Red Cafe's Top 100 Television & Film Characters Ever - Submission/Discussion Thread

[Duffy]

Ooooooooooooooo emmmmmm geeeee... The template! Where is the template?

Well in Rex!

Troy McClure (The Simpsons)

"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such lists as 'Top 50 Eboue lookalikes' and 'Top 20 ways to get banned from RedCafe'"

 

[Archie Leach]

@ThierryHenry is Team Lisa too. We are legion.

 

[Moriarty]

Ooooooooooooooo emmmmmm geeeee... The template! Where is the template?

Erm....what's a template?

 

[Duffy]

Erm....what's a template?

 

[R.N7]

It's like a plate you find in an abandoned dishwasher in a ditch next to a seedy run-down motel, you use it once and then throw it away.

 

[Kazi]

Team Lisa checking in.

 

[Mrs Smoker]

What other teams are there?

If it's that or Team Homer, you people are just silly. Unlike Lisa.

 

[Duffy]

For those with any sense, get your team homer iPhone covers and neck ties - on sale now!

 

[Duffy]

Also available in the Team Homer range -
*may not actually be associated with Homer Simpson

Team Home Playing Cards & Mug

Team Homer errr...whatever this thing is!

Team Homer mouse mat!

 

[R.N7]

Lisa might not be as funny as her family members but she's got more depth to her.

 

[Moriarty]

Looks about right to me.

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Lisa might not be as funny as her family members but she's got more depth to her.

Is that what they say about you Nilsson?

 

[crappycraperson]

Walter White (Breaking Bad) - 1 - 15 Points
George Costanza (Seinfeld) - 2 - 14 Points
Tony Soprano (The Sopranos) - 3 - 13 Points
Michael Corleone (Godfather- I/II) - 4 - 12 Points
Al Swearengen (Deadwood) - 5 - 11 Points
Stringer Bell (The Wire) - 6 - 10 Points
Don Draper (Mad Men) - 7 - 9 Points
Omar Little (The Wire) - 8 - 8 Points
Vic Mackay (The Shield) - 9 - 7 Points
Eric Cartman (South Park) - 10 - 6 Points
G.O.B (Arrested Development) - 11 - 5 Points
Bubbles (The Wire) - 12 - 4 Points
Carmella Soprano (The Sopranos) - 13 - 3 Points
Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones) - 14 - 2 Points
David Brent (Office UK) - 15 - 1 Points
Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver) - 16 - 1 Points
Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs) - 17 - 1 Points
Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) - 18 - 1 Points
Jimmy McNulty (The Wire) - 19 - 1 Points
Dr. Strangelove (Dr. Strangelove) - 20 - 1 Points
Marc Antony (Rome) - 21 - 1 Points
Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly) - 22 - 1 Points
Michael Scott (Office US) - 23 - 1 Points
Shane Vendrell (The Shield) - 24 - 1 Points
Dr. Gregory House (House MD) - 25 - 1 Points


.. may be changed later..

 

[R.N7]

Is that what they say about you Nilsson?

Nah, underachiever and proud of it.

 

[R.N7]

I forgot all about Pete California Campbell.

 

[Duffy]

 

[MajorTom]

Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) - 1 - 15 Points
Gambit (X-Men) - 2 - 14 Points
V (V for Vendetta) - 3 - 13 Points
The Joker (Batman) - 4 - 12 Points
Keyser Soze (The Usual Suspects) - 5 - 11 Points
Jake Green (Revolver) - 6 - 10 Points
Homer Sampson (The Sampsons) - 7 - 9 Points
Ivan Drago (Rocky) - 8 - 8 Points
Dwight McCarthey (Sin City) - 9 - 7 Points
Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Rodger Rabbit) - 10 - 6 Points
Del Boy (Only Fools and Horses) - 11 - 5 Points
Number/Johhny 5 (Short Circuit) - 12 - 4 Points
Williams (Enter the Dragon) - 13l - 3 Points
Randy Marsh (South Park) - 14 - 2 Points
Bubbles (Trailer Park Boys) - 15 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 16 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 17 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 18 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 19 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 20 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 21 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 22 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 23 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 24 - 1 Points
Full Name of Character (Film or Show) - 25 - 1 Points

 

[Duffy]

This man know's how to use a template.

