Storeytime 14/15: Grim Edition

Untied said:
I think this is right:

Game 21
Arsenal Par
Chelsea Par
Everton -2
Liverpool Par
Man City + 1
Man United -3
Southampton +2
Spurs -3
Swansea -2
West Ham Par

Game 22
Arsenal +3
Chelsea +2
Everton ?
Liverpool Par
Man City -3
Man United Par
Southampton +2
Spurs Par
Swansea -3
West Ham Par

So…

+8: Chelsea
+7:
+6:
+5:
+4:
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2:
-3: Man City
-4:
-5: Arsenal, Southampton
-6:
-7:
-8:
-9:
-10:
-11: Man United
-12:
-13:
-14: Spurs
-15: West Ham
-16:
-17: Swansea
-18:
-19: Liverpool
-20:
-21:
-22: Everton
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Fook a dook
 
Game 23
Arsenal Par
Chelsea -2
Everton Par
Liverpool Par
Man City +1
Man United Par
Southampton -3
Spurs +2
Swansea +2
West Ham Par

Game 24
Arsenal Par
Chelsea Par
Everton -2
Liverpool +1
Man City -2
Man United Par
Southampton Par
Spurs Par
Swansea -2
West Ham -2

So…

+6: Chelsea
+5:
+4:
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2:
-3:
-4: Man City
-5: Arsenal
-6:
-7:
-8: Southampton
-9:
-10:
-11: Man United
-12: Spurs
-13:
-14:
-15:
-16:
-17: Swansea, West Ham
-18: Liverpool
-19:
-20:
-21:
-22:
-23:
-24:
-25:
-26: Everton
 
Game 25
Arsenal Par
Chelsea Par
Everton Par
Liverpool Par
Man City +2
Man United Par
Southampton -2
Spurs Par
Swansea -1
West Ham Par

So…

+6: Chelsea
+5:
+4:
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2: Man City
-3:
-4:
-5: Arsenal
-6:
-7:
-8:
-9:
-10: Southampton
-11: Man United
-12: Spurs
-13:
-14:
-15:
-16:
-17: West Ham
-18: Liverpool, Swansea
-19:
-20:
-21:
-22:
-23:
-24:
-25:
-26: Everton
 
Game 26
Arsenal Par
Chelsea -2
Everton -2
Liverpool +2
Man City Par
Man United -1
Southampton -3
Spurs -2
Swansea Par
West Ham +1

So…

+4: Chelsea
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2: Man City
-3:
-4:
-5: Arsenal
-6:
-7:
-8:
-9:
-10:
-11:
-12: Man United
-13: Southampton
-14: Spurs
-15:
-16: Liverpool, West Ham
-17:
-18: Swansea
-19:
-20:
-21:
-22:
-23:
-24:
-25:
-26:
-27:
-28: Everton

So despite losing we move into fourth in the Grim edition table.
 
Damien said:
Game 26
Arsenal Par
Chelsea -2
Everton -2
Liverpool +2
Man City Par
Man United -1
Southampton -3
Spurs -2
Swansea Par
West Ham **

So…

+4: Chelsea
+3:
+2:
**:
0:
-1:
-2: Man City
-3:
-4:
-5: Arsenal
-6:
-7:
-8:
-9:
-10:
-11:
-12: Man United
-13: Southampton
-14: Spurs
-15:
-16: Liverpool, West Ham
-17:
-18: Swansea
-19:
-20:
-21:
-22:
-23:
-24:
-25:
-26:
-27:
-28: Everton

So despite losing we move into fourth in the Grim edition table.
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Sorry if I'm being stupid but are we -1 or -11. Don't really get this.

Edit: Never mind. I was being stupid. At least this table is something to be optimistic about.
 
Señor said:
Sorry if I'm being stupid but are we -1 or -11. Don't really get this.
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We're -12 overall. -1 is refering to us losing a point for losing against Swansea away. Southampton lost 3 for losing a home game etc... just start from the beginning of the thread and it might make a bit of sense. Confused me at first too.
 
Game 27
Arsenal Par
Chelsea not played yet
Everton Par
Liverpool Par
Man City Par
Man United Par
Southampton -1
Spurs not played yet
Swansea Par
West Ham -3

Game 28
Arsenal Par
Chelsea +2
Everton -1
Liverpool Par
Man City Par
Man United +2
Southampton Par
Spurs Par
Swansea Par
West Ham -3

So…

+6: Chelsea
+5:
+4:
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2: Man City
-3:
-4:
-5: Arsenal
-6:
-7:
-8:
-9:
-10: Man United
-11:
-12:
-13:
-14: Southampton, Spurs
-15:
-16: Liverpool
-17:
-18: Swansea
-19:
-20:
-21:
-22: West Ham
-23:
-24:
-25:
-26:
-27:
-28:
-29: Everton
 
