Good lord, and workers get paid to have a fag break as well. Whatever next?
Difference being, if you read it, is that he's been doing it on the sly, so basically, not doing any work at all, or rather as little as humanly possible, when he could get away with it. This goes on, believe it or not, on a mass scale. As for the fag break, when I was a smoker and worked for other companies, they would generally give all staff a coffee break in the morning and afternoon (say 20 minutes each). Smokers just went in and out for their 40 minutes per day rather than sitting around a coffee machine or table, so it's a silly argument you are putting forward, especially considering the health and safety laws regarding VDUs.
Let's cut to the chase here, as you seem for some reason to think that this is a serious argument. To be fair, the "he he he" should have given it away, but it hasn't for some reason, and we are not in the Current Events forum, so there isn't even a theory being presented. Now, I don't know if you are trying to make a name for yourself here, or for some reason think that every light hearted metaphorical rant like the one I made in this XBox thread in an Entertainment forum is trying to be some type of groundwork for the manifesto of a future and dangerous political movement that repulses you inner being to its very foundation, but I'll carry on humouring you in any case.
Look at it like this, just possibly for a few seconds.

The current recession was started by the banks right? Subprime lending right? Leads to banks shitting it right? Leads to them tightening their lending policies, even to other banks right? Leads to a lack of basic credit facilities to many business right? Leads to lack of cashflow in those businesses? etc. etc. etc.
Lets cut to the chase here. If those businesses that ran out of cash flow and then couldn't find credit lines anymore has not had half their staff fecking about on the Internet and text messaging when they should have been working, they may have got better productivity, and then maybe they could have survived without such credit in the first place.
I suggest that if you are really so passionate about this subject, then I suggest you make a topic/thread about it in the Current Events forum rather that taking a light hearted rant and trying to turn it into something it never was meant to be.