 

[JP77]

Dexter Morgan (Dexter) - 1 - 15 Points
Del Boy (Only Fools and Horses) - 2 - 14 Points
Richie (Bottom) - 3 - 13 Points
Eddie (Bottom) - 4 - 12 Points
Arya Stark (Game Of Thrones) - 5 - 11 Points
Michael Myers (Halloween) - 6 - 10 Points
Sawyer (Lost) - 7 - 9 Points
Michael Schofield (Prison Break) - 8 - 8 Points
April Ludgate (Parks and Rec) - 9 - 7 Points
Trinity/Arthur Mitchell (Dexter) - 10 - 6 Points
Dean Winchester (Supernatural) - 11 - 5 Points
Freddie Krueger (Nightmare On Elmstreet) - 12 - 4 Points
Alabama Whitman (True Romance) - 13 - 3 Points
Hannibal Lecter (Silence Of The Lambs) - 14 - 2 Points
Mr Bean (Mr Bean) - 15 - 1 Points
Debra Morgan (Dexter) - 16 - 1 Points
Smokey (Friday) - 17 - 1 Points
Terminator/Arnie (Terminator 2) - 18 - 1 Points
Teddy Daniels (Shutter Island) - 19 - 1 Points
Hit Girl (Kickass 1/2) - 20 - 1 Points
Will Smith (Fresh Prince Of Bel Air) - 21 - 1 Points
Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson (Prisoner Cell Block H) - 22 - 1 Points
John Locke (Lost) - 23 - 1 Points
Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) - 24 - 1 Points
Klaus Mikaelson (The Originals) - 25 - 1 Points

Might change, more television shows than movies. Would of been much easier as two seperate lists, one for movies and one for shows. Hard as feck together.

 

[Archie Leach]

I forgot all about Pete California Campbell.

I like to think Mad Men will end with Pete saying to Don "Hey Draper, advertise this!", then socking him in the mouth before jumping onto a vintage Triumph with Peggy and riding off into the California sunset. Roger kneels by Don and says "there goes the greatest Ad Men I've ever seen" and Don replies proudly "no... the greatest Mad Men".

Fade to black.

 

[R.N7]

 

[Archie Leach]

Charisma.

 

[Duffy]

I like to think Mad Men will end with Pete saying to Don "Hey Draper, advertise this!", then socking him in the mouth before jumping onto a vintage Triumph with Peggy and riding off into the California sunset. Roger kneels by Don and says "there goes the greatest Ad Men I've ever seen" and Don replies proudly "no... the greatest Mad Men".

Fade to black.

I'd be so pissed if this actually transpired.

 

[Vato]

Tyler Durden (Fight Club) - 1 - 15 Points

 

[R.N7]

Erm...? Same actor different characters?

 

[Duffy]

One or the other...

 

[Rooney in Paris]

I forgot all about Pete California Campbell.

NOT GREAT NILSSON

 

[Kazi]

Petey Campbell is tempting.

 

[ThierryHenry]

Petey Campbell is tempting.

"I've got ten points!"

 

[Agent Red]

Stuart Jones (Queer As Folk, UK) - 1 - 15 Points
Francis Urquhart (House of Cards, BBC Version) - 2 - 14 Points
Michael Corleone (The Godfather) - 3 - 13 Points
Jane Tennison (Prime Suspect) - 4 - 12 Points
Severus Snape (Harry Potter) - 5 - 11 Points
Soames Forsyste - Damian Lewis (The Forsyte Saga) - 6 - 10 Points
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) - 7 - 9 Points
Viscount Valmont - John Malkovich (Dangerous Liaisons) - 8 - 8 Points
Darcy - Colin Firth (Pride and Prejudice) - 9 - 7 Points
Mrs Robinson (The Graduate) - 10 - 6 Points
Ruth Evershed (Spooks) - 11 - 5 Points
CJ Cregg (The West Wing) - 12 - 4 Points
Stringer Bell (The Wire) - 13 - 3 Points
Tony Soprano (The Sopranos) - 14 - 2 Points
Chandler Bing (Friends) - 15 - 1 Points
Omar Little (The Wire) - 16 - 1 Points
Walter White (Breaking Bad) - 17 - 1 Points
Maurice Bendrix - Ralph Fiennes (The End of the Affair) - 18 - 1 Points
James Bond - Pierce Brosnan (James Bond Series)- 19 - 1 Points
Hugh Abbot (The Thick of It) - 20 - 1 Points
Dr Luka Kovac (ER) - 21 - 1 Points
Morse (Inspector Morse) - 22 - 1 Points
Captain Von Trapp (Sound of Music) - 23 - 1 Points
Combo (This is England) - 24 - 1 Points
Mark Corrigan (Peep Show) - 25 - 1 Points

 

[Kazi]

"I've got ten points!"

 

[Duffy]

"I've got ten points!"

I'v given Joan 3 I reckon (1 in reality) so that kinda says something...in reality I'd give Joan more than 3...if you know what I'm saying about my onions?

 

[Archie Leach]

You and your numbers Duffy. Such a bureaucrat.

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Vegeta and Goku.

