media friends to put the usual last minute story of them making last minute bids for our targets.
Must be close.
This has dragged on for way too long. If City somehow screws this up, this will be embarrassing.
Odd move from them, they face being publicly rejected in favour of their rivals and will come off as desperate when he inevitably signs for City anyway.
so he'll be signing for city in the week then. happens every time hehe
Next - United will distance themselves and then it's party time.
pathetic isn't it. guess that confirms he'll be joining us very shortly. thanks for the update !
Just a day before mourinho denies why interest in him in the press conference and we have him home by weekend
No way on this earth would Sanchez play under the snake.
Are we going to be hearing the crys of ' We didn't want him antway!' in the next week or two. (Yes, we will hear them from City fans
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