Saw someone the other day say that Christian Romero is a poor man's Sergio Ramos, what other players are just budget versions of another?
X is a poor man's Y
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Arnold is a poor man’s Beckham
Xavier was a poor man’s Yavier
Bentley was a Poundland Beckham. Right down to the accent.
Joe Allen es el Xavi de los pobres
Foden is a poor man's Stoichkov
TAA is an impoverished man’s Beckham
Carragher was a poor man's Richard Dunne.
7 own goals vs. 10.
7 own goals vs. 10.
Rashford is Pexbo's Mbappe
thiago poor mans xavi
neymar poor mans dinho
bale/jese/rashford poor mans cristiano
stones poor mans beckenbauer
jota poor mans suarez
salah poor mans messi
ibrahimovic poor mans van basten
mind you, some of those "poor mans" are WC
neymar poor mans dinho
bale/jese/rashford poor mans cristiano
stones poor mans beckenbauer
jota poor mans suarez
salah poor mans messi
ibrahimovic poor mans van basten
mind you, some of those "poor mans" are WC
Anton was a Tesco own brand version of Rio.
Antony is a poor man's Nicolas Pepe
Cantona was very much a poor man's Dennis Bergkamp.
Not in this universe he wasn't.
Antony is a poor mans Yu Gi Oh duelist, Bayblade expert Naruto running up the stairs
Mehdi Taremi always struck me as a Poundshop Kane at Porto.
Antony is a really really extremely poor Robben
Came in just to post this but had second thoughts because he’s not even a poor version of him. That’s an insult to Robben
Lisandro Martinez is a poor mans Vidic,
Hojlund is a poor mans Kane
Anthony is a poor mans Robben
Hojlund is a poor mans Kane
Anthony is a poor mans Robben
Tyler Dibling a poor man's Jack Grealish
In this situation i think it just means that Bergkamp was a better player and not that Cantona was poor.
I thought this was a trans thread.
Keith Gillespie is a poor mans Keith Gillespie....
Ten Hag is a poor man’s Guardiola.
Ten Hag is a poor man's Enzo Maresca who is a poor man's Arne Slot who is a poor man's Guardiola?
Don't know where Lego Pep fits in what with actually having hair.
I reckon the comparisons work best when the poor man's version doesn't play for one of the mega-rich clubs.
Ange is a poundland Rogers
Is he even a footballer after that?
Bruno is a stone broke man's 2020 Bruno
And he would still be wrong…
Chilwell is a poor man's Shaw
X is a poor mans Twitter.
A very rich, very weird man's.
Hojlund is a poor man's Lukaku.
Ten Hag is a poor mans Ten Hag
De Light is a poor man's Maguire.
Ugarte a poor man's Mascherano.
Ugarte a poor man's Mascherano.
On a Manchester United forum, sure. Personally i think Bergkamp was a better player. Cantona was world class but so was Bergkamp.
Mainoo is (currently) a poor man's Frenkie de Jong.
Oleksandr Lingr is a poor man's Guus Til who is a poor man's Van de Beek who is a poor man's Klaassen who is a poor man's Thomas Muller.
Gakpo is a poor man's Robben.
Weghorst is a poor man's Van Nistelrooy.
Gakpo is a poor man's Robben.
Weghorst is a poor man's Van Nistelrooy.
I don't think he was. Bergkamp was probably more graceful but only because Cantona had power and aggression which reduced the view of how graceful he was.
Bergkamp played prettier football, but Cantona was a leader, could carry a team and would drive his teams forward. Bergkamp was a luxury player.
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