"Hi everybody, my name is Johnny. Here I am."
Your favorite movie quotes
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"Hi everybody, my name is Johnny. Here I am."
Wait till they get a load of me.
Has my performance kept you sufficiently amused to the manner in which you may have envisaged upon your arrival here!?!
Removal of the doors was all that was required of you
"He is Spartacus!"
'I'd prefer not to be shoved!'
'feck off Pig'
I am the failed attempt of keeping god's displeasure at bay.
"It's not an abnormal mass of tissue!"
"He is Spartacus!"
The expressions on their face make that twice as funny!
Genius thread.
"A large majority of people use their feet to propel themselves forward in a rapid motion"
"Everybody runs"
You think you're big time? You gonna feckin' die big time! You ready? HERE COMES THE PAIN!
From Outlaw Jose Wales.
"Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining"
"Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining"
You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy? I ain't through with you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
in what particular way do I make you chuckle?
8 year-olds, dude.
I'd rather you didn't fluster me.
I'd rather you didn't fluster me.
You would not enjoy my company when I am vexed
We no longer appear to be situated in Kansas, Toto
You need to inquire of yourself: "Do I strike one as auspicious? Well, do you, delinquent?"
I'm glad you liked it!
SmashedHombre edited my posts and took my content though. But the thread was more about deliberately changing the quotes in a way that, if you told it to someone, they'd absolutely had to correct you, thinking that you made a genuine mistake, and not taking a dialogue and Shakespeare-izing it.
Like -
Why so serious? = Are you serious?
Go ahead, make my day! = Go ahead, have a nice day!
Yes, and you'll cark it. Scarper, and you'll be okie dokie...for a bit. When you're old and about to croak though, do you reckon you'd want to part exchange the time between now and then, to gamble on returning here and informing those bad guys that although causing us death is probable, there's no way they can take... this COLLECTIVE INDEPENDENCE!
You need to inquire of yourself: "Do I strike one as auspicious? Well, do you, delinquent?"
I planned to post this one, but it probably wouldn't have been as good as yours
Great thread
'Oh so you want to know what the Matrix is? Let me just pull out my Oxford Dictionary...'
The Three Amigos
El Guapo: "Do you want to see your friend die?"
Dusty Bottoms: "No...I've already seen him."
El Guapo: "Do you want to see your friend die?"
Dusty Bottoms: "No...I've already seen him."
frankly , my dear, i don't give a damn!
Sorry Erica, I think mine is better
frankly , my dear, i don't give a damn!
To be honest love, I couldn't give a shit.
'Do I make you horny baby.'
Yes, and you'll cark it. Scarper, and you'll be okie dokie...for a bit. When you're old and about to croak though, do you reckon you'd want to part exchange the time between now and then, to gamble on returning here and informing those bad guys that although causing us death is probable, there's no way they can take... this COLLECTIVE INDEPENDENCE!
"Hip-Hip-Hooray, parent fornicator"
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Plz-bhcHryc/0.jpg
Lisa, unfortunately your actions are lacerating through the very fibers of my being.
Lisa, unfortunately your actions are lacerating through the very fibers of my being.
we have to revisit a year yet to come!
Gaise, you're doing it wrong.
It was a piece of piss Watson