Yossi Benyaoun to either Chelski or Spurs
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Anything else that has already happened we should be informed of?
Hilarious. Not.
"Chelsea or Spurs? Oh. Already decided lol"
"Chelsea or Liverpool? Oh. Already played there lol."
It's an easy mistake to make, signing a player who has been on your books for almost 3 years again.
Take a chill pill. You made a mistake, big whoop. People are having a laugh over it, chill out.
Rumours of Wimbledon moving to Milton Keynes
Well, I'm sure thats because everyone read it as a player debating whether he should sign with the club he currently plays for.
"Last four years? Mulligan, Haha"
He's on the verge of signing for Israel.
lol yes, you're right that I am being a bit uptight about it. It's just that I wasn't sure whether to post this or not as I thought I'd inevitably get a barrage of accusations that I am lying when it is honest and accurate information.
Now I understand the world, I look around as if a great weight has lifted from my tired and aching shoulders - look! Alas, do you see it also? Yes, the truth my friends is there for all, for all we know and all we'll ever understand is this - that in this infinite and confusing universe where everyone we know, everyone who has been and who will be have inhibited, within a few thousand miles of where you are today, but one man, one man who exists at this moment will do what no man can do, he will sign twice, for no reason other than being Benayoun - the man so good, they signed him twice. He was not born twice, he was not twice conceived, nor does he twice exist. Yet he has signed twice and now I know why the birds sing, why the oceans gleam and why children (especially in Chelsea) cry.
"Yossi to Spurs? No lol, looks too much like me"
"I can do this too? Lol back to retirement!"
"Yossi to Spurs? No lol, looks too much like me"
Fail.
Maybe it's just me, I always think they look alike.
Hate this normally but it must be the right time.
Breaking news: My Boss just told me the Titanic has sunk.
Best ITK thread ever.
Breaking news: My Boss just told me the Titanic has sunk.
Best ITK thread ever.
Some Croat might find that racist and decide to flare-bomb your hood Hectic. Hopefully they don't insult those boys trainers down at Fishermead though.
People always say LOL but I can't stop laughing at this thread. Silly but brilliant.
Thread title.Is this even supposed to be funny 
And i don't doubt my sense of humour
And i don't doubt my sense of humourIs this even supposed to be funny
Maybe you should start.
Quoted.
She's just asking for it.
IF we assume it's Liverpool and Spurs: I don't see why Spurs would ever want him.
Other this thread is a classic!
Other this thread is a classic!
Did a mod rename this to ITK: Special? Or was it just like that?
If it was just like that, then it's even more special than I thought.
If it was just like that, then it's even more special than I thought.
I think Spurs are bringing him in to replace Glenn Hoddle.
It was orginally 'Yossi Benyaoun to either Chelski or Spurs'
Ah, still special though.
We are all only one post away from being effectively destroyed on the Caf.