Worst haircuts in the history of football

Exhibit A.
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Can I have a long back and sides please?
 
My God some of these are terrible.

Pogba shouldn't be included. All though some of his styles are ridiculous, that fecker pulls it off. Same with Becks he could put a smoking turd on his head and still look like a supermodel.
 
Some brilliantly bad haircuts in this thread but I don't think Gervinho can be beaten. The man just refused to accept he was bald/balding.
 
Was that the 94 World Cup when they all bleached their hair before a game ?

I am sure it was at WC 1998, they only had their players' hair blonde after finishing top of the group with England 2nd. Only to be defeated by CROATIA! in the K.O stage.

I bit strange to me if you as a Croatian forget that game, unless you were a small kid.
 
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bahia, rui costa, joao pinto on the right. the two on the left are the only ones i don't know/not sure, i'm thinking the guy sitting might be sergio conceicao but i'm not sure

Fernando Couto and Paulo Sousa.

That's 5 of the 20 or so best portuguese players ever right there.
 
Yup, it's this sexy bastard...

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Still can't believe the dude in those photos ended up marrying Helen Svedin. Not really haircut related but I also found these 2 recently :lol:

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Bonus points to the people that can name them. @Arruda @Sly @SCP @broccoli @SLBenfica1904 think you guys will enjoy seeing these

Sitting on the chair Paulo Sousa and Joao Pinto. Above are Couto, Rui Costa and Victor Baia right?
Cant believe Sousa had a handsome look in his younger days.
 
Sitting on the chair Paulo Sousa and Joao Pinto. Above are Couto, Rui Costa and Victor Baia right?
Cant believe Sousa had a handsome look in his younger days.
Nien, in front of Xavier it's Capucho between Couto and Figo. A technical, low sock right winger. Paulo Sousa was :drool:

Why current generations look so bland in comparison? there was far more characters back then.
 
Nien, in front of Xavier it's Capucho between Couto and Figo. A technical, low sock right winger. Paulo Sousa was :drool:

Why current generations look so bland in comparison? there was far more characters back then.

I'm talking about the picture below not the one with Figo and Xavier on it. Pretty sure in the middle between Rui Costa and Couto it was Vitor Baia.

Different era different style thou..
 
Yup, it's this sexy bastard...

Still can't believe the dude in those photos ended up marrying Helen Svedin. Not really haircut related but I also found these 2 recently :lol:

Bonus points to the people that can name them. @Arruda @Sly @SCP @broccoli @SLBenfica1904 think you guys will enjoy seeing these
Yup, it's this sexy bastard...



Still can't believe the dude in those photos ended up marrying Helen Svedin. Not really haircut related but I also found these 2 recently :lol:




Bonus points to the people that can name them. @Arruda @Sly @SCP @broccoli @SLBenfica1904 think you guys will enjoy seeing these

Rui Costa I effing loved him when I was wee what a player!I do not enjoy football games like pes and fifa these days cause guys like Rui Costa, Fernando Hierro, Nedved, and so on are all retired.
 
I'm talking about the picture below not the one with Figo and Xavier on it. Pretty sure in the middle between Rui Costa and Couto it was Vitor Baia.

Different era different style thou..

Sorry, you are spot on then!
 
Sorry, you are spot on then!

No problem mate.
Damn, i'm still in my middle 20's but those players are from the era i begin to follow football. Seems just like yesterday thou.. But yes, a lot of awful haircut those days. No wonder David Beckham stand out the most among his peers. They thought nothing about being stylish and fashionable back then.