It reminds me of a time many moons ago when I had a save as United in Championship Manager (maybe 01/02). I was years into the game and utterly dominant, so out of boredom one day I picked up some striker from Alfreton Town (who was fairly old, I'm guessing in his 30's).
I would start him in dead rubbers or bring him on when I had won a game, and he probably only scored about 5 goals over the season I had him. They were all likely pointless goals, but let me tell you, I celebrated those goals. He knew he wasn't good enough, we all bloody knew it, but it was just a lovely story for the ages.