I'm a little bit familiar with the capital market and I'd like to mention that Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway holds 5.63% of Apple shares which makes them the 2nd most influential Apple shareholder after Vanguard Group. Anyone who knows about Buffett's investment philosophy will probably agree with my statement that it is unlikely for Berkshire to let this happen. But maybe I'm wrong.
The Cannibal got its name by eating other dragons, eggs, etc. from what I know. Just wanted to mention this since your post had him down as eating humans.