Yossi Benyaoun to either Chelski or Spurs

KingMinger22

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One of our clients is best mates with Benyaoun and he text my boss saying that there is a big meeting today to decide whether he goes to Spurs or Liverpool.


I have never once claimed to be ITK about anything ever but he is best mates with him and Yossi is a shareholder in his company. I've been to visit there offices in Liverpool and they have signed Yossi shirts everywhere.


I MEANT LIVERPOOL NOT CHELSKI!!
 
An ITK friend of mine just told me it's touch and go whether Antonio Valencia goes to Manchester United. There's a big meeting today.
 
An ITK friend of mine just told me it's touch and go whether Antonio Valencia goes to Manchester United. There's a big meeting today.

BIG news.

Luis Figo claims he will talk to Real Madrid over a possible move from Barcelona to the les blancos. Incredible signing.
 
False alarm.

He, Babel and a fat spanish looking waiter have all signed for Livepool instead.

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One of our clients is best mates with Benyaoun and he text my boss saying that there is a big meeting today to decide whether he goes to Spurs or Chelski.


I have never once claimed to be ITK about anything ever but he is best mates with him and Yossi is a shareholder in his company. I've been to visit there offices in Liverpool and they have signed Yossi shirts everywhere.

You probably shouldn't start now.
 
I looked at the time this was posted at least 50 times to makes sure my eyes did not deceive me.

Again, this is awesome. Any bookies with good odds?
 
They've made some unbelievable photoshops of this guy in a Chelsea shirt.

Look at him under Google Images. Outstanding.
 
Looks like this guy was right, he has indeed signed for Chelsea.

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The OP has also told in PM that Nani(Portuguese Winger from Sporting) and Anderson(Brazilian midfielder from Porto) is also close to signing for us in a double deal.
 
I meant Liverpool.

My boss told me, not my ''mate''.

I have absolutely no doubt that this is 100% accurate but I am not going to waste time defending myself when you all inevitably accuse me of lying.