 

[Red_Aaron]

Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver) - 1 - 15 Points
Omar Little (The Wire) - 2 - 14 Points
Don Draper (Mad Men) - 3 - 13 Points
Chief Wiggam (The Simpsons) - 4 - 12 Points
Michael Corleone (The Godfather) - 5 - 11 Points
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) - 6 - 10 Points
Jimmy McNulty (The Wire) - 7 - 9 Points
Columbo (Columbo) - 8 - 8 Points
Tony Montana (Scarface) - 9 - 7 Points
Frank Spencer (Some Mothers Do Ave Em) - 10 - 6 Points
Super Hans (Peep Show) - 11 - 5 Points
Tommy DeVito (Goodfellas) - 12 - 4 Points
Tubbs (League of Gentlemen) - 13 - 3 Points
Uncle Junior (The Sopranos) - 14 - 2 Points
Tony Soprano (The Sopranos) - 15 - 1 Points
Terminator (The Terminator) - 16 - 1 Points
Col John Matrix (Commando) - 17 - 1 Points
Mark Corrigan (Peep Show) - 18 - 1 Points
Dash Incredible (The Incredibles) - 19 - 1 Points
Joker (The Dark Knight) - 20 - 1 Points
Jason Bourne (Bourne Identity) - 21 - 1 Points
James Bond (Goldfinger) - 22 - 1 Points
Ace Ventura (Pet Detective) - 23 - 1 Points
Murray (Flight of the Conchords) - 24 - 1 Points
Bender (Futurama) - 25 - 1 Points

 

[Cantonarightboot]

Have to get my list sorted this evening

Was meant to do it yesterday and got side tracked with movies and football... some great characters listed so far...not sure he has been mentioned yet, but John Lithgow as The Trinity Killer in Dexter was fantastic! Most enjoyable season of Dexter by a far stretch his season in it!

 

[okLaptop1]

Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver) - 1 - 15 Points
Omar Little (The Wire) - 2 - 14 Points
Don Draper (Mad Men) - 3 - 13 Points
Chief Wiggam (The Simpsons) - 4 - 12 Points
Michael Corleone (The Godfather) - 5 - 11 Points
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) - 6 - 10 Points
Jimmy McNulty (The Wire) - 7 - 9 Points
Columbo (Columbo) - 8 - 8 Points
Tony Montana (Scarface) - 9 - 7 Points
Frank Spencer (Some Mothers Do Ave Em) - 10 - 6 Points
Super Hans (Peep Show) - 11 - 5 Points
Tommy DeVito (Goodfellas) - 12 - 4 Points
Tubbs (League of Gentlemen) - 13 - 3 Points
Uncle Junior (The Sopranos) - 14 - 2 Points
Tony Soprano (The Sopranos) - 15 - 1 Points
Terminator (The Terminator) - 16 - 1 Points
Col John Matrix (Commando) - 17 - 1 Points
Mark Corrigan (Peep Show) - 18 - 1 Points
Dash Incredible (The Incredibles) - 19 - 1 Points
Joker (The Dark Knight) - 20 - 1 Points
Jason Bourne (Bourne Identity) - 21 - 1 Points
James Bond (Goldfinger) - 22 - 1 Points
Ace Ventura (Pet Detective) - 23 - 1 Points
Murray (Flight of the Conchords) - 24 - 1 Points
Bender (Futurama) - 25 - 1 Points

Great to see that Murray is present.

 

[Cantonarightboot]

What the....

From what I can see, not one person has picked this guy yet?

 

[lalloyd]

Vito Corleone (The Godfather)- 1 - 15 Points
Darth Vader (Star Wars) - 2 - 14 Points
Tony Soprano (The Sopranos) - 3 - 13 Points
George Bailey (It's a Wonderful Life) - 4 - 12 Points
Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of The Lambs) - 5 - 11 Points
Mr.Blonde (Reservoir Dogs) - 6 - 10 Points
Vince Vega (Pulp Fiction) - 7 - 9 Points
Han Solo (Star Wars) - 8 - 8 Points
R.P McMurphy (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) - 9 - 7 Points
David Brent (The Office) - 10 - 6 Points
Mark (Peep Show) - 11 - 5 Points
Johnson (Peep Show) - 12 - 4 Points
Gandalf (LOTR) - 13 - 3 Points
Gareth Keenan (The Office) - 14 - 2 Points
Ellen Ripley (Alien)- 15 - 1 Points
Dorothy (Wizard of Oz) - 16 - 1 Points
Hans Landa (Inglorious Basterds) - 17 - 1 Points
John Luther (Luther) - 18 - 1 Points
The Bride (Kill Bill) - 19 - 1 Points
Joker (The Dark Knight) - 20 - 1 Points
Catwoman (Batman Returns) - 21 - 1 Points
Tyler Durden (Fight Club) - 22 - 1 Points
Walter White (Breaking Bad) - 23 - 1 Points
Gus Fring (Breaking Bad) - 24 - 1 Points
Norma Desmond (Sunset Boulevard) - 25 - 1 Points

 

[R.N7]

The single greatest scene in the history of cinema.


Werner Herzog in a Harmony Korine film is always a great character.