Oh sweet summer child
The main take I'm getting so far is that in order to justify Cristiano Ronaldo's bad performances on the biggest stage, context is everything. He was in a bad team (which nevertheless was top 10 in FIFA ranking practically the entire time he has been active), had only a couple of tournaments at his peak (same as Ronaldo), had a bad coach (Ronaldo had like seven of those) etc.
Nevertheless, when we see Ronaldo performances apparently only stats matter and context is not allowed in the room. Playing less CL doesn't matter. Being harder to even qualify for CL doesn't matter. Injuries don't matter. The absence of superteams to support a superstar striker doesn't matter. Goal inflation doesn't matter. The eye test doesn't matter. Just plain pure stats. That's why you keep being called out.
PS: That hat trick against Spain was great. But in the end it was inconsequential. Portugal didn't qualify thanks to that, Spain wasn't eliminated due to that. And both teams were out in the next round, to "non CL standard teams" like Uruguay and Russia.