This might sound weird to some of you lovebirds but his cuntishness is part of why I like him so much.
Vato; you are our official Real Madrid representative so I think that you and I can sort out this Ramos/de Gea deal between the two of us. I will be United's representative since no one else can be bothered. Then we can fax the deal to Perez and Woodward so that they can finalise it.
I propose a swap deal of Ramos for de Gea plus five free punches to Busquets' balls.