Your Favourite Movie Quotes

Rommel, you magnificant bastard, I read your book!!

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Not sure why this one has always stuck in my head but I love it. From Commando

"You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
 
"The weekend has landed! All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm....Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did! Anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!"

"What's your name? What have you had? Reach for the lasers. Safe as feck!"
 
Wife (making breakfast) to Husband (after he has spent the night with girl, who contracted to become the surrogate mother of their (his) child, due to the wife's barrenness:

"How does she like her eggs?"

Husband (gives her steady look):

"I don't know how she likes her eggs"


The Baby Maker (1970) with Barbara Hershey.
 
From The Outlaw Josey Wales

Senator: The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace. And Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.

Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
 
Big fan of Miller's Crossing, this one always makes me laugh...

Leo O'Bannion: You hear about Rug?
Tom Reagan: Yeah, RIP.
Leo O'Bannion: They took his hair, Tommy. Jesus, that's strange, why would they do that?
Tom Reagan: Maybe it was injuns.
 
The Goodbye Girl

Paula knocks on door....

Elliot: Who is it ?

Paula: Are you decent?
Elliot: I am decent.


Paula goes in room...


Paula : OMG you're naked. I thought you said you were decent.
Elliot : I am decent. I also happen to be naked.