Game 29
Arsenal Par
Chelsea -2
Everton Par
Liverpool +2
Man City -3
Man United Par
Southampton +1
Spurs -1
Swansea -3
West Ham Par

So…

+4: Chelsea
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2:
-3:
-4:
-5: Arsenal, Man City
-6:
-7:
-8:
-9:
-10: Man United
-11:
-12:
-13: Southampton
-14: Liverpool
-15: Spurs
-16:
-17:
-18:
-19:
-20:
-21: Swansea
-22: West Ham
-23:
-24:
-25:
-26:
-27:
-28:
-29: Everton
 
Game 30
Arsenal +2
Chelsea +2
Everton Par
Liverpool -3
Man City Par
Man United +3
Southampton Par
Spurs Par
Swansea Par
West Ham Par

So…

+6: Chelsea
+5:
+4:
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2:
-3: Arsenal
-4:
-5: Man City
-6:
-7: Man United
-8:
-9:
-10:
-11:
-12:
-13: Southampton
-14:
-15: Spurs
-16:
-17: Liverpool
-18:
-19:
-20:
-21: Swansea
-22: West Ham
-23:
-24:
-25:
-26:
-27:
-28:
-29: Everton
 
Game 31
Arsenal Par
Chelsea Par
Everton Par
Liverpool Par
Man City -3
Man United Par
Southampton -1
Spurs -2
Swansea Par
West Ham -3

So…

+6: Chelsea
+5:
+4:
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2:
-3: Arsenal
-4:
-5:
-6:
-7: Man United
-8: Man City
-9:
-10:
-11:
-12:
-13:
-14: Southampton
-15:
-16:
-17: Liverpool, Spurs
-18:
-19:
-20:
-21: Swansea
-22:
-23:
-24:
-25: West Ham
-26:
-27:
-28:
-29: Everton
 
Game 32
Arsenal Par
Chelsea Par
Everton Par
Liverpool Par
Man City -1
Man United Par
Southampton Par
Spurs -3
Swansea -2
West Ham -2

So…

+6: Chelsea
+5:
+4:
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2:
-3: Arsenal
-4:
-5:
-6:
-7: Man United
-8:
-9: Man City
-10:
-11:
-12:
-13:
-14: Southampton
-15:
-16:
-17: Liverpool
-18:
-19:
-20: Spurs
-21:
-22:
-23: Swansea
-24:
-25:
-26:
-27: West Ham
-28:
-29: Everton
 
Why do City get -1 for losing at Old Trafford? I thought losing away to a top 6 team was seen as "par", i.e. 0 points.
 
Ainu said:
Why do City get -1 for losing at Old Trafford? I thought losing away to a top 6 team was seen as "par", i.e. 0 points.
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"Top 6: Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs, Everton.*"

It's going off league results from last year I think.. We finished 7th.
 
Ainu said:
Why do City get -1 for losing at Old Trafford? I thought losing away to a top 6 team was seen as "par", i.e. 0 points.
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As crackers says, United are down as a middle 8 side in the tiers. I think I picked the tiers as a combination of last season's results and how things were looking after 10 games. We were 7th last season and 10th when I started this thread, so even though I thought we'd be a top 6 side, it wasn't really justifiable to put is in that tier.

If someone is bored they could redo the season with a more accurate Top 6 (Everton are 12th ffs). Bottom 6 is still the same.
 
Colin129 said:
So if we are middle 8, how come we get only par for beating a top 6 side?
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Cause it was at home. Plus storeytime is how far we are from title winning form, not last season.
 
Scrumpet said:
As crackers says, United are down as a middle 8 side in the tiers. I think I picked the tiers as a combination of last season's results and how things were looking after 10 games. We were 7th last season and 10th when I started this thread, so even though I thought we'd be a top 6 side, it wasn't really justifiable to put is in that tier.

If someone is bored they could redo the season with a more accurate Top 6 (Everton are 12th ffs). Bottom 6 is still the same.
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Oh shit I didn't even realize we weren't counted as a top 6 side, that fecking last season! :lol:
 
Game 33
Arsenal FA Cup
Chelsea Par
Everton Par
Liverpool FA Cup
Man City Par
Man United Par
Southampton -1
Spurs +2
Swansea -3
West Ham Par

So…

+6: Chelsea
+5:
+4:
+3:
+2:
+1:
0:
-1:
-2:
-3: Arsenal
-4:
-5:
-6:
-7: Man United
-8:
-9: Man City
-10:
-11:
-12:
-13:
-14:
-15: Southampton
-16:
-17: Liverpool
-18: Spurs
-19:
-20:
-21:
-22:
-23:
-24:
-25:
-26: Swansea
-27: West Ham
-28:
-29: Everton
 
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