Your Top 3 Somethings about Something.

Mockney

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What are your favorite top 3 somethings about something?

Mine are (in order)...

Pressing A-B-B-A to cheat at Aladdin on the Megadrive.
That girl who played Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Plugs.

Ok now you go.
 
1. Filling my beer fridge to capacity.

2. Kebabs.

3. Growing facial hair.

4. Dolemite.
 
Penelope Cruz.
'Dating' my family tree back to circa 1500 A.D.
Beating my ridiculously-talented mate at Unreal Championship some years ago.*


*Unfortunately, it was a two-legged game; When he got back from the toilet, he apologised, took over playing from his brother and beat me 20-0. Doh.
 
I enjoy a piss when I really need a piss.
Dogs yawning or sticking their heads out of car windows.
The episode "Hush" from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
 
I realised from Lance's top somethings about something that I'd failed to numerically label mine. Which means I'll naturally have to do 3 more.

1. Al Pacino's hair
2. Columns on the Game Gear
3. Accidentally catching someone talking to themselves, meaning they stop in a weird little embarrassed way, look at you for a second, and then sort of pretend they were thinking out loud about something important, or singing.
 
duffer said:
The episode "Hush" from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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feck yeah.

Still the scariest thing ever. I'm pretty sure I have regular nightmares about The Gentlemen.
 
Mockney said:
I realised from Lance's top somethings about something that I'd failed to numerically label mine. Which means I'll naturally have to do 3 more.

1. Al Pacino's hair
2. Columns on the Game Gear
3. Accidentally catching someone talking to themselves, meaning they stop in a weird little embarrassed way, look at you for a second, and then sort of pretend they were thinking out loud about something important, or singing.
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Pfffffftttttt. It's never a "proper" Top 3 unless you list at least 4. Are you new?
 
4. Leaving 'my' publisher, because he somehow failed to make me a literary megastar. I assure you, this has nothing to do with the fact that I couldn't tell a story to save my life, and my books are as appealing as ALF in a thong.
 
Don't feel constrained to just 4. This is the Caf. A 'Top 3' can consist of 246 if you like.
 
1. My shower after the end of evening service in work. Starts hot to wash away all the salty sweat, follows with ice cold to bring my body back to a natural temperature.
2. MDMA
3. Having a lie in with my Girlfriend with about 6 hours of great TV shows and movies downloaded/Sky+'d and he knowledge we'll be out for a meal and a few drinks in the evening. Basically my every Monday.
 
6. The Collymoid. The anamatronic auto-controversy pundit painted to look like Stan Collymore Channel 5 use for Europa games. Possessed of the power of 4 fully grown doggers and able to destroy an adult weather girl at 20 yards.

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Eating out with people who never finish their meals so you get their leftovers.
When people forget its your turn to get a round.
Hummus.
 
DouLou said:
Eating out with people who never finish their meals so you get their leftovers.
When people forget its your turn to get a round.
Hummus.
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Really?
 
Pexbo said:
Really?
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I don't know why you only bolded half that sentence... are you trying to get me to admit that I eat people meals? Like meals made out of people? Cause I don't. But I do eat leftovers.
 
I think he likes imagining you eating out people, with other people, like in a giant big twat-tastic gobblefest, in which you continue in your rampant carpet munching even when your erstwhile companions have left the table, leaving you some heaving sweaty flaps to feast on.

Or at least I'd like to think that. Not that I'm weird or anything.

7. DouLou's cunnilingus parties.
 
:lol: Actually it's neither!

I just can't imagine being out for a meal with people and eyeing up their plate when they've conceeded defeat!

Just have dessert?!
 
That feeling of incredible satisfaction when you do a piss straight after a large shit.

Knowing you're looking sexy as feck before you go out.

A female liking your facebook photo. (Translates to wanting to shag you)
 
Those are all fine choices

Pexbo said:
:lol: Actually it's neither!

I just can't imagine being out for a meal with people and eyeing up their plate when they've conceeded defeat!

Just have dessert?!
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Yeah, but could you imagine eating someone out and then wanting to eat someone else out after their muff's been left vacant and pouting, just waiting for you to read it the alphabet in the style of a shivering horse.

Cos I can't
 
1) Getting a brand new shiny coin in your change

2) Chocolate bit at the bottom of a cornetto cone

3) Right trigger on the underside of the N64. It really is such a natural fit for the forefinger

4) Waking up way before your alarm is set to go off and realising you've got hours yet to get up
 
Mockney said:
I think he likes imagining you eating out people, with other people, like in a giant big twat-tastic gobblefest, in which you continue in your rampant carpet munching even when your erstwhile companions have left the table, leaving you some heaving sweaty flaps to feast on.

Or at least I'd like to think that. Not that I'm weird or anything.

7. DouLou's cunnilingus parties.
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I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfeckin' thang.
 
A. Looking at the timer on the dvd player when you're watching a movie you're really enjoying and realising there's ages left yet.

2. The bit of cheese that you scrape off the sandwich maker after you've had a toasted sandwich.

iii. Waking up and thinking you have to go to work then realising it's the weekend.
 
Mockney said:
What are your favorite top 3 somethings about something?

Mine are (in order)...

Pressing A-B-B-A to cheat at Aladdin on the Megadrive.
That girl who played Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Plugs.

Ok now you go.
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Melissa Joan Hart :drool:
 
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