Welcome to redcafeTo those saying "unzipping now"; "cocks out"; "getting ready with the lube"...
Is it a normal to welcome a new player by having a wank to them?
Welcome to redcafeTo those saying "unzipping now"; "cocks out"; "getting ready with the lube"...
Is it a normal to welcome a new player by having a wank to them?
Seems to be based here at the moment, following Bravo and Sanchez? Look at his twitter and he seems to be firmly inserted up City’s and Pep’s backside though.Here why is he in Salford? Is he close to Sanchez?
I stole it!
I wish I'd made that joke.
So his ears are warm.He had a tweet up this morning that he knew that Sanchez would be moving to City and NOT United. It’s deleted now. Knobber.
CheersSeems to be based here at the moment, following Bravo and Sanchez? Look at his twitter and he seems to be firmly inserted up City’s and Pep’s backside though.
They're in sixth so a clip of him saying how's sixth is poetic.What exactly is that meant to mean?
There you go. Just like RVPTweet
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Says the guy called Fridge Chutney. You're fooling nobody.
How do you even do that?He's got his ears tucked into his cap. The feck is wrong with that boy.
I've cracked one off to car insurance ads. This is too easy.To those saying "unzipping now"; "cocks out"; "getting ready with the lube"...
Is it a normal to welcome a new player by having a wank to them?
Yeah he's close to Sanchez but I think he's already based in Manchester as he reports on City a lot. He's close with Bravo too as his agent is Fernando Felicevich as well.Here why is he in Salford? Is he close to Sanchez?
Watching Lord of The Rings (ITV2+1) with the Mrs. I’m now banned from refreshing Twitter outside of Ad breaks...
Let's forget about this one..There you go. Just like RVP
So many Arsenal players dreamed of playing for us. RVP, Sanchez, Welbeck...
Thanks mate.Yeah he's close to Sanchez but I think he's already based in Manchester as he reports on City a lot. He's close with Bravo too as his agent is Fernando Felicevich as well.
Did we really try to get him then?Only problem with that: The quotes are from 2010, when we had a go at signing him, but he ended up moving to a club that was winning everything, under Pep, instead.
Do you need some links to dating sites?Watching Lord of The Rings (ITV2+1) with the Mrs. I’m now banned from refreshing Twitter outside of Ad breaks...
Back then that club also had the luxury of being Barcelona, though. It's now City.Only problem with that: The quotes are from 2010, when we had a go at signing him, but he ended up moving to a club that was winning everything, under Pep, instead.
What does he say?I would definitley listen to that Chilean journalist, Maks Cardenas.
Give him a follow if you're into the Twitter rumours etc (which I think some of you may just be )
What a great player Sanchez would be at United.
If he joins, I hope the fans give him a warm welcome. We should be positive as a fanbase.
I think Mourinho is trying everything to make us successful. The media trying to pummel us at every turn can get fans down as they are consumed by 24/7 media coverage. We were in a massive hole as a club from the day the great man left until the day Mourinho came in. I honestly believe pretty much everything has gradually got better for us since then.
Never wanted Bale.Lets put this way - 28 year old Bale or 29 year old Sanchez?
It’s just a group of guys having a bit of banter for gawds sake.It's a thing that happens here. It's crazy weird, I wish it would stop of they would work out some kind of filter.
Agree completely. He will end full of money, either way. If he runs his contract down, signing on fee from City would be ridiculous, which trows only "money argument" out of the window.If you want him you try and set the odds. People talks like it's just the two bidders involved - us and City - but there's Arsenal and Sanchez as well. Arsenal have to weigh up what the remaining months of his contract are worth before selling him. He has to weigh up what he wants, he'll get money either way. With us, he gets someone who really wants him not someone who left him waiting back last August.
Well, according to the article. So, either the articles true, in which case it's not as promising as it sounds, or it's not, in which case it's irrelevant.Did we really try to get him then?
We’ve been saying that for years - you know for a laugh. I don’t actually think anyone unzips and masturbates. Well maybe Weaste did...It's a thing that happens here. It's crazy weird, I wish it would stop of they would work out some kind of filter.
You could just try some self restraint, or wear mittens?It's a thing that happens here. It's crazy weird, I wish it would stop of they would work out some kind of filter.
True, there's always been an imbalance in the attraction of the locations (I always remember those photos that went round of Ronaldinho's pad). At least we have a slight edge in location over CityBack then that club also had the luxury of being Barcelona, though. It's now City.
Or 2 livers in a jar.You could just try some self restraint, or wear mittens?
He's actually regarded within the industry as one of the good guys. Not a bellend at all.He's a bellend, but any nice words will do.
Say what you want about John Cross - my favourite is that he has the bloated face of a corpse after a month in a canal - but he is absolutely right about this, unless he isn't, in which case he can feck right off, the canal-faced cunnnnnnt.Tweet
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John Cross are starting to say United directly now, not just Sanchez leaving.
Well, at least then, I would like for him to come out and say I was absolutely clueless 2 days ago.He's actually regarded within the industry as one of the good guys. Not a bellend at all.