They can pick him up outside the pub at half 10 and put him down on the team sheet as Phil Jones. Nobody remebers what he looks like at this stage.
Wout Weghorst
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They can pick him up outside the pub at half 10 and put him down on the team sheet as Phil Jones. Nobody remebers what he looks like at this stage.
Can't wait for him to clatter some cnut
Now that's an announcement video
I guess it's time to trust the judgement of you lot and get excited about this 
I like this. Also takes considerable talent and cohesion for a crowd to get the timing and cadence right.
If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry
Start of the season, he said Martinez was too small to play in the Premier League and now look how that move has turned out as he’s been the best CB in the league.
Super-whoooooosh
He’s 6ft 6, he’ll be tall enough to even reach a Maguire cross.
They just lost to Southampton, barely beat a dire Chelsea side and drew with Everton in 3 out of their last 4 matches.
This was genius.
I've been on this bandwagon for a long time now. Cannot wait for him to absolutely stink up the gaff and disappear to China in the summer
Happy with this.
Watch out, Wout's about.
Watch out, Wout's about.
Disappointing that there haven't been any option to buy clauses reported in this deal. From what I had read, Besiktas had a £10m option for him. Not that Weghorst should be seen as a long term solution for us, but lets say that he bags 7 or 8 goals this season and generally performs well. An option to buy of around £12m, lets say, would be great value for money and add depth and versitility in our front line.
We could then splash on a big name signing up top this summer and suddenly have loads of quality and depth in a position where we currently have none.
LW: Rashford/Martial/Garnacho
RW: Antony/Sancho/Rashford
CF: (Vlahovic or Oshimen)/Marial/Weghorst
Looking good for a title push on all fronts
We could then splash on a big name signing up top this summer and suddenly have loads of quality and depth in a position where we currently have none.
LW: Rashford/Martial/Garnacho
RW: Antony/Sancho/Rashford
CF: (Vlahovic or Oshimen)/Marial/Weghorst
Looking good for a title push on all fronts
Burnley absolutely nailed their announcements around this time...There was a Price is Right one with a player if I remember correctly which was very well worked!
Well in that world his price would be a lot more then it would be if we negotiated it now.
There would be no harm in us sorting out a buy option now.
If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry
Start of the season, he said Martinez was too small to play in the Premier League and now look how that move has turned out as he’s been the best CB in the league.
Unlikely. But that's not the game we need him for. Welcome Wout. Here's hoping Forest and Reading feel your full wrath!
We've been to Old Trafford to see Weighorst at the game
Felt good to be out in the rain
At Old Trafford he will cause all the pain
Because Wout Weighorst really is his name
La,la,la. La,la,la,la,la.
Felt good to be out in the rain
At Old Trafford he will cause all the pain
Because Wout Weighorst really is his name
La,la,la. La,la,la,la,la.
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Isn't he as tall as Haaland?
Never mind that China capped their salaries, he actually has a shot to become Holland's starting CF for the Euros, so I highly doubt he'll feck off to no man's land.I've been on this bandwagon for a long time now. Cannot wait for him to absolutely stink up the gaff and disappear to China in the summer
He'd be super useful against City. His pressing from the front would give us a platform against a team that dominates the ball.
Wout let the cocks out ? Wout Wout
So, it's all set up for us to get smashed on Saturday...
Not quite sure why but buzzing for this, not even half as talented as most of the players we have tried in the strikers position last couple of years, but get the feeling he could fit in like hand in glove there for us. Seems to have a strong mentality as well.
Eriksen is probably already having wet dreams of looking up with the ball and seeing Wouts head stick up from the crowd like a feckin lamp post.
Eriksen is probably already having wet dreams of looking up with the ball and seeing Wouts head stick up from the crowd like a feckin lamp post.
I think it's a joke on how he said Martinez was not tall enough.
I appreciate the effort going into this. Let it all wout.
Flight trackers commence!
Fantastic
They seem to be in a hurry, in the squad for saturday?
Hopefully an upgrade on Ronaldo, who without the reputation would have received Maguire's level of flak on social media. Even with the loan fee he'll still be cheaper, so not much risk there.
Surely directed by John Murtough?
@Mr Pigeon - bravo sir
Ed Woodward
I thought that was Kevin bacon for a moment
Finally someone to get on the end of Malacia's corners.
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