Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

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Compton22 said:
Jose is talking quite openly about it all... for a guy who doesn't like to speak about players from other clubs :smirk:
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I like how he says quite a bit about Sanchez then ends it with how he shouldn't talk about him since he isn't our player. I feel like he does that quite a lot with transfers.
 

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Sanchez > United
Aubameyang > Arsenal
Mkhitaryan > Dortmund

I think this is a totally feasible scenario. Why wouldn't Dortmund take him back? They will have money to spend a player to replace. Mkhitaryan would much rather return to a club hes going to be well received and start games, than go to Arsenal knowing he wasn't even Wenger's first choice as a makeweight....I think Mkhitaryan wants shut of the PL. I can't see how any player would be enthralled at the prospect of going to Arsenal at the minute anyway.

I think this entire thing now hinges on where Mkhi ends up. Just my take on it
 

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Question chaps, does Alexis take penalties, corners and free kicks for Arsenal?

I can remember him taking a penalty once but not sure if he is a dead ball expert.
 

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MrBest said:
Why is it that anyone we want to sign, They want martial in exchange.
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Because they think he's one of our more talented players. Like with Fergie wanting Cantona - they didn't think Leeds would go for it but they did. Other clubs think if there's even the slightest of chances - especially when the player we're after has mostly played in the position Martial plays in - then it is worth a try even if we laugh in their face.
 

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Against the weaker sides, tonights line up with Sanchez instead of Mata would be frightening.

De Gea
Valencia Smalling Jones Shaw
Matic
Pogba Lingard
Sanchez Martial
Lukaku

All of that front 5 interchanging as they did tonight, but with the pace, directness and game winning ability of Sanchez.

Lingard has been one of our best players this season, and it kills me to say that he would need to be replaced in stronger games with Herrera or a replacement.
 

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Absolutely delighted we have signed Alexis (yes I know it ain’t official just yet, but it’s happening folks)!

Plus to put the icing on the cake, it’s great seeing that twat Balague having a major meltdown. A complete welt of a man.
 

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RedDevilRoshi said:
Absolutely delighted we have signed Alexis (yes I know it ain’t official just yet, but it’s happening folks)!

Plus to put the icing on the cake, it’s great seeing that twat Balague having a major meltdown. A complete welt of a man.
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What is this muppetz? Send home.
 

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We should announce him by having someone video a figure from behind looking at two doors. One has ‘Pep’ in bright lights above it with oil coming from underneath the door. The other simply has ‘Money’ etched on a plaque.

The person then walks through the ‘Money’ door, into a darkened room and sits down. Then the lights come on and it’s Sanchez sat in our trophy room with all our wares lit up behind him.
 

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Lets face it, the only reason Balague is remotely respected as a 'journalist' is because hes spanish therefore seen as some sort of exotic. If his name was Keith Bogtrotter from hull, the wouldn't still have the platform he has with the utter drivel he comes out with
 

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dwd said:
We should announce him by having someone video a figure from behind looking at two doors. One has ‘Pep’ in bright lights above it with oil coming from underneath the door. The other simply has ‘Money’ etched on a plaque.

The person then walks through the ‘Money’ door, into a darkened room and sits down. Then the lights come on and it’s Sanchez sat in our trophy room with all our wares lit up behind him.
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I thought it would be funny if there's another room with 2008 number blue door and it would look completely empty inside but with blue wallpaper so people would assume it's city, Sanchez would be like Nah, mate. *closed door* and go other red door and full of histories/trophies in room, he's like Mmm, I think I'm going to sit down there.
 

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dwd said:
We should announce him by having someone video a figure from behind looking at two doors. One has ‘Pep’ in bright lights above it with oil coming from underneath the door. The other simply has ‘Money’ etched on a plaque.

The person then walks through the ‘Money’ door, into a darkened room and sits down. Then the lights come on and it’s Sanchez sat in our trophy room with all our wares lit up behind him.
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Any other times perhaps. It'll bite our pwn ass when come may they lift the title
 

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how hard can it be to hold a pen, and sign your name on a piece of papaer..
Is he trying to sign with his feet or soemthing? just sign the contract already.
 

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deafepl said:
I thought it would be funny if there's another room with 2008 number blue door and it would look completely empty inside but with blue wallpaper so people would assume it's city, Sanchez would be like Nah, mate. *closed door* and go other red door and full of histories/trophies in room, he's like Mmm, I think I'm going to sit down there.
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We can also make simple gif with Sanchez changes his Arsenal shirt to our shirt but a second before that there is city blue color from his sleeve and we tweet like "Alexis Sanchez has officially moved from Arsenal to Manchester C...... United. #MUFC" just to wind City and their fans up.
 

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BenjaminP said:
how hard can it be to hold a pen, and sign your name on a piece of papaer..
Is he trying to sign with his feet or soemthing? just sign the contract already.
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According to the statistics Sanchez isn't very good at handling pens.
 

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RedDevilRoshi said:
Absolutely delighted we have signed Alexis (yes I know it ain’t official just yet, but it’s happening folks)!

Plus to put the icing on the cake, it’s great seeing that twat Balague having a major meltdown. A complete welt of a man.
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:nono: No. You say nothing of the sort until its done lest you descend into puppetry.

PS. Agree with the second sentence 100%. Grade A knob-jockey.
